Tensa Zangetsu

Guize i got an idea... Guise alright.... Guise the idea is.... You listening?.... Alright the idea is.... .... A meme competition... and this post was nothing but spam.

Am setting up a DayZ server at a LAN party soon and majority of ports are blocked to keep users from using HTTP/S connections and accessing certain things. Does anyone know which ports ARMA 2 and DayZ both use so I can open them? Thanks in advance -TZ

"Okay guys we need to refuel this train" "How much jerry cans worth do we need?" "For a full tank we need 5000 *Casually see 10 players get out of the train carriages and run towards the nearest gas pump to refill* "Good we should be done in 6 hours."

I think i remember them saying that they wont be publicizing anything until the engine is final (animation, shading, editing, etc)

I'll still never understand how whisky became so abundant in the zombie apoc.

AHH, but you can also look over things more easily. (and grab things from the top shelf at the supermarket.)

i hope you're able to kill the dog for meat when you're low on food. (yes im evil)

All weapons. No food Pfft. Who needs guns when you can just live in the forest with an axe, matches and hunting knife.

Was ontop of the hospital in cherno and heard some guy playing this through his mic while running from a group of z's: Anyone else encountered something like this? imo was pretty hilarious. and kicking myself for no frapsing it. Also, is that bannable?

Why do people keep suggesting that guy? I'm more in favor of an axeman. (1 per server, normal zombie health, loots nothing special other than a hatchet)

I like this idea. Reminds me of this aswell:

No groups, just promotes the notion of pvp and unfairly handicaps those without a friend....

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Sorry to say but asthma and diabetes sufferers would have died out within the first few months of the apocalypse. They can't run from zombies due to sickness and medication would run thin fast. (plus, doesn't the game take place years after the start of the apoc?)

Sorry, i have to disagree with this one. Anything where one player is given an advantage over another sheerly through a computed system is just wrong in my book. It's like saying the more you run in the game the more your stamina builds up, it means a slight advantage for those players who've kept their characters alive for an hour longer over those who have just spawned in. (for some reason i dont think i worded all this right)

ITT: Post things that would make the game worse/harder than it already is. Therefore making it more frustrating? Or otherwise things that you think should never be implemented into the game. ie: Weapon Durability, Battery powered flashlights, etc..

Been meeting lots of people the last few nights, and my flashlight solution seems to have worked. Try that whenever you're not shooting, it takes 2 seconds to get a gun out and fire anyway.

Vehicles with a red hull, that will blow up after the slightest touch of a wall... oh wait.

* Server this happened on. NZ 26 (New Zealand) * Time that it happened including your timezone. Server timezone: 12:56pm (GMT+7) Our timezone: 3:56pm (GMT+10) * What happened during the incident. Swi7chblade and I (Tensa Zangetsu) resume playing at our savepoint at "Rog Por" (Co-ordinates 112,110) which can be found here: http://dayzdb.com/map#6.112.110). We wait on the bottom floor of the main tower. Swi7chblade is teleported to the middle of the NW Airfield. Then see's player "dotEXE" and fires Lee Einfield twice in head and 3 times in torso, He seemed to have godmode enabled and wasn't bleeding neither. dotEXE then kills Swi7ch with a sniper rifle (either CZ or SVD) Sorry no pictures or video, but should clearly see what happened by looking through the server logs.

Think of this. One person boats, like those you see washed ashore. With an ore loot that needs to be found for use (you'll need 2 for both sides). Being in the boat means you lose temperature slowly (drastically at night), however, entitles you to be safe from Z's to look at gear. They are prone to getting destroyed easily by hitting underwater objects or being hit by Z's, and any strong waves will cause tip-over and make it unable to flip (ie, swim back to shore). A single shot will cause the boat to sink slowly. Yes, i've had a bit too much fun with boats tonight >.< Plus, I'm drunk so i'll probably see this in the morning and say "what the hell was i thinking"

Shooting a hole in a boat, will cause it to sink over time. No matter even f it is just one hole in the hull. A tidal system makes your boat drift away from shore.

Thanks man :3

Still doesn't implement a punishment for ALT+F4'ing or process stopping. You need something that will happen to them once they get back in. Aswell, many people camp/log off ontop of the hospitals and high areas, you can't just put in this change in populated areas and say that it's just.

Going prone in water will lead you to lose blood. ie: http://i.imgur.com/IZpks.jpg Sitting or standing in a campfire will cause damage. ie: http://i.imgur.com/bugtn.jpg

Well i got another one. If you start running down a hill, there's a possibility of you falling and rolling down, possibly breaking bones.

Zangetsu here :3 . Can confirm that I haven't been banned and that swi7ch is telling the truth about the events that passed.