Steak and Potatoes

Haha nice good luck on Flight school is it fixed wing? I personally cant even go into the supermarket anymore without getting pissed off at civis doesnt help that I find myself driving down the middle of the road and running stop signs plenty.

I like the finishing touch!

yup had the same thing happen to me before

Lack of oxygen makes for poor decision making this is a bad situation.

Solid loot you walked out with the better end of that stick

Sheer genius I laughed, I cried and even might have jibbed. I would participate only I would be inclined to ride passenger I think everyone knows my track record on vehicles.

Last time I ventured to NWAF I frolicked the airstrip until a pick via helicopter arrived I went to jump in and was destroyed by the mounted as my buddy was taking out zombies around me.

Ninja smoke good call explains everything

Looks amazing keep up the good work!

whoops its in OP nvm

what server?

Where is the safest spot to hide in a house from zombies in Cherno? The living room.

Wish I could go back to day one all over again reading this.

Bring back the red hog!

Got on last night :( even made a channel in team speak The Hetsteak and Potatoes Slendertranny. I waited hours no one showed so I got drunk by myself and made a red headed puppet with a death metal t-shirt. We talked all night long, we laughed like old friends until I passed out. When I awoke my pants were around my ankles and the puppets face was on my lap.....ooo Hetstaine you dirty rat....

Zeus's Beard! what black magic occured here

Congrats sula! A happy tent is a good tent treat it right

seems legit you have a can of heinz

:D very well written I enjoyed it beans for you

Did you deliver the baby after killing him?

My evening started last night simple in a rough forecast for rocky weather. So there I was fresh spawn in three valleys my choice to head north off to the side of the road and loot for my run to berenzino. I stop in the factory and shortly after I enter, hear none other than the rumble of an engine. I peer out and see two bandit gentlemen armed to the teeth exit a UAZ and head towards the building I'm in. An unarmed hero is a good kill for them I thought so I attempt exit out the otherside and try to move off and gain distance. As I exit I two shots zip into the ground infront of me and I am told to stop or I will be shot. Seeing the opportunity to play a new role I surrender. the bandits claim they have been sent to take me hostage by orders of the blah blah Militia some clan. I enter the vehicle and they say not to talk one has tapped caps twice so I hear him talking to who they are meeting up with on skype or ts saying they have taken a hero hostage and are going to post on side channel their randsom demands when they meet up. we head to Berenzino hospital and they tell me I am to follow orders and retrieve items at gun point.. Fair enough I say so i enter the hospital while they aim at me and collect med supplies. I notice a few tin cans on the ground and pick them up aswell planning my escape idea. back into the truck and on to the petrol station. I empty inventory into the truck and they tell me to fill the vehicle with the two jerry cans I walk over to the station as they have me at gun point again put myself behind the petrol supply point and switch to empty cans. I say heads up and I throw one can hitting a guy in the chest which stuns him and he says "what the fuck that guy just threw something at me" I throw the next can and sprint around the backside of the building they are livid and begin shooting everywhere around me but they are shit shots. I break around the building and they chase me. i make two full circles only catching shock from bullets noticing they have yet to figure out they need to split up and chase around both sides and funnel me. So i take off deeper towards the city weaving between buildings as they keep firing. I elude and circle back towards the petrol station as they are chasing in a straight line jump back into their truck and beat cheeks out of the station. they shoot out the fuel,engine and windows but i manage to get down the road yelling blow me. They have destroyed their truck and I figured my work is done here I bail on foot weaving and take a round dropping me with a broken leg. I lay their and they are cussing at me like a pair of sailors saying I'm going to have to fix all the damage. they circle me fully focused when i hear a a sniper round zip through one and drop him the other one panics and runs to the back of the truck I roll away from it as I hear follow up shots which blow the vehicle to pieces. The bandit trys to run off towards the coast and is ripped through center mass by another round. I crawl over and bury their bodies as a slenderman comes down to me and says todays your lucky day aims his rifle in my face and says well almost slips me the bullet i awaited to the face. Held hostage funniest night I've had in weeks the rage over side channel proved epic from the two ass hats as they spawned in kamenka and cherno.

I thought other people were as into the game as me until I was arrested walking around downtown with a hatchet and a backpack filled with bandaids hiding in the bushes.

I was taken hostage earlier this week see The rose between two thorns.... thread It might be redundant to post it here looking forward to more hostage stories.

just apply it in settings to review your stats then switch it back because if you forget you might end up dying not noticing a change in your players overall health meters

Beans for joining if you want ingame advice and someone to walk you through the basics I am willing to put time aside for you just PM I'll bring you up to speed ingame