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Everything posted by Steak and Potatoes
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I am not a hacker - Complaint
Steak and Potatoes replied to Xfacter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
hahaha right on -
Avoid US1911 and whatever clan runs it
Steak and Potatoes replied to Ingwe's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
come on my server and you wont get hasseled pm me -
How to avoid logging in on the coast.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Sheer genius -
Im getting Day z soon but I need friends to play with me and help me know how to play
Steak and Potatoes replied to liam78787's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I will help you message me I use team speak though so if you want to download it real quick it will help because im in with a large group so i need you to come to me -
i think i found one in the forums yesterday during an argument about him being a kid he raged when being told he should just go outside while he still can. in return he replied i cant im permanently disabled the thread was cut though I cant find him.
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electro he wont get it you have to write it like this !boon a tahw cixelsyd ah ah tsaelta egelloc ot og u nehw futs eerf of tola teg u yeh
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message me if you want to join up with us
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dislegseya
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Been unable to play the game lately due to insane Ping issues.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Abandonedcartoon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
are other sources running on the same internet causing it to spike -
hahaha thats the way to do it
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Diverse servers give FPS issues
Steak and Potatoes replied to Cryptex (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
First Person Shooters? -
clearly another victim of mountain dew
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I am not a hacker - Complaint
Steak and Potatoes replied to Xfacter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Do you work for warZ or something? -
I have a large by large i mean 20+ group if you would like to come play with us we have a ts with seperate channels and all the guys or good to go
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looking for an aussie group
Steak and Potatoes replied to bozo97's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
www.balotabuddies.com pm for info i'll be on today -
I feel like the "F yeah" meme guy.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Did he ask you where he could find plasma grenades and an invisible cloak? -
Why are vehicles so weak?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
had to be a dew in the truck i'm suprised your brakes didn't go out causing you to fly off a cliff you got lucky -
Why are vehicles so weak?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
remove the mountain dew from your inventory -
ANZR DAYZ CLAN Australian and New Zealand Resistance
Steak and Potatoes replied to MinstyGaming's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
I dont live in Australia or New Zealand only so I guess I'll have to wait -
I feel like the "F yeah" meme guy.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
how do i pick up two pistols? love it -
IT'S A GHILLIE! Not a 'guillie'! -,-
Steak and Potatoes replied to SennenT's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I got wasted in hawaii with a guy who spoke pigeon talk at a bar. we were friends till i told him i was trying to bump uglies with a local so we got in a fist fight and i never saw him again -
Whats wrong with sidechat?
Steak and Potatoes replied to sostronk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you are onto something good -
Whats wrong with sidechat?
Steak and Potatoes replied to sostronk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Large amounts of chatter cant focus with all the chatter chatter its always people blasting music or screaming in the headset -
My first dayz experience i tried to look in my backpack and dropped it on the road kept trying to reequip it and heard an engine sound looked up heard a honk and direct chat saying blow me asshole..I was smeared all over the road. Went into the kitchen slammed 4 shots gave it another go and was terrified to see the car waiting where i respawned. He kept rolling it forward and backwards in an attempt to make the engine rev noise like from the movies. I turn and run down the beach as he followed me yelling blow me asshole so i jumped in the water to try and swim away he got out of the car and shot me. back to the kitchen 4 more shots respawn same reving hes there again i said on direct your car looks gayer than two boys fucking at a boyscout meeting. he laughed on direct and said get in drove me down the road shot me in the head
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yes give it to me before you get banned