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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Last day of DayZ: Last Death.

    I'm going to loot gear for hours in a vehicle then park it in the middle of a city pull all the gear out onto the ground around the vehicle in a circle.. Equip a hacthet and post the grid coordinates on side channel wait for the pot to boil over.
  2. I'll take a tin can to startle my opponent and run off like a little girl anyday.
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    How did you find DayZ?

    It knocked on my front door and asked me to let it in...Didnt appear to be a edward cullen's from twilight so I accomodated its request. dayz has been hanging out at my house ever since..
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    Awesomeness of the NWAF

    You have already said to much......
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ-the movie

    Seems a little simple needs more explosions to be a good story.
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    Can't survive more than 30 minutes

    dont tase me
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    Dayz - Repair - Gangnam Style!!

    no song till the end wtf should be blazing through the whole time
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Looking for a best friend on DayZ

    A glory hole now you onto something
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    This Is A Sad, Sad Day.

    The hand of Z came down and said no more
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    50 kills, 1 server, 1 life

    Your in game Name isn't Tom Cruise is it that guys is always wrecking shop with an AKM on AU servers. He does all the tricks in the book from luring young vunerable spawns and turning on them to flat out running through town dropping anyone he sees. If this is you cheers
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Seeking Morphine help at NW Airfield

    PM me this grizzly bear will come patch you up
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Dogs. Hackers?

    Is it possible you were drunk and mistook a sheep for a dog?
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    Looking for a best friend on DayZ

    im already in a bromance and spoken for but i'll post your number on the bathroom stall
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Hero Turned Bandit?

    how long is a hours? as for the remainder is your head put on upside down?
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Average Age of a Bandit?

    I claim hero but there was one drunken night when i converted to the darkside and demolished everything my mindset felt like i was 10 because everything was hilarious while intoxicated when i awoke and watched the fraps and loss of hero skin to bandit on log in I knew i had done something out of control. However it was fun
  16. i wish it was more like super smash brothers :(
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Do hacked weapons dissappear from your inventory?

    You put drunk guys together and you end up with a lot of stories as for your novelty gold revolver that would have been interesting
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Teleported by a hacker...

    Come over to private hive it will be fixed and you wont have to worry about it happening again PM for info
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Loading time is ridiculous

    That is monument of time something is wrong try a different server
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Do hacked weapons dissappear from your inventory?

    were you having dsync when you geared up?
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Survivalists vs Bandits

    I like being killed new opportunity to survive and start from scratch. I rarely run around in top gear usually just med supplies to help others. If you see me and say I got his number kill me I will gladly respawn on the beach stroll my happy ass around and get all my shit back the same way I did before. No reason to label a portion of the game that a lot of kind bandit gentlemen enjoy. Having diversity provides smiles and heartbreak.
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    The Horde

    I like killing zeds so i tend to destroy them until i'm out of ammo throw the weapon and get another after evading kill'em until i run out repeat process
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    Secondary Weapons

    whatever i find
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    I gooot it...

    Completely appropriate
  25. Steak and Potatoes

    kicked battled eye not updating?

    This is BE not updating Alcapawn has a quick solution if he posts after me the way i fix it is go to the be website DL client and server dll to your desktop copy and paste those into your BE program files to maual update log run as admin and sit in the lobby of a server without entering and watch it update until you see your guid pop up then it has sucessfully updated enter game and enjoy mate
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