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Everything posted by Steak and Potatoes
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Slightly amusing incident, m14 guy in the forest, US137
Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Instant bean's i enjoyed the visual m14 guy sounds like a psychopath so he is his own answer as to why no hero skin... If he is shooting a hero humaity is not going to hold out to high.. Teleporting wizards with ghillies they will get theirs -
Psychology of a Hacker vs Exploiter vs Greifer
Steak and Potatoes replied to heliman (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
As the band journey kindly put it Anyway you want it thats the way you need it... to each their own -
Me and terrex will have pacifiers, dubstep, chemlights as a man made beacon.. as you swim our symbol of hope will guide you if you get weary Fragglehoff will swim out and bring you to shore while dancing with us
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You win some you lose some, I myself am terrible with thermals get tunnel vision and usually get shot trying to screw around with it. I am however a CQB player and don't spend my hours on a hillside waiting for unarmed survivors to run into town looking for minimal supplies and blast them
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I don't have a boat but I'm a certified lifeguard in dayZ I can supervise you while you swim ashore insuring your safety and I'll bring chemlights for your arrival party
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Beards For Standalone Seasoned Veterans?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Thats fine they can throw a five year old survivor skin in game so by the time your able to grow a beard you don't play dayz anymore... -
How about a map with snow weather
Steak and Potatoes replied to flygamer1's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It would be nice if the map had the size to add elevation to specific locations with snowfall i.e. mountain summits and when you come back down closer to sea level in storm its starts reforming to rain again giving a dynamic sandbox -
Chernarus plain and simple you can be weak and survive on the other maps. Chernarus is a true test items are spread out, you cant enter everydoor you see, weather changes screw you, you can describe to your best friend where you are if he's a noobie he wont find you ever and die trying.
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My bean donation list as I am out to fast in a day
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thank you Fraggle It is a can food drive for sure all cans help the cause of donations to these hilarious gentlemen in addition add those you think deserve a bean donation for keeping that frown upside down :) -
My Personal Challenge
Steak and Potatoes replied to cptmackay's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
So you hit rock bottom now your attempting rehab to save your soul more or less like a young kid slamming a crack pipe because his friends never told him about pot. Selecting weapons from a tent for weeks, onto carrying your own weight, new thought don't sell out in game to the point where your bored with friends shooting new spawns on the coast until you have a divine epiphany -
My bean donation list as I am out to fast in a day
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
beans beans beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you loot, the more you loot the better you feel, throw beans from chernanrus in every meal -
Justice in Cherno: Death or exile?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's almost like an episode of punked starring ashton kutcher the young man does something he regrets not realizing others are watching then suffers the consequences now all of us laugh via story about this dip shit inception dusted my beans to you inception. keep on keeping on -
Flying a helicopter in DayZ
Steak and Potatoes replied to proxzor's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Auto hover is for pussies the only way to learn how to ride a bike is to fall down and get back up again, not fall half way down and have air fill your sails and straighten you out.. no such thing as magic air unless your farting while zipped up in a sleeping bag -
What is the best loot from a chopper crash site you've gotten?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Neelon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Chemlights by far, diamond in the ruff -
Out til standalone.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Angel Knight's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If you quit now you'll come back a half ass.. nobody likes a half ass -
How to trade/meet up with friends
Steak and Potatoes replied to blornz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Risks,Benefits,Risks,Benefits,Risks,Benefits you chew enough gutter sluts you eventually get the drip might aswell enjoy it -
what do you do with beans?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thank you, I'd rather have shit thrown in my face than read this man's post's at least someone else could laugh at that -
Teleported to an empty island
Steak and Potatoes replied to Grotgar's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Looks like you will be forced to procreate a new civilization with your boyfriend on an island over the sea. The good news some people dream of this stuff all day long -
He was probably running late for a meeting
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Zombies use of Profanity's?
Steak and Potatoes replied to fully's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Head shot next time that'l keep them quite -
This new camping tactic that might screw everyone over.
Steak and Potatoes replied to smore98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Add a snorkel to the list -
Won't Break ME!!
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hackers start your engines this man is in it for the long haul -
All it takes is one shady look from a survivor and this lake will erupt in small arms fire.. Being noted I want to attend if I die what better place than a picnic, raffling off gear
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If muffins are provided at first practice I would consider
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what do you do with beans?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Everytime you post I lose brain cells- 48 replies
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