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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. I think were on to something post it in the ideas threads
  2. Bumba clot get up an run boyee
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    Loving this game.

    I've seen this before many of moons ago a young man came to me asking for food and drink as I put it on the ground I looked in his back pack. filled with food and drink I said sir you have more food and drink than I, if we ration we can both survive longer in this beautiful environment. The young man turned in my direction and said whats that you got on your face? Before I could reply to this handsome chap I was shot in the face.
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    Fatigue and vehicles.

    fatigues just make you blend in with your environment what does that have to with anything B)
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    Found a Helicopter on a private server, cant refuel it

    I know its late but beans for you silly goose
  6. ill put you in my backpack like a baby kangaroo
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    Unstable humanity?

    I cant disagree with this must maintain hero status the fight within bares on me everyday
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Unstable humanity?

    well skittle tits to you wish i had this problem
  9. inception you never got my ts before you were shot out of my helicopter :huh: lol
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    Found a Helicopter on a private server, cant refuel it

    makes to much sense fix the windows immediately you dont want petrol flying out the windows while flying
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    ALMOST killed a guy with an AS50-TWS

    Agreed
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    IT'S A GHILLIE! Not a 'guillie'! -,-

    very true another carry over from the past is Sarg (sergeant) i watched a private get his bell rung for calling an E-6 sarg "what the fuck do think this is vietnam private" best quote I heard in months
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    IT'S A GHILLIE! Not a 'guillie'! -,-

    this slays me everytime usually little ones and never operated a weapon system in real life types
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    m4 CCO SD ammo?

    subwoofer?
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Why do most clans require 18+ players

    If i do they came from a hooker in germany i dont think i'd want to meet them
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    Unstable humanity?

    hahaha this is a good way to lose it I went to the darkside one afternoon on a high pop server on the moutain between electro and cherno banked 13+ kills logged on sober the next day good bye hero skin. took me a few days to get it back after being -45,000 ish
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    ALMOST killed a guy with an AS50-TWS

    almost is not good enough no beans for you
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Be careful what program you use to launch DayZ

    That is no good sorry to here that good sir
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    List of servers that allow custom faces?

    what is this Face Off with nicholas cage and john travolta?
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Found a hacked Sniper??

    throw it out in the woods
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Should they disable spawning in kamenka?

    I like to hang out in Kamenka as a door greeter for fresh spawns I fill my alice with hatchets and pepsi and hand them out for the marathoning
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Dark day for script-kiddies coming

    No script kiddie here as you can see from my lack of grammar and lack of intelligence to write something that satisfy's alcapwn.. I'm not smart enough for scripts me trying this would be like watching a monkey solve long division. some things are just not meant to be
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    Surviving a Horde Only to be Killed by...

    good friends are hard to come by alteast he is enjoying your AKM :thumbsup:
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    Unstable humanity?

    stop murdering people
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