Steak and Potatoes

Het and I wonder the wasteland with a few purposes, get drunk, kill zeds except tranny hooker zeds at petrol stations, acquire wheels and hunt for the slenderman... everything that occurs inbetween usually ends up posted.

DL ts and come join our server to team up with a few guys usually at least 55 on at one time PM i'll give you the info mate

Steak and Potatoes uses 3rd person. Steak and Potatoes is stupid and not good at first person unless steak and potaotes is driving or flying.. Were supposed to put our posts in 3 rd person right?

Ha you were like 5 mins late and by the time you got in the server the world was turned upside down from poor judgement

The Drunken Brigade emerges again

Your gonna love this then

the story is posted above of the riddle raffle enjoy i didn't want to spam two of the same topic and start a new thread gents see you tonight

ohhhhhhhhhhh boy here goes the story and riddle gentleman brace yourselves moral of the story is as follows if your smart enough to solve my riddles make sure you are worthy of the prize. I was enjoying a nice day on our server when I noticed something very wrong while looking over ingame players and logs. 2 hackers creating a home base north east of Zelengorsk I thought wow they are pretty well equipped for being in game for approx 2mins i.e. ridiculous gear. I watched and waited sure enough they teleport two helicopters and a uaz and fully repair them in seconds welll bam ban/ban. Now the story gets really interesting I think to myself they are ingame vehic's how do i resolve this.. so I drive out in my pos green car to the location and the Riddle Raffle Ultimate Prize Off is born. Announcment made over side channel what you will win if you solve the riddle, first auction a fully repaired UH-H1 for you and your buddies enter ts to recieve the location of your prize.. First riddle is out the door what goes around the world but always remains in one corner? WESKY: ooooo stamp!!!!! winner winner. I give grid and await Wesky at the location as he arrives to retain his prize after some time he arrives short of breath and walks up to the helicopter and does the new survivor look, hands at side staring blank as if it will move itself. I say to the young man your free to take your prize at anytime...response how do you fly a helicopter? I shake my head as he pulls all of his crew in ts and of the 4 one says yea I flew a helicopter one time.... shake my head tell him get in I'll take you to your buddy he gives grid i fly out to him and tell him I will drop myself back off at the location and they go on their marry way.. happy cheers yea yea yea thanks bro. I land back at the location with the two guys and tell them to beat cheeks they eventually take off after 2 mins of looking over auto hover. By this time there is confirmation of the Riddle Raffle's actuality and the server is going nuts over side channel chomping at the bit. Before I can begin the next riddle I see on side channel "who is the ass hat nose diving a helicopter into the electro streets" 4 names pop up dead. Clearly it wasnt going to last but i encourage fun so i continue after a chuckle the next Raffle Riddle 5 men are on their way into church when it begins to rain 4 run and get wet while one stays still and does not? Young survivor answers ones dead ones dead. winner winner move him in ts and give him the grid once again the hands at side staring at the helicopter " dude sweet I've never seen one of these in game before." once again shakes head.. are you kidding me? he says i got this i got this so i begin the final raffle for the uaz.. As i'm preparing everyone with a 2 min warning to next Riddle people are going ape shit then i hear an explosion in the trees ahead of me Young survivor was killed.... I pretend not to see that on the screen and state the last riddle: brothers and sisters i have none but his mans father is my fathers son? ATT- my son he's my son... winner winner move him in ts grid him and wait. after 40 mins of waiting i ask what the f>>> is the hold up. Response I have no idead where i am.... shakes head finally get him up there and the Raffle is complete. He says thank you you guys are the best and drives off towards zelengorsk after i show him how to use his map. I take off south to kamenka 20 mins later i recieve a poke on ts, help me:ATT pull him in whats up mate? Dude my tire popped and the truck is spinning in circles. i inquire his location he gives me a grid ref 40 meters from our original location in an open field he managed to hit a hay bail in an open field and destroy the truck.. My mind is blown so i respond how did you mange to hit something in an open field...Bro you have no idea i was going like 20 and my mouse pulled me into it.... I tell him i am to drunk to drive to his location but he can ask others on side channel. He posts his location, Bandits roll on him and the truck is theirs... Until the next Riddle Raffle Ultimate Prize Off.

So I'm running through electro dying of thirst when two men barrel across the railroad tracks infront of me about 40 meters up. One with a winchester running the other with a hatchet screaming like a man on a meth binge swinging at him. I myself am only equipped with a hatchet I yell to the man to stop chasing him and try to break up the fight. Over direct i hear your a tranny and figure out that the man being chased by hatchet wielding psycho is none other then my buddy Hetstaine. Now i have to act so i run up behind that hatchet man give him a slap to legs and break a bone. he goes down and begins to crawl. i walk over and conversate with my buddy while the man continues to scream and growl as he crawls towards us from 80 meters off. we sit there until the man comes close and i put him down and shed a tear for the loss. we decide now that we have teamed up time for an adventure. we make our way out of town and find a blue van that just needs a tire. It has a spare in the inventory so i fix it and we drive off like thelma and louise. one major problem, i am severly intoxicated and seem to be running into every bush and not keeping the vehicle on the road. i pull off the main road and tell Het i am giving up the keys before i get us killed or get a dui at the cherno checkpoint. We switch seats before i make a wrong turn and instantly a nice young man strolls up to my passenger window aims an m4 in and says "break yo self" on dircet chat. this was followed by an entire magazine entering my skull. Het attempts to pull away onto the road as i lay dead on the ground and i see the van along with our dreams of a retarded adventure night burst into flames as he is gunned down and hits a tree. To Het its clear when we team up someone gets killed because were both drunk my Kevin Costner body guard in vehicle attempt did not save you so i have failed until next time when we make another poor judgement cheers!

I blame black magic some black magic indeed

By the time I got to the last post I learned something new only to have it shot down by something newer inevitably to be overtaken by the newest

See's dead butterfly runs the other way.

watching you join a game is like a catepillar turning into a butterly. A slow enduring process that blossom's into a beautiful barrage of colors and excitement floundering around the wild with no purpose until it dies.

Slenderman trying to communicate with you

wait whaaaaa.....ahhhhhhh i see what you did there

Predator is now posting on dayz forums?

We know this but he doesnt want to turn his bedroom into the fireflies music video and put aluminum foil on his head just to use team speak Hetstaine warming up the net in his room = According to him all the lights and toy train sets play a part in bandwidth

Hetstaine I got your number 8675309......

Hetstaine and I get drunk and cruise in our hippie van to this tends to get us shot or teamed up with

Never used it thought it was a red headed dating site.

Inward?

Get me drunk and I wont do the math but I'll ride the atv to the top with broken bones viva The Drunken Brigade derp

Guys dont count not even twins? :huh:

We both have milked more than a cow :rolleyes: