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Steak and Potatoes
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DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
hey inception if your not busy later maybe we can head down to the akbar and grab a muhamud light -
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
any buddy have extra engine parts i was driving all over chernarus and my jieep had! to break down on me -
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You know if you guys are hacking in satchels you might get a global talibann- 74 replies
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DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
New attacthment beans to whoever comes up with the best middle eastern puns on this thread Now that would be saddam funny just husseing -
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
o yea my ingame to find this infidel is [bearded Patriot] come get some -
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Let me know what server I got an infidel right here for ya i will be waiting from dusk to ramadahn for allah your guys to come and blow me away.... you'll have to send Quran the barbarian to try and bring me down Thats all the middle eastern puns I got for now -
To all of thee above yes don't forget my cold remedy of choice is ricola's and I yodell before dinner then walk back home with babe my blue ox
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Question about tents
Steak and Potatoes replied to Kaffarov37's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That pie chart is a prime example of jesus and a calculator having sex without lube -
Are bearded lumber jacks ok to join?
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Ghillie suit and Camo for woman please
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
In the apocalypse after hiking around with guys for months its all pink in the middle at that point -
Ghillie suit and Camo for woman please
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I prefer my chicks shaved so adding an bush as a suit to them might turn me off -
I've got eng parts, 4 wheels, 2 jerry's, 2 win glass, 4 scrap metal in storage let me know if you need them I'll be on tonight 1045 pm western
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What happens to dead bodies?
Steak and Potatoes replied to dazza121's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
A few things could have happened he could have been teleported then killed leaving his gear in another place or he could have got that shit glitch where you get stuck in an inbetween phase but if it was the second one his stuff should have still been by you. did he run off and was murdered i need more info -
Best place for tent on the coast
Steak and Potatoes replied to Ragstorm88's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
three valleys -
I'll take a long walk on the beach with a lee enfield over a thermal as50 anyday
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tradeing m4a1 cco sd with 5 sd mags for something
Steak and Potatoes replied to ghilleman's topic in Trading
Engine parts, jerry can and chemlights can be yours -
Stary Sobor How to Get There?
Steak and Potatoes replied to supapao's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Wrong direction head south past all the water -
Scared the shit out of me.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ooooooo geeeeeeeze -
i'm sorry for hacking....
Steak and Potatoes replied to theflyingtaco's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I was honestly expecting another baby batter sucking asshole to post lolzzzzzzzz I hit a guy with a hatchet in the arm get it guys hacking lolzzzzzzzzz -
Sucks
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How many hackers nowadays
Steak and Potatoes replied to Scarlet_Blade's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thats exactly what i was going for -
How many hackers nowadays
Steak and Potatoes replied to Scarlet_Blade's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I would have said my mom was using my pc its more reasonable -
This new camping tactic that might screw everyone over.
Steak and Potatoes replied to smore98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If I was a crocodile in game i would use this tactic more often -
How many hackers nowadays
Steak and Potatoes replied to Scarlet_Blade's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I eat hackers for breakfast havent seen some in my last two weeks of gaming only one kid in lingor he flew over me with a helo I shot his sorry ass out of the thing and he teleported to me again while in a hospital my akm chewed him to shreds so he teleported to me on last time and used black magic to break my bones and left the server. I was in the hospital so i gladly crawled over to a supply box grabbed a morphine and was on my way. Steak and Potatoes 3 hacker 0 -
Only FN FAL's past 3 helicopter crashes?
Steak and Potatoes replied to grimsonfart's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Green mountain has better loot head on over there for a good time