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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. UH-1H VEHICLE CHANNEL: (Inception) where is he? where is he? (MacPherson) 11 oclock low UAZ. (Inception) I don't see him. (MacPherson) Vehicle has crossed into the tree line and pulled over. 4 sniper rounds go off (MacPherson) Were taking rounds. Inception was killed hahaha hilarious
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    What if the 50 cals were taken out of DayZ?

    If they added some mustard to the damage on the other sniper rifles I would be more inclined to agree with this comment... seeing is how they are one shot kill.....I prefer my M24 but the wounding shit is garbage not many people in real life walk off a center mass hit with 7.62x51mm NATO it wasnt designed to tickle you
  3. I once gave inception a helicopter ride but it was short lived as he was shot out by a sniper rifle in stary sobor within 5 mintues, what matters is the effort
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    Average age of Dayz playerbase?

    I'll be 87 next week
  5. Teleport killed? Shot trying to make a friend? Stabbed in the back? Ran for days to get shot? Seems like nothing can go right? I have weapons and gear I am giving away to the best story of someone who has been wrongly murdered. The weapons and gear are DMR with 4 mags, G17 with 2 mags, compass, hatchet, map, 2 bandages, hunting knife, 2 water bottles, alice pack, 1 morphine, 2 epi pens, 2 painkillers, 4 blood bags, 1 smoke grenade, box of matches and a toolbox oh yes and 1 set of NVG's along with bino's I'm giving up my inventory to someone who has been wrongly murdered lets hear your stories I'll choose and message you to give you my inventory and i'll start over
  6. I would love nothing more than to be able to tell a seasoned veteran in the new standalone than with boss of a bean soaked beard. The panicked young one day survivor living can of pepsi to the next notices a fully beared tattered clothed ox come from the hills to help him signifying his tour in Dayz hasn't been easy but he's still standing only words of wisdom come from men like this....
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    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    Maybe hes judge and Juraii
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    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    No homphobia here in the least bit and i hear what ur saying thats why i shut it down i honestly don't think anyone will post stories i think they'll just emerge as new posters starting a new thread saying fuck hackers for their first post every few days
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    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    as for right now I'll shut this down Hetstaine wins because that post is flat out ridiculous and seems 100% true further posts will not produce results just retards. attempted to do the right thing but i understand for i to am a retard and I too like to make fun of people like me cheers Hetstaine
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    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    I don't please give me the definition as you sound like a defense attorney and while your out looking for it help yourself to some deepthroating at the local gay bar....
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    lol my intentions are when someone was either murdered trying to do a nice thing such as help someone or someone who was murdered under circumstances they cant control i.e. hacker murdered
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Question about tents

    thats right ram it home jesus
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    Good luck?

    Your being watched right now
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Negative Kill Count?

    if this is true thats going to be a game changer
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    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    Agreed thats why I'm starting over in a different fashion
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    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    No worries on that end I am currently a hero in game and do not wish to screw anyone or my humanity.. on this note it is a safe to say I am near berezino this is not a set up only trying to help people who I have read some good stroies of
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    Negative Kill Count?

    When you crash you get negative vehicle count i think
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Stressed? Smoke a blunt the size of my gun

    I'd prefer a shot of whiskey but if this works for you stress [XXX] [OFF] godspeed
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Good luck?

    Something is very wrong, very wrong run while you still can and dont look back
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Stupid Hacker

    Dayz true survivors dancing plus one hero Cost of making video 4 chemlights 2 smoke grenades 1 m9sd mag
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Selling: The legendary MOUNTAIN DEW.

    You're dead and you don't even know it yet
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Stupid Hacker

    might aswell post a video of unicorns riding dolphines through rainbows, while its raining candy bars and muffins with a voice over from cher singing do you believe in life after love because this video is not from dayZ
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    Trading 1 Mountain Dew for any repaired vehicle

    No this is a sin and will only further the curse you must venture to green mountain and drink it as offering there that is the true way to lift the curse
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS

    I was trying to climb the firehouse ladder in cherno when my player gyroed and had to falafel the building breaking my leg can someon patch me up?
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    DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS

    anyone been to the theatre lately I heard Jim Carrey's The Mosque was a good hit
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