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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes
    I think if they added that mogwai of a picture you have in game i would soil myself
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    This map looks like a pornstar gave Zeus a blow job spit out the baby batter into the soil and birthed a map meant for DAYZ
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    My Saturday morning bike ride up the Cherno coast.

    Steak and Potatoes replied to bfisher's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I have yet to read a bike story where someone has not eaten shit in the most retarded way and inflicted life threatining injuries upon themselves.
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    Why are we here?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to andrewmont's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'm going for the island of doctor moreau approach... a scientist enslaved the zeds as creations and started having sex with them caught the infection lost control of himself thus sending cherno into a downward spiral releasing his infested sex slaves into the world... wait is that what happened to dr moreau?
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    Is this ok?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Anarki (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Do you need me to hold your hand while you piss aswell?
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    Invisible Camping Place

    Steak and Potatoes replied to serioux's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Thanks FABI
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    Best suggestion ever.

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Gabe Newell's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I like where this is going
  8. Steak and Potatoes
    I want cannons added so we can acuire long pencil moustaches and shoot cannonballs across the NWAF at eachother
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    does anyone even use sub-machine guns?*added poll*

    Steak and Potatoes replied to t3hnoob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    rape
  10. Steak and Potatoes
    By the nines!!!!!!! Thy hand has cleansed you repenting your digital sin
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ on the Wii U

    Steak and Potatoes replied to BX1018's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    If you put DayZ on Wii hope you have homeowners and medical insurance your gonna break something running for your life in the living room
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    rabbits are deadly

    Steak and Potatoes replied to krakerman's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Beans for joining the roast
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    MGS3 "CURE" system for dayz medical system

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Slyguy65's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    i want a glass of whatever your drinking
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    rabbits are deadly

    Steak and Potatoes replied to krakerman's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    MATT DAMON
  16. Steak and Potatoes
    sharks falling out of hot air ballons?
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Someone please help me

    Steak and Potatoes replied to kylebeed (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    someones inside your computer
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Famous last words... Dayz edition

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Friday N's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Great now none of us are going to get pussy over Dayz
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Trading? Wait... how?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Siickest's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    baby talk thats cutes
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    What are they

    Steak and Potatoes replied to kingfury4's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Someones gonna get taken advantage of
  21. Steak and Potatoes
    ahhh i see did this T-Rex come from a sap mosquito ps he said hate this hacker crap
  22. Steak and Potatoes
    DayZ 8=================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :( WarZ
  23. Steak and Potatoes
    That picture just looks like a Tyrannosaurus playing in the mud
  24. Steak and Potatoes
    I thought you were going to say a tyrannosaurus rex. Nobody ever mentions the tyrannosaurus rex.
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    Lady Luck is Smiling

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Sentinal (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    the only hacker i've come across recently was a guy who teleported to me and stole my truck while repeating "sorry i'm late, gotta go." and drove off managed to crash into a tree and blow the truck to pieces. I walked up to him passed out on the road and he woke up took off running/bleeding towards the hills saying "got a meeting i'm late gotta go." I was laughing to hard to shoot
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