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Steak and Potatoes

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Everything posted by Steak and Potatoes

  1. I'm posting so late on this thread no one will read it anyways
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    MGS3 "CURE" system for dayz medical system

    I changed to personal pick for your pleasure sly enjoy my beard
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    MGS3 "CURE" system for dayz medical system

    haha murica for sure george parros is the pick plays hackey for ducks his job is strick goon
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    DayZ Standalone Game - Questions

    do you wear a helmet for protection and velcro shoes because you cant tie knots?
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    You find a can of Mountain Dew and you...

    quite the dewlema
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    MGS3 "CURE" system for dayz medical system

    Add sucking chest wounds to the mix and I'll call it survival
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    Just banned for getting revenge? Admin abuse?

    I'll make you an offer better than your previous server have a private hive pm me
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Just banned for getting revenge? Admin abuse?

    the backwards man?
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Beans Motherducker

    cleva gal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaFT6RVz5w4
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    has the v3s been removed or just has new spawns

    I tend to drive cars across a few diff servers and havent seen one in some time assumed they are in use or got destroyed. Only truck i see is the off road recently
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Box lure?

    Never trust a man with a box
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    artisanal bomb, cheat or legal?

    gooey stuff in your inventory
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    Bullshit random knockout.

    Dont forget to throw some tissues in... wait why are those balled up like that :blush:
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Driving skillz

    Broseph? we bromoted the idea of tranny fundamentals! We are Bromeo and Juliet. If your filing at least give me some Brope to hang myself with
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    You find a can of Mountain Dew and you...

    Bury it with the dead nothing good comes from this wretched liquid
  16. I see it as an opportunity to destroy everything and make it to the top of the food chain
  17. this story needs more explosions
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    Driving skillz

    we almost got the slender man as for MC-Pacman I mistook him for the slender man rip Mc-Pacman thanks for the gear.. my beard covers my vagina and thanks for the handjob in stary Het..I mean wat dont say what happened in the barn ?????????
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    DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it

    Hetstaine how come no post on last nights story yet?
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    DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it

    destroying all my posters and gadgets i felt like little mermaid until all my work was destroyed how could you satchel this
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Video: I am a Survivor Ep 2!

    I cant get my character to lay down
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    DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it

    Explorer extrodinare collecting relics from the past walking around and returning to my cave trying to maintain life as it used to be
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    Who's the traitor?

    Did they laugh at the joke?
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    Battle eye failed to update..

    you just simplified it for me thank you cap this will make my life easier
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