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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Last time I read a thread like this I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur
  2. Steak and Potatoes

    Tough decision.

    yup old leroy never failed me eassy to find easy to kill with
  3. good gravy kill the man get two vehicles
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    Free bus and old bikes on US2461...

    Does this bus come with free sniper ammo to my face?
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    Interesting Story Maybe Hacker Maybe Not

    Oh I forgot to mention he crashed right outside town and blew the pick up to pieces by running into a tree full speed and was passed out on the ground as i approached he woke up and ran off into the hills bleeding still repeating gotta go i'm late
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    My ATV Flipped....wut

    lol wear a helmet
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    I think i just had an epic loot

    I'll trade you your death for that rifle.
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Reliable servers for pitch a tent

    I'm pitching a tent as we speak (points to crotch)
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick

    Hetstaine off topic but when we rallying again I've got some items for you?
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick

    So does eating high fiber food but thats besides the point. in addition I think its safe to say popping ninja smoke prior to engagin will add effect to the video
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick

    beans for you good sir
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick

    lol it worked for me I dont have fraps and want to see if someone else can achieve this needs to be done on a stair set i tried 50 times in the open impossible zeds have to be on the stairs for it to work
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    If a trader...

    this thread makes me want to vomit
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    killed my first bandit... where's my humanity?

    Rewards for killing should be internal just put a check mark on your rifle with a hunting knife happy hunting sir.
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Need morphine

    lol broken leg
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    Why geared up players are hard to kill

    I agree with the rush of a good firefight bandaging shooting and maybe come out on top if I die so be it guy deserves my gear
  17. kids getting killed in the streets for a bandage and painkillers dead body keeps the flashlight its a world no one is safe in kill or be killed because your number is coming
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    My ATV Flipped....wut

    Ram it with a bike at full speed it will fuck the bike but put the atv upright like magic
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Time to call it a day for me :/

    Dont stop believing hold onto that feeling
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Road blocks not rendering until too late

    Thats what she said
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Im a monster!

    hatchet/1 ass hat with CCO/0 you buried him for his inability to perform his duties properly shooting on accident is not acceptable.
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Road blocks not rendering until too late

    Yea I spent 16000 meters running fixed a pos car was having the time of my life with just a hatchet and cruised @ 92 right into a rim on the ground by kamy that appeared from nothing in a fit of rage i beat the car to shit with the hatchet attracted every zombie in town and went down in a hatcet slapping frenzy... MacPherson was killed
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    And so it slowly dawns on me... Dayz sucks.

    Sounds like someone stayed on the coast to long
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    Tough decision.

    i would have stuck with the dmr
  25. zeds were listening to this...momma said knock you out
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