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Everything posted by Steak and Potatoes
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based on the facts I concur with this statement
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This is about to open BANdoras box
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People who moan about bandits / the inability to survive
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have a feeling this thread is going downhill faster than warZ's client base -
same thing?
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this thread needs more explosions
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privates? where we going with this
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it was only a matter of time
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does anyone even use sub-machine guns?*added poll*
Steak and Potatoes replied to t3hnoob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I used one for a day in the dayz came across two firefights on was 3 on 1 the other just 1v1 during the 3v1 i thought i was fucked as i pumped the first guy with a magazine and saw him run off and bandage mind you compensation on a few misses from the intensity of the fight and trying not to get tunnel vision on one target. I took the other 2 down by basically ramming them in the head with the barrel and holding the trigger down chased the last fellow who ran and bandaged Only took a few rounds as he had already rec'd prior damage. Just took to many rounds for me not enough knockdown power. -
Favorite Primary in Dayz
Steak and Potatoes replied to Rick the Survivor's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Wheres the hatchet vote button -
Standalone : Gameplay Difficulty
Steak and Potatoes replied to FinalNinja447's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The only thing hard in dayz is my erection for alone time in the woods -
Famous last words... Dayz edition
Steak and Potatoes replied to Friday N's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hetstaine: Really 15 chases through the woods for the slender man and now you want to set up camp here? MacPherson: Yea spooked him off by now with all that gunfire we have better chances of getting struck by lighting. Hetstaine was killed/MacPherson was killed Hetstaine: You retarded tranny MacPherson: Did you see that? -
Uhh does anyone know how I can fix this?
Steak and Potatoes replied to ɪɴᴛᴀғɪɪʀ's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Rub peanut butter on the lug nuts -
should just need OP Arrowhead sir to answer the question otherwise just purchase a new cd key through the many providers
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Famous last words... Dayz edition
Steak and Potatoes replied to Friday N's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
MacPherson: how long was the timer set on that satchel? Hetstaine: I left the super market 30 seconds ago. MacPherson was killed -
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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let people use blood bags on there own
Steak and Potatoes replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
But then I wouldn't be able to make friends for 5 mins only to be betrayed down the road for my wood pile -
Famous last words... Dayz edition
Steak and Potatoes replied to Friday N's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hey Hetstaine I bet you I can drive full speed through cherno with this mountain dew in my backpack on a high pop server untouched..........MacPherson was killed / Hetstaine was killed Hetstaine:You retarded tranny MacPherson:Cant kick it till you try it -
Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick
Steak and Potatoes posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
So i was in komorovo and went into the large tin industrial on the coast agro'd a few zeds. I ran up the stairs to the second floor and waited as two zeds slowly walked up the stairs i figured i would attempt to run past while they were on the stair set. I ran down the stairs pressing vault in an attempt to pass quickly. Both zeds fell dead as if my vault ninja kicked them to death on the stairs. I re-tried this again and again got it to work one more time out of three tries someone please record this and post it looks like the old chuck norris has entered your veins. -
Someone with Fraps please try this ninja kick
Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Your dedication to the art of ninja kicks is an example to us all -
I have returned to you this stasche is lathered in tranny juice
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Which Other Maps Have Alternative Vehicles?
Steak and Potatoes replied to noxiousd's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
our private hives AU46 and US46 offer additional vehicles and new content to explore hidden on the map come check it out -
Over 230 hackers got banned on my server
Steak and Potatoes replied to RickGrimes45's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That a boy laying the pipe -
DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it
Steak and Potatoes replied to Serious Stan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Cant say that word five times fast -
artisanal bomb, cheat or legal?
Steak and Potatoes replied to mckenziebrother's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It worked you just dont know it yet -
You find a can of Mountain Dew and you...
Steak and Potatoes replied to Obsolescence's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Put one on the roof of electro fire house Watch.