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Steak and Potatoes
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Everything posted by Steak and Potatoes
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hope that cocksucker chokes on those beans
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Note-pads, pencils, and camping tents.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hope you like empty tin cans and wasting your time cuz this bitch is empty -
Battle eye failed to update..
Steak and Potatoes replied to Barney (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
easier download BE dll from battleyes website both client and server save it to your desktop. Open your BEsetup under program files copy and replace both files into the folder close all start up a game as administrator and sit in lobby without entering server watch bottom left until the manual update has completed and enter the server wala fixed -
DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements (that you hope you will never see)
Steak and Potatoes replied to Toilet's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
TRUSTED TOUCH: apply medical supplies to a survivor, team up for 10 mins and betray them. DELIVERANCE: survive in off the land for 12 hours manipulate another survivor then kill them. MAD MAX: obtain hero skin and rescue 10 survivors under fire in a vehicle. -
Lovely little story about REVENGE
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
justice served -
Interesting Story Maybe Hacker Maybe Not
Steak and Potatoes posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
So I built up an Off Road and looted the factory outside Polana for additional car parts. Thought hey I'm not pressed for time full on petrol lets give the polana supermarket a go ahead. I drive up and park infront of the market. Map check/Food check/Pepsi check then a man with nothing on him runs through the store yelling on direct chat "sorry I'm running late gotta go, gotta make my meeting" he barrels through the super market jumps in my pickup and takes off. I did not shoot out of confusion and sit flabrigasted as to how this man came out of no where. To Jeff in Pants on Au46 cheers I laughed so hard I couldn't be mad -
Interesting Story Maybe Hacker Maybe Not
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Nono no no nononono nope no nope nopie -
Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
thats right i downloaded fraps last night and I'm going to attempt recording it daniel keep training you took can become a master of the art -
Interesting Story Maybe Hacker Maybe Not
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
As always you exceed my expectations beans for you. -
hahaha seconds
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so i tried to check out this day z mod again for the first time in months
Steak and Potatoes replied to A.Jones's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
monkey buisness sir -
like a hooker on payday
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Looking to start a clan!
Steak and Potatoes replied to jhodge226's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Off to a good start here -
I think i just had an epic loot
Steak and Potatoes replied to AddetterUS's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Huh? -
Predict a thread title after the standalone is released....
Steak and Potatoes replied to Friday N's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
why am I standing alone? -
let the beans rain on all over my face... wait wut?
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Driving with a red engine is like replacing a horse with a chainsaw and riding bareback
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Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Beans for becoming a ninja post on here when you complete your dojo training good sir -
I lost a pepsi one time and realized it was in my backpack pheeeeewwww.
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Fire
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Meanwhile, at the office..
Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I wonder if he thinks his coworkers cant see him -
Interesting Story Maybe Hacker Maybe Not
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
sad face i dont have fraps -
Use Dayz Commander
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just leave the debug on all day you'll be fine
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{Poll} A player saves your life, what do you do
Steak and Potatoes replied to thelonewarrior's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'd offer him a BJ then be on may way travel light if you get to attached you might cry when they get killed
