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Nicest guy EVAR. This is unheard of!
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
UH-1H VEHICLE CHANNEL: (Inception) where is he? where is he? (MacPherson) 11 oclock low UAZ. (Inception) I don't see him. (MacPherson) Vehicle has crossed into the tree line and pulled over. 4 sniper rounds go off (MacPherson) Were taking rounds. Inception was killed hahaha hilarious -
What if the 50 cals were taken out of DayZ?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Dynami's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If they added some mustard to the damage on the other sniper rifles I would be more inclined to agree with this comment... seeing is how they are one shot kill.....I prefer my M24 but the wounding shit is garbage not many people in real life walk off a center mass hit with 7.62x51mm NATO it wasnt designed to tickle you -
Nicest guy EVAR. This is unheard of!
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I once gave inception a helicopter ride but it was short lived as he was shot out by a sniper rifle in stary sobor within 5 mintues, what matters is the effort -
Average age of Dayz playerbase?
Steak and Potatoes replied to dazza121's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'll be 87 next week -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Teleport killed? Shot trying to make a friend? Stabbed in the back? Ran for days to get shot? Seems like nothing can go right? I have weapons and gear I am giving away to the best story of someone who has been wrongly murdered. The weapons and gear are DMR with 4 mags, G17 with 2 mags, compass, hatchet, map, 2 bandages, hunting knife, 2 water bottles, alice pack, 1 morphine, 2 epi pens, 2 painkillers, 4 blood bags, 1 smoke grenade, box of matches and a toolbox oh yes and 1 set of NVG's along with bino's I'm giving up my inventory to someone who has been wrongly murdered lets hear your stories I'll choose and message you to give you my inventory and i'll start over -
I would love nothing more than to be able to tell a seasoned veteran in the new standalone than with boss of a bean soaked beard. The panicked young one day survivor living can of pepsi to the next notices a fully beared tattered clothed ox come from the hills to help him signifying his tour in Dayz hasn't been easy but he's still standing only words of wisdom come from men like this....
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Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Maybe hes judge and Juraii -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No homphobia here in the least bit and i hear what ur saying thats why i shut it down i honestly don't think anyone will post stories i think they'll just emerge as new posters starting a new thread saying fuck hackers for their first post every few days -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
as for right now I'll shut this down Hetstaine wins because that post is flat out ridiculous and seems 100% true further posts will not produce results just retards. attempted to do the right thing but i understand for i to am a retard and I too like to make fun of people like me cheers Hetstaine -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I don't please give me the definition as you sound like a defense attorney and while your out looking for it help yourself to some deepthroating at the local gay bar.... -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
lol my intentions are when someone was either murdered trying to do a nice thing such as help someone or someone who was murdered under circumstances they cant control i.e. hacker murdered -
Question about tents
Steak and Potatoes replied to Kaffarov37's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
thats right ram it home jesus -
Your being watched right now
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Negative Kill Count?
Steak and Potatoes replied to svenbreakfast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
if this is true thats going to be a game changer -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Agreed thats why I'm starting over in a different fashion -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No worries on that end I am currently a hero in game and do not wish to screw anyone or my humanity.. on this note it is a safe to say I am near berezino this is not a set up only trying to help people who I have read some good stroies of -
Negative Kill Count?
Steak and Potatoes replied to svenbreakfast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
When you crash you get negative vehicle count i think -
Stressed? Smoke a blunt the size of my gun
Steak and Potatoes replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'd prefer a shot of whiskey but if this works for you stress [XXX] [OFF] godspeed -
Something is very wrong, very wrong run while you still can and dont look back
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Dayz true survivors dancing plus one hero Cost of making video 4 chemlights 2 smoke grenades 1 m9sd mag
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You're dead and you don't even know it yet
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might aswell post a video of unicorns riding dolphines through rainbows, while its raining candy bars and muffins with a voice over from cher singing do you believe in life after love because this video is not from dayZ
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Trading 1 Mountain Dew for any repaired vehicle
Steak and Potatoes replied to killcamike's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No this is a sin and will only further the curse you must venture to green mountain and drink it as offering there that is the true way to lift the curse -
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I was trying to climb the firehouse ladder in cherno when my player gyroed and had to falafel the building breaking my leg can someon patch me up? -
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS OF CHERNARUS
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abu Jihad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
anyone been to the theatre lately I heard Jim Carrey's The Mosque was a good hit