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Steak and Potatoes
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Challenged completed - Negative 1,000,000 humanity
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i bet your dick is -1,000,000 inches -
I met Shane Walsh not too long ago
Steak and Potatoes replied to Bearded McGee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i gave the guy beans doesnt that make everything better? -
Nice to see a friendly face
Steak and Potatoes replied to FLMedic Doc's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
TOTAL irony i'll correct -
Fellow DayZ Survivors/Heroes/Nice Guys (Tips and Tricks) and I want YOUR tips and tricks too.
Steak and Potatoes replied to KatieKillz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
to be honest i go into a server and hire two bandits as henchmen after i rescue them, they are the meat. if the patient goes south they know what needs to be done and putem down like ol yellar i survive and continue healing patients in need not people who go haha its a trap because they have already been killed by the henchmen..... try it, it works -
Nice to see a friendly face
Steak and Potatoes replied to FLMedic Doc's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I could be in a car wreck going 95 mph and hit a brick wall, be in a coma for 48 months and if the first thing i spelled waking up was boleta i pray rocket would put a pillow over my face and suffocate me for my wrong doing as a vegatable. its not an italian dish polenta its the airfield balota -
I met Shane Walsh not too long ago
Steak and Potatoes replied to Bearded McGee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Judging your pic and lack of clear and concise verbiage i thought you were speaking ebonix. Im no english teacher but your definitley a butcher slaughtering your own story... but i'll give you beans as it took me and hour to put together the context which kept me interested i guess kinda of like solving a crossword puzzle. -
hacker, or strange nice guy?
Steak and Potatoes replied to thorlax's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Call me intoxicated and i know its around halloween but that ghillie looks like he is stiring a kettle. By pass the french mumbo jumbo and i dont think its no hacker just a misunderstood french witch in october. -
So I was bord in DayZ
Steak and Potatoes replied to Kaffarov37's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Makarov-0 Hatchet-1 -
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Get items for you and get items for your friends i.e. fill the backpack and get out of there as in the server he will strike again
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Trading for weps and equipment
Steak and Potatoes replied to BRO-ker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have the m16acog and Nvgs what do you want to trade for it -
when you say partner what are you referring to? Is there strings attached or is it more like a one night stand
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Looking For a few veteren players
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
18+ says the man -
What type of player are you?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Szansa's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
breaking the mold I like it -
"Oh, it's night. Guess I'd better leave"
Steak and Potatoes replied to chris p. bacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
When night fall comes I tend to make poor decisions and get murdered by vampires and such -
Rewarded by the DayZ Gods
Steak and Potatoes replied to Szansa's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I know we have only been to first base but maybe we can catch more action later B) -
does anyone even use sub-machine guns?*added poll*
Steak and Potatoes replied to t3hnoob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Rape#2 -
The most terrifying thing Rocket could add......
Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
one more thought I'm game for bull dozers.. bump that zed count down -
what are you surrounded by hot lava?
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Pip Pip Cherrio Steak and Potaoes here- ingame MacPherson I enjoy long walks on the beach, smashing zeds with a hatchet, saving young lost survivors until they perish from lack of skill, always have a alice with meds and hatchet in hand
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Best suggestion ever.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Gabe Newell's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i'll be kira knightley since i tend to cross dress on weekends -
What type of player are you?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Szansa's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
1. Drop the zeds and move in for medical assistance on survivor 2. Fix him up and tell him I'm moving on be safe. 3. Jump in the driver seat and try to take off without him noticing -
Bandits....Ducking Bandits.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Szansa's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee.
