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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Camp sites - (Pictures)

    nice spread
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    Simple Changes, Big Results

    car spawn in kamenka please suicide prevention
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    Kids. Kids everywhere.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the helium is what does it to all the kids all hopped up on mountain dew coming at you like a spider monkey
  4. i would suggest purchase it play arma 2 for a week or two to get your bearings then join the dayz community so your not off set by the in game play other than that i would suggest buying because no way better way to learn the dynamics of the game prior to the standalones arrival
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    If you guys really want to get serious in to DayZ

    Agreed just the carry over from ACE and ACRE has brought many legit groups over to dayz
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    Why do most clans require 18+ players

    If you are mature and not a squealing kid asking questions every three seconds pm me our group accepts under 18 but we would like to try you out to see where you fit in the group before proceeding. We have had young people in group make poor decisions and rage over the mic until they are banned if you are not one of these I will give you a look like i said just pm me
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    Funny ways you've died.

    Was waiting for a heli pick up from friends by cap golova at the same time the heli was coming down our other buddy was racing in a car trying to meet for the pick up he loses control at full speed swerves underneath the heli as it is 7 feet from touching and runs me over dragging me 70 meters... Rough day
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    *A tail of caution* So apparently:

    Black market cd-keys whats next? underground dog fights on dayz? oh wait nvm that was a thread already..
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    Dear Jon (Good Story)

    Im about as good with the crossbow as I am at translating japanese writing.................. :blush:
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    Hackers Make Me Sad

    sounds like the fucked you with no lube.. cheers to burying half their garbage supplies
  11. just flat out beautiful beats batteries from my dildo hands down <_<
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Blor1's Dayz journey

    voice of reason my beans
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    Ability to capture zombies

    Capture a zombie with a bear trap and secure him with wire fencing...........Now this would be fun addition How would you capture a zombie and hold him prisoner?
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Ability to capture zombies

    Zombie diving competition on the docks?
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Ability to capture zombies

    I want to hold a zombie flesh eating contest winner gets shot in the head
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    My char needs the bathroom...

    Agreed
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    Dark day for script-kiddies coming

    Your an idiot... in addition "scene" quote unquote I dont care about according to you. what I'm saying is literally people paying websites i.e. AJ and CA to walk around game going ape shit which is a source of income for those who post these and allow people unable to do so themselves have a bypass..If you are unaware of this once again you've gone full retard. I'm sorry that i'm not as cool as you and your [friend] who is a hacking guru my simple statement has to do with the fact BE is up against people who get income from posting and selling hacks and bypasses making it rough for them to stop these people. I personally don't have a problem with hackers as they are smart enough to do it so be it
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    Ability to capture zombies

    brilliant you have my beans
  19. Why would you ever want to wash away dirty bastard skin
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    One Shot Two Kills?

    Probably jumped ship while you shot him duping his body as it occured hence two bodies with same gear
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Why Do Zombies Serpentine?

    not only do they zig zag but they curse aswell when you hit them good with a weapon
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    Coop? Why the hell coop?

    Tough subject I agree in some aspects but I myself in game attempt to team up with everyone I see unless I get a bad vibe out the gates it's worked out for me and made quite a few friends
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    Serious sniper looking for a bandit group.

    Well theres not many snipers these days
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    Limited resources [Minecraft proof of concept]

    I really like the first paragraph I tried to read the whole thing but fell asleep but I'm on board with the first 15% of OP
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