Steak and Potatoes

baby I got your number Pm me for a good time ;)

good video cant wait to see more!

I'll bean you for that cutie

It all started as a rainy afternoon. I raided cherno succesfully and headed North on the Main vein towards Mogilevka my Hetstaine red headed hog Puppet sitting on my desk in spirit waiting until he regained net access. As I approached town Two armed men in Hero skins came down from the woods and told me to remain where i was and drop my Winchester. Endowed in Hero skin aswell I remained confused but cooperated. One searched me while the other held steady with a Leroy Enfield.. "he's legit," said the searching party and they welcomed me back to the woods outside town. Their names I will not list for their protection. As we get out of town to a secure location and the leader of the two tells me I must pass a ritual to remain with them hunt a wild animal cook it and eat amongst men. I complete the task and we return to the woods siiting around the fire. The leader then asks me where a hero like myself is heading? I reply just running north away from the muck.. He begins a speech.."what if you could get away from the muck?" "what if everyone was forced to actually survive without the mass production of overpowered items?" sensing an extremist and wanting to cut him short I reply sounds like a place I would prefer to be in. The Leader smiles at least i think it was a smile and replies well were taking our town back and your in it for the long haul heros arent easy to come by and today your here, might be destiny....I agree with the man. Then he unveils his current mission he tells me there is a helicopter crash right outside town in the northwest field and he is expecting a supply convoy to be coming in soon as he had been following a few bandits earlier in game and this is a site they have not raided. Nervous but ready I say I'm in not asking any further questions. He places a hand grenade in my back pack and we move to the hillside overlooking the location. The other ***** moves down the hill and takes cover behind a few trees creating multiple firedown positions on the helicopter crash all far enough away to prevent zombie spawns. We wait and I start to slam a few shots of whiskey gaining my nerves, I try to break the ice and ask him how his day is going so far? he replies dont break silence until we are in a secure location take this heatpack who knows how long we will be here. I lay silent, After about twenty minutes of my face in the mud applying heatpacks with rain shitting on me I hear the rumble of a engine pushing all RPMS approaching from the north road. A black SUV approaches (private hive) and pulls a full circle around the crash site. It parks and Five camo clothed guys with FN's and as50's on their backs get out while one remains in the driver seat with the engine running. We wait as they begin to throw items into the suv's inventory when a green smoke is thrown by ***** on the opposite position the guys start to panic and take firing positions, fearful and excited I toss the grenade. it detonates up ontop the chopper site taking out the vehicle and four guys. The leader jumps up and yells "wolverines" and fires his leroy racing down the hill at the last standing guy running in circles trying to get away. They get into a firefight and the leader is gunned down I shoot and kill the stragler with the winchester while the other guy moves in and I hear two pistol rounds fired as he finishes the passed out man by the suv. I move in and I try to ask ***** a question as he instantly starts burying the bodies. He says our works done time to move leader is dead no time to wait around any longer bury him. I bury our comrade wipe away the tears and run off with ****** we build a fire outside vybor and he tells me i fought well but this isnt over. I ask him what the hell was that wolverines shit all about? this aint red dawn.. He says like leader said before were taking our town back our town will not be filled with Militia hoarding weapon nuts.. realizing I'm not going to get a straight answer I inquire if there are more of them he replies were ten strong but were split up on the server each watching locations in sets of two and communicating. I pound some more shots and before I know it the man is headed off full sprint east without notice. I dont chase him for I know he has a purpose....

I've already got plans for tonight Het since the gods have blessed you with dial up.

shit I only use a hatchet 98% of the time and comb the map like barber in the ghetto.....Hacker? definately not. Thirsty? i'll consume eight cans of pepsi. Mountain dew? hey! who put that there?

Inception is fine until you get him on a helicopter mounted weapon. then he becomes confused and disoriented until he is shot out and falls from the sky like a bird thats feathers fell off.

Bambi killers many waiting to shoot their load. Just a different way to play the game i suppose

A new milestone has been reached Hetstaine has returned to the net and is no longer throwing rocks at a telephone wire hoping it will break loose fall down and magically plug into his PC. Prepare for some socks to be knocked off.

Thanks loads man we love posting them hippie vans more to come your way.

Need more mysteries in the woods......

I respect your change in views and hope you stick to it. I went whitelisted private hive to avoid the nonsense and it has proved worth it and then some to play with a group of 40+ legit players.

Have a whitelisted private hive to avoid these issues PM me

Municipal Waste-Sadistic Magician http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9At5t0xRVzs

These things have been fixed to save however like the man said Private hive is the way to go for the best experience

I met a woman in oatmel offered her a ride on the motorbike told her to let her hair down. She was a real dream weaver we talked and laughed until I crashed the motorbike and she ran off into the hills spilling blood and cussing at me. Never saw her again.

Used to punish those of the biblical era

Beans and in right along with you Thanks to all the guys.

Time to pull the plug on this vegetable he will never be normal again.

I hope you were blasting this during the occurence

Hit Skalka while up there filled with hot babes and two cool pubs

better get used to crawling everywhere because I doubt zombie mechanics will be the same thus making it an actual challenge to get in and out of high populated areas.

I came back and watched it again it was better than the first time.

You got the job done. job well done

Take it to private hive you can modify plenty there as long as you know how to.