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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ, 34 Players from 1.3 Million

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Toilet's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    thats definately over 9,000
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    Don't drink and drive..

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    We can run the service out of the van fixer up park it in komorovo zed tranny hookers for beans and chemlights. Video tape it while we drain a bottle and post the ZED bang bus
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    Don't drink and drive..

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    At this rate I'm gonna put money on me dying first while trying to reach a hatchet zed score of 200 in less than 1 hour
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    Don't drink and drive..

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    got a fresh bottle of whiskey waiting for me
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    Don't drink and drive..

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    The Scot can where a kilt but no undies if anyone needs to borrow womens clothing I have an abundace on friday-sunday. And the growth of our drunken brigade will bring in the tranny juices. More for the slenderman hunts. Het nice aerial of my parking the tree was like additional brake pads its known the slender man smelt your blood as I bagged you and triggered a natural reaction to kill us. The drunken brigade is on AU46 tonight hope to see a car full of tranny mashing, slender hunting drunkards trying to keep the wheels on the bus going round and round.
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    I die everytime I team up with Hetstaine

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I had flashbacks all morning during a long beach run from kamenka to cherno. I did not count but I maybe hit the guy 55 times with the hatchet not sure couldn't take any chances like another friday the 13th when he arises and murders both as we walk off in the distance thinking we had killed him. As for the driving If i had kept going we would have been a roadside christmas tree
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    Don't drink and drive..

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I have the drunk guy (me) version a few threads down minus the cool pictures
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    Don't drink and drive..

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I blacked out during the car incident all i remember was thinking i'm getting a dui so pulled over next thing was random dude saying break yo self and pumping the ride full of lead
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Helicopter is stuck D:

    Steak and Potatoes replied to MickeyStuijvenberg's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I want a front row seat. Try to measure proper distance with an atv and a car place the atv x amount of distance drive the car full speed across the airfield and try to launch it onto the roof and knock the helicopter down
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    Beserver.cfg

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Floff4rn's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives

    Not sure havent had that issue you have an account set up? PM Zabn he can fix it for you
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    I die everytime I team up with Hetstaine

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'll fraps tonights episode for you including the drinking game there will be plenty of space to roast the two retards patched together to make one survivor. I'll throw in a green halo challenge tonight
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    I die everytime I team up with Hetstaine

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    lawlz no problems there I'll just upgrade have you cover me in the woods on a slenderman chase and I'll shotgun a few beers
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    I die everytime I team up with Hetstaine

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Zombie just PM tonight 1045 pm western US I'll adjust the ping for you to enter and get you in for a night of nonsense prepare for a night of slenderman chases. Tranny stops at every petrol station looking for zombie hookers and of course the ingame drinking competition. Everytime your char drinks you take a shot, everytime we dont find the slenderman and die two shots, everytime Hetstaine runs over another survivior three shots (pulled over). If the car crashes slam a beer
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    come on help me....

    Steak and Potatoes replied to slashiieee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Rough
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Average life expectancy

    Steak and Potatoes replied to FinalNinja447's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I never had a problem surviving longer than 10 days easy until Hetstaine and I started playing drunk together and go on slenderman hunts. My average life now has decreased to an hourly basis.
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    Oh the chances....

    Steak and Potatoes replied to AH-Sean's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    congrats good sir
  17. Steak and Potatoes
    I like to stride lonewolf as it brings more interaction to game play when i come around with a hero skin and my friend shoots you before i can do my job it gets old. Drifting off from the crowd allows for you to make your own interactions with the characters you come across also makes you think twice about entering certain areas to avoid getting destroyed by others. I am a fan of lone wolf
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    No Zombies?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to natdm's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    that makes about as much sense as a treasure island without any treausre
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    I met Shane Walsh not too long ago

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Bearded McGee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    you beret wearing mime what are you attempting to say here. why would you be mad to be related to your avatar if you didn't want to be tied into it dont choose it. p.s. your comeback took longer than your heritage to raise a white flag. you can hold onto the beans as there are no croissants in dayz.
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    not enough ram for that womans hard drive
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Nice to see a friendly face

    Steak and Potatoes replied to FLMedic Doc's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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    I met Shane Walsh not too long ago

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Bearded McGee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    i got a post for you under -1,000,000 humaity see if it suits your quota lawlz
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    your dick would have to go back through your body turn you into a baby in your mums womb go through the umbilical cord kill you go out your mums vag and back through your dads dick. repeat process to grandpa
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    I met Shane Walsh not too long ago

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Bearded McGee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    this is where i blacked out
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    I met Shane Walsh not too long ago

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Bearded McGee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    lawlz understood
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