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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    bandits vs heros

    based on the facts I concur with this statement
  2. Steak and Potatoes

    Is this a cheat or....

    This is about to open BANdoras box
  3. I have a feeling this thread is going downhill faster than warZ's client base
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    What are they

    same thing?
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    Strange Happening

    this thread needs more explosions
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    SUV?

    privates? where we going with this
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    Bring back the musty

    it was only a matter of time
  8. I used one for a day in the dayz came across two firefights on was 3 on 1 the other just 1v1 during the 3v1 i thought i was fucked as i pumped the first guy with a magazine and saw him run off and bandage mind you compensation on a few misses from the intensity of the fight and trying not to get tunnel vision on one target. I took the other 2 down by basically ramming them in the head with the barrel and holding the trigger down chased the last fellow who ran and bandaged Only took a few rounds as he had already rec'd prior damage. Just took to many rounds for me not enough knockdown power.
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Favorite Primary in Dayz

    Wheres the hatchet vote button
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    Standalone : Gameplay Difficulty

    The only thing hard in dayz is my erection for alone time in the woods
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Famous last words... Dayz edition

    Hetstaine: Really 15 chases through the woods for the slender man and now you want to set up camp here? MacPherson: Yea spooked him off by now with all that gunfire we have better chances of getting struck by lighting. Hetstaine was killed/MacPherson was killed Hetstaine: You retarded tranny MacPherson: Did you see that?
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Uhh does anyone know how I can fix this?

    Rub peanut butter on the lug nuts
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick Question!

    should just need OP Arrowhead sir to answer the question otherwise just purchase a new cd key through the many providers
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Famous last words... Dayz edition

    MacPherson: how long was the timer set on that satchel? Hetstaine: I left the super market 30 seconds ago. MacPherson was killed
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick Question!

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    let people use blood bags on there own

    But then I wouldn't be able to make friends for 5 mins only to be betrayed down the road for my wood pile
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Famous last words... Dayz edition

    Hey Hetstaine I bet you I can drive full speed through cherno with this mountain dew in my backpack on a high pop server untouched..........MacPherson was killed / Hetstaine was killed Hetstaine:You retarded tranny MacPherson:Cant kick it till you try it
  18. So i was in komorovo and went into the large tin industrial on the coast agro'd a few zeds. I ran up the stairs to the second floor and waited as two zeds slowly walked up the stairs i figured i would attempt to run past while they were on the stair set. I ran down the stairs pressing vault in an attempt to pass quickly. Both zeds fell dead as if my vault ninja kicked them to death on the stairs. I re-tried this again and again got it to work one more time out of three tries someone please record this and post it looks like the old chuck norris has entered your veins.
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick

    Your dedication to the art of ninja kicks is an example to us all
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Bring back the musty

    I have returned to you this stasche is lathered in tranny juice
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Which Other Maps Have Alternative Vehicles?

    our private hives AU46 and US46 offer additional vehicles and new content to explore hidden on the map come check it out
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Over 230 hackers got banned on my server

    That a boy laying the pipe
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it

    Cant say that word five times fast
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    artisanal bomb, cheat or legal?

    It worked you just dont know it yet
  25. Steak and Potatoes

    You find a can of Mountain Dew and you...

    Put one on the roof of electro fire house Watch.
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