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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Do you guys leave the coast?

    I'm with Hooves survival is tested out north plus the scenary is better than people blasting eachother over painkillers when they are two feet from the nearest hospital
  2. Steak and Potatoes

    Underground Dogfights!

    I dont own dog yet so ours cant tussle for gear as payout
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    To the girl I shot in Cherno last night

    This OP should post his ingame name so we can follow him playing music until he kills us three muders for one good song
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    The clicking noise that is often followed by gunfire

    whats the distance of the shot might be the crack of the bullet leaving the rifle towards you I get this when i'm shot at by snipers not usually in CQB
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    Do you guys leave the coast?

    I do leave the coast but I first like to at least pick up a hatchet I trust that baby to carry me through thick and thin
  6. Have a beer while playing it will take the edge off
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    Heli not on server?

    Damn the one time I thought I knew a thing or two serves me right for not reading up before uttering retarted ideas thanks hooves noted it.
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Heli not on server?

    Some guy probably flew it into the forest trying to show off blowing it and a few generally nice survivors to pieces. server restart go hunting again
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Nerf doors.

    If you stayed away from the door none of this would have happened now look at you
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    Molotovs idea

    With this games mechanics by the time i set up a molotav cocktail i'd have emptied half my inventory onto the ground and be shot dead looking through gear still thinking it was a good idea to make the pos
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Spoiled Meat???

    If this is going into effect I need them to add an ice chest to the game. Also maybe cheap beer to get your character hosed at campfires
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Any good private servers out there?

    I got a private server for ya right here (points to crotch)
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    For People Who Can't Drive Without 3DP

    Anyone have a suggestion as to where i can test to get my driver's license in cherno? I need an easy instructor I don't want to get dinged for petty stuff
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    To the girl I shot in Cherno last night

    If you had gotten her number before destroying her for thinking the game has its moments that can be humorous you might have been able to hand out a free 300 lb mustache ride
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Good News 9/21

    Get your gear mount up and get out
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    Just How Rare Are Sactchel Charges??

    Thanks hooves i know the thought is there therefore i give you beans as offering
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    To the girl I shot in Cherno last night

    She probably had loose lips anyway
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Just How Rare Are Sactchel Charges??

    Everytime I find a sacthel its getting set off in my face
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Bucket List :: Suggestions?

    throw a threesome in get to female survivors and escort them to safety in one game
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Beards For Standalone Seasoned Veterans?

    hahaha yea i one over the female thought
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Beards For Standalone Seasoned Veterans?

    I like it Hooves nothing better than concealing death weapons in a beard and shit clothes
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Beards For Standalone Seasoned Veterans?

    I understand this i currently run akbar he's got a boss beard however I want it to grow as you continue to stay alive showing the true test of your character worn on the sleeve as they say
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    Beards For Standalone Seasoned Veterans?

    Agreed the longer the tour in game the longer the beard physical pluses would be a bonus aswell increased running distance and such
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    Your Final Words Before Death

    Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live.. at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies, that they make take our lives but they'll never take our FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!!
  25. Steak and Potatoes

    Holla at me

    Are you a long distance speaker? try shooting in the air that will get peoples attention then you can try to hola at them
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