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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    I am not a hacker - Complaint

    hahaha right on
  2. Steak and Potatoes

    Avoid US1911 and whatever clan runs it

    come on my server and you wont get hasseled pm me
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    How to avoid logging in on the coast.

    Sheer genius
  4. I will help you message me I use team speak though so if you want to download it real quick it will help because im in with a large group so i need you to come to me
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    Loving this game.

    i think i found one in the forums yesterday during an argument about him being a kid he raged when being told he should just go outside while he still can. in return he replied i cant im permanently disabled the thread was cut though I cant find him.
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    Loving this game.

    electro he wont get it you have to write it like this !boon a tahw cixelsyd ah ah tsaelta egelloc ot og u nehw futs eerf of tola teg u yeh
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    Looking For Group!

    message me if you want to join up with us
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Loving this game.

    dislegseya
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Been unable to play the game lately due to insane Ping issues.

    are other sources running on the same internet causing it to spike
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    My experience

    hahaha thats the way to do it
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Diverse servers give FPS issues

    First Person Shooters?
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    What went wrong?

    clearly another victim of mountain dew
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    I am not a hacker - Complaint

    Do you work for warZ or something?
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Looking For Group!

    I have a large by large i mean 20+ group if you would like to come play with us we have a ts with seperate channels and all the guys or good to go
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    looking for an aussie group

    www.balotabuddies.com pm for info i'll be on today
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    I feel like the "F yeah" meme guy.

    Did he ask you where he could find plasma grenades and an invisible cloak?
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Why are vehicles so weak?

    had to be a dew in the truck i'm suprised your brakes didn't go out causing you to fly off a cliff you got lucky
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Why are vehicles so weak?

    remove the mountain dew from your inventory
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    ANZR DAYZ CLAN Australian and New Zealand Resistance

    I dont live in Australia or New Zealand only so I guess I'll have to wait
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    I feel like the "F yeah" meme guy.

    how do i pick up two pistols? love it
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    IT'S A GHILLIE! Not a 'guillie'! -,-

    I got wasted in hawaii with a guy who spoke pigeon talk at a bar. we were friends till i told him i was trying to bump uglies with a local so we got in a fist fight and i never saw him again
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Whats wrong with sidechat?

    you are onto something good
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    Whats wrong with sidechat?

    Large amounts of chatter cant focus with all the chatter chatter its always people blasting music or screaming in the headset
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    My experience

    My first dayz experience i tried to look in my backpack and dropped it on the road kept trying to reequip it and heard an engine sound looked up heard a honk and direct chat saying blow me asshole..I was smeared all over the road. Went into the kitchen slammed 4 shots gave it another go and was terrified to see the car waiting where i respawned. He kept rolling it forward and backwards in an attempt to make the engine rev noise like from the movies. I turn and run down the beach as he followed me yelling blow me asshole so i jumped in the water to try and swim away he got out of the car and shot me. back to the kitchen 4 more shots respawn same reving hes there again i said on direct your car looks gayer than two boys fucking at a boyscout meeting. he laughed on direct and said get in drove me down the road shot me in the head
  25. Steak and Potatoes

    M24 desert

    yes give it to me before you get banned
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