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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Help DayZ info need help!!!

    500$ for asking
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    Getting Sick

    you must have aids lowers the immune system
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    Mad Max Dayz?

    hahaha you could ride up to snipers in ghillies with the interceptor and rev the engine it would break they're bones
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    Mad Max Dayz?

    o yea no heros keep strictly wasteland slum
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    Ninja and Tanir

    try password
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    Soldier Uniform

    I want a clown suit and bicycle nuff said
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    The "Friendly!" Experiment

    I met german and befriended him he has a thick accent and is utterly insane not sure why he didin't kill me but after playing with him for a few days now all i ever hear is yaaaa deezzzzz guyzzzz ovaa heeeaaa guyzzz heeaaaar and blam he shoots everything and is constantly drunk online. Friendly to me fight or flight every other time i see him also did i mention he is crazy he sits in the middle of cherno killing zombies and until he runs out of ammo throws the guns in the market goes to firehouse repeats process all while yelling haaaa haaa zeeezz dang zombiezzz yaaaa you see that hahahahaha i own ze cherno? one more story we had a group of five guys german was murdered by a sniper while we were all in the factory at elecro german reenters after some time with hatchet asking where his body went his friend replies i buried so no one could get your gear. German replies oyaaaa huhhhh give me that back pack then aaahhh chops the dude to shreds with all of us there we patched him up and clamed the german down.
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    Heavyweight Champion Jamie Hyneman

    ur are now disabled
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    To anyone thinking of hacking

    Mostly panda u crazzzy but i like it please don't kill me
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    Is Rocket actually Bear Grylls?

    Nothing more resourceful then piss for water
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    Mad Max Dayz?

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    Mad Max Dayz?

    go cart helicopters also and a snake to throw out of it at sniper on the ground.......
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    There should be no high grade weapons in standalone

    i like all the guns in my hands or the guy shooting me ads diversity plus nothing like killing a guy with a winchester and looting his body t find an m4 and thinking i owned that dip sh**
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    Funniest Hacker Ever - West Coast Private Hive

    I also had a hilarious hacker experience two days ago at top damn four survivors and 1 new guy we were showing the ropes we obtained a uaz and were discussing where to go next as people were getting situated out of no where a tractor spawns going full speed at us running over my buddy peter the guy on direct chat yell's sorry i'm running late guys and hi jacks the uaz taking off down the road we open fire destroying the vehicle and he runs away with god mode yelling "i'm late i'm late gotta go." after the incident there were two people with broken bones a tractor and a destroyed uaz. Listening to our players who were injured just saying what the f*** was that and this mans chat as he did it made me laugh so hard i had to step away from the game for for a min to funny
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    Mad Max Dayz?

    whats love got to do with it?
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    Mad Max Dayz?

    All hail the night rider! I figured with the ski mask skin and a buff character in leather we might be able to hold up oil trucks in a desert compound fighting off oil bandits
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    Mad Max Dayz?

    i just want to drive an interceptor through town with a sawed of shotgun and blue heeler in the car
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    Green Mountain Question?

    Is there a known green mountain challenge? I have a mountain dew and was thinking i could run up there do a lap on the comm tower come down the ladder and slam the dew in the courtyard and try to make it out alive.... Any thoughts, ideas or concerns never been up there before
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    Hackers are our friend

    according to a few forums they say if it wasnt set with a timer it will be indestructible until the server resets no satchels will blow it up just set it a blaze for seconds then it will go out. love it or hate it use it or dont i would just leave the server before everyone in there has ridiculous weapons
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    What would you do?

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yes that is what im talking about stuff like that hidden in game that you come across and just go F*** my life
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    My Dayz Experience

    I'm for the fact that if that was legit you would have destroyed those guys the paniced "get off the road" didn't have the confidence in his skills as much as you did i give you beans for standing your ground and trying to gun them down good sh*t
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    What would you do?

    Pen i like that idea you get my beans, what about in addition placing a few more rumored to be true areas and items in far reaches of the map i.e. ultra rare items found in haunted style locations that have outcomes based on your characters humanity if your a murderer you will be killed by unkown sources when crossing this area and also the opposite a site well hidden where if your are high in humanity and attempt to enter to retrieve rare items you will be killed by unkown sources. Also one last area where it doesnt matter who you are but enter at your own risk and see what happens..
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    Green Mountain Question?

    pendragon do flares count if i find any as an art light source i know techincally but if i record you'll just hear me die most likely p.s. i have roughly 8,000 blood
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    Green Mountain Question?

    o yes have to go night server
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