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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Operation Motorbike Mayhem

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Its official that I have crashed every vehicle within 15 minutes of operation
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    Operation Motorbike Mayhem

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I've been put on the never aloud to drive again list by friends due to drunk driving however I thought the motorbike might go different i was mistaken
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    I forgot how fun DayZ Can be, until I came across Timmy.

    Steak and Potatoes replied to rawrwill's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    brilliant touch
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    Finally fought back, still died.

    Steak and Potatoes replied to mcdonald77's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    He prob looted the morphine and made his way onward good story I like pitsol fights
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    most hilarious hacker ever

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Perigrin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    its only funny depending on the song choice which one was it?
  6. Steak and Potatoes
    PM me I pick you up into our group sir.
  7. Steak and Potatoes
    I'd get lost but I like it
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ is a much better game with side chat enabled.

    Steak and Potatoes replied to cheezitschrist's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Radios would contribute to some wild gameplay cant wait to play already
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Unplayable

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Crowbar Man's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Alex mac what a catch she was
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    Zombieless Servers

    Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I've tried laying pipe to a baloney sandwich stuffed between two couch pillows while listening to seal kiss from a rose almost got me there
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Unplayable

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Crowbar Man's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'll show up naked in a bar after being sent back in time and steal a guys leathers and his motorcycle
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    Zombieless Servers

    Steak and Potatoes replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    DayZ with out zombies is like trying to masturbate with no hands cant see anyone getting off on that
  13. Steak and Potatoes
    thata boy
  14. Steak and Potatoes
    Read the rose between two thorns thread good escape plan for you
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Unplayable

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Crowbar Man's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'll recluse into the basment ashamed of my appearence while I play dayz with surgical precision and hetstaine feeds me fish heads on a steal platter, locking me away as a secret weapon until the world is over taken by robots created by a corporation and I have to save john connor.
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Unplayable

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Crowbar Man's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'm planning a camping trip. 1.condoms 2.whiskey 3.Ice and computer parts 4.mad scientist with tools to repair my limbs 5.hetstaine 6.one random child lost in the woods 7.Grizzly bear 9.hetstaine I think were ready to do this
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Unplayable

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Crowbar Man's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I'd stop eating and drinking before I stopped playing dayz
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Unplayable

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Crowbar Man's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I would only stop playing dayz if my hands and feet were mauled off while I defended a small child from a bear attack in the wilderness and survived. This would be from lack of funds to buy proper prosthetics.
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    How do you control your DayZ Rage?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Punch myself in the dick and take five shots of jameson its punishment for screwing up.
  20. Steak and Potatoes
    whats fallout 3?
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Commercial Products - No More Heinz BeanZ?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to boxman80's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I dont know if anyone else is gunning for this but I would like to see full bottles of alcohol for my char to consume and maybe get himself killed runnning around at night
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    I'm worried, will standalone be on steam?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to arvalap's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    full steam ahead!
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    Sudan in DayZ?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to andrewmont's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    There it is right on the money beans for you
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    So what has changed in the past 2 months?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Nightmare_Pwner's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    speaking of pubs I'm late to the party
  25. Steak and Potatoes

    Wolves?

    Steak and Potatoes replied to Ghostdog15 (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    genius running will never be the same
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