Steak and Potatoes

Goooooood Lord that was intense! I usually wait on a loot that good to move in because the attraction to other players is extremely high. Great video keep it up.

Good story I'm not much for lingor but if joined I would help you

Faith in humanity restored!

Surrender has worked for me numerous times as most people get confused and you can hide a hatchet in your tool belt an appear unarmed then when they arent looking slapem

I'm down for a rescue mission post your whereabouts via PM when you've been captured.

Have no fear your character will stay the same tied into your steam cd key.

Never really kill bandits I recruit them as security forces while I conduct hero rescue missions because I know they will kill for me

heres what it looks like but not implemented

I agree with peter if it crashed there was possibly dsync so back track the way you came and it will be on that path if thats the case.

Try and fraps the ninja challenge go unarmed into a second floor of a building when the zeds are on the staircase run and vault past them it will ninja kick them to death post it on youtube i'll watch

With my hero skin I tend to help not hinder but I always seem to kill or maim everyone in a vehicle with me driving due to not paying attention.

Shortly after a fresh spawn in kamenka from my prior vehicle incident passing out and killing two good survivors. I make my way to balota. The airfield is littered with slain survivors on the runway and shots are ringing out like ammunition grows on trees. Names keep popping up was killed seven I’ve counted. Fearful for my characters life I run straight into the airfield where the storm is being unleashed. I check the west hangar and find a bandit standing with what looks like an AK Kobra over a stack of yet more murdered individuals. I give him the confused survivor look and stand with my hands at my side. He gently says “I’m friendly it’s not what it looks like I’ve been framed.” Friendly? Ok sounds fair enough so I enter the hanger and begin looting the corpses as he watches me with AK drawn. He says are you stupid? I reply stupid is as stupid does it’s my first day playing. He pops a shot into the ground next to me and says dance or die. Never turning down and opportunity to tango I start giving it the business as I play hall and oates dreams come true over direct. He chuckles and his voice volume increases and says would you like to play a game? Okay. Follow me he says! He lures me out behind the hanger and shoots me in the leg breaking it. I say wow this games awesome. He replies no this is so you don’t run away bandage. I bandage and he points out a motorcycle on the hill by the trees and says lets go. I crawl up to it and mount we ride down to the main road and slam it through cherno while bullets whiz by us as pop is up to 49 on server. People screaming help me on direct waving us down on the road the whole nine as we blaze through town. As we approach cap golova I inquire what is this game were going play? He begins to reply and is rudely interrupted when a sniper round from the cliff side nails homeboy in the neck and the bike rolls off the road. I switch to driver and punch it to electro laughing the whole way for my new bike kicks dick and the other guy got owned. I need medical so I ram into electro hospital break the windows and bail crawling. I have to crawl a few moments waiting for supplies as I hear pvp occurring all around me. I morphine and mount up again and start to head out of town. Everyone is running into town from oatmel yelling pick me up save me. I blow past those hussies and find a woman running north on the road. Me Being me I pull over and ask if she wants a ride “wink wink” she accepts and i tell to let her hair down as we head off northbound. I strike up a conversation like were old friends and realize I’m not watching the road thus slamming us into a rim on the ground obliterating the bike and throwing me into shock while bleeding. She says you idiot and runs off into the woods spraying blood, yelling profanities which I cannot make out. Once again my driving skillz have failed me and I lost the dream weaver for she thinks I am a piss poor driver. I patch up and head back south towards electro only to find homeboy with a hatchet on the road waiting he says where’s my bike? I reply I met a blazing hot chick so I took her for a spin and its now on fire up the road.. Homeboy says wrong answer and chops me down like a lumber jack in a log cabin. I lay there bleeding broken as he finishes me off saying how fun is this now? my bike huh? MacPherson was killed.

I've g lawlz no I am not. typing in the nights story on shift at work proves to limit my time therefore I do not proof read cheers good sir.

That a kid use that G.I. bill I still cant go to class even if it means a paycheck to many libs

And it gets dragged in

Only if you look like kevin costner in the body guard

How many spawns does it take to get to kamyshovo? Only one who figures out he is in komorovo

That hat looks like a 80 year old womans purse pattern

I went to college once got kicked out of class for being drunk and trying to solve a math problem to no avail joined the army and found more people to drink with.

Dont worry het the slenderman awaits your return

I care I've harbored blood sweat and tears along side this man

Does that mean he is playing on an illegal alienware?

counter snip is best performed while in the city no one would expect it

So what are the borders for to keep it from going full screen

Dont ya wanna wanna dont you wanna fanta