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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Steak's new record..

    I booked it through the woods hoping to get to grandmothers house then we hit open field and our hippie van set loose like a chemical reaction occured between my keyboard and the steering wheel
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    Vehicles spontaneously exploding

    Was i driving because that usually only happens if i'm behind the wheel
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    Steak's new record..

    The future was so bright. Who puts rocks in the middle of a field anyway? last time I roll by the pale moonlight with out the high beams on
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    That was weird.

    You should have squeezed off a warning shot in the air declaring your presence that makes people stay.
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    Your opinion on scarcer food and harsher temperatures.

    I scoured the map like a fat girl with OCD trying to eat and seperate the contents of a chicken pie. Pud, did not find. Tranny? only heard one moaning no visual confirmation.
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    The crossbow: Feedback

    I'll take cross-dressing over the cross-bow any day
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    one of the few.

    Your a gentlemen and a scholar but as I've learned from hand me downs shit dont come for free
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Calling "friendly!" in towns

    I'll be posting a montage in the gallery tomorrow shit gets real
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Your opinion on scarcer food and harsher temperatures.

    As long as they dont cut down on pubs and tranny zeds I'm happy
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ - Balota Buddies - Episode 3 - Stary Squad Shootout!

    Server is AU46 Private Hive (Whitelisted) click the link below my signature to sign up
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ - Balota Buddies - Episode 3 - Stary Squad Shootout!

    Very nice sleepy sleeps always looking forward to the next one :D
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Your opinion on scarcer food and harsher temperatures.

    Shit gets real on that map
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    Why?

    Thats why I stick to being the paranoid hatchet man never fails me in times of need. (in no way meant to be an insane clown posse reference)
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    Your opinion on scarcer food and harsher temperatures.

    Shit temp? (Namalsk) I froze my beard off tits deep in snow crawling up to a couple guys squaring off beef over a rifle barely made it an hour after that from catching emphysema. Food? Whats the point if you run like I do with hatchet and supplies I havent been to a store for a can of pasta for a week plus cant dump that organic living off the land style
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    [Video] Being Bandits - Episode 6 - The Rat Pack

    Hard to tell I'm watching on a POS computer with no speakers so all I hear is small arms fire erupting and I watch the bodies drop
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    Shout "I'm not friendly"

    All the tranny juices soak up on this musty like an 80 year olds sponge bath
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Trading Dota 2 for Arma 2: OA on steam

    I'll trade you for viva la pinata?
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Calling "friendly!" in towns

    I'm past the friendly stage I'm on to ninja blood bagging. Roll in behind the person when there not paying attention and try to blood bag that shit up quick. I've been startle fired many times but I still think its hilarious when they thank me after shooting me. PS-throw a smoke on the opposite side of the building so they focus on that area then slip'em one
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Shout "I'm not friendly"

    Its all in the sauce
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    [VIDEO] Hatchet Montage

    This is right up my alley the dirty run down gritty alley with hookers, furless cats and used needles
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    [Video] Being Bandits - Episode 6 - The Rat Pack

    The rat pack should be renamed the dirty dozen you guys love killing
  22. Private hive seems to be the best solution
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    Shout "I'm not friendly"

    I usually just tell people I'm late for a meeting and blow past them its like a stun grenade going off in your face. They will eventually follow to see where this meeting is and lower the weapon and talk.
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    Everyone is a bandit on Namalsk

    My experience when we first opened up our server (Namalsk) it was all out war roughly 49 players on most the time and people were getting murdered everywhere armed or not. After it was open for a for a week or so the killing leveled it self out as I noticed the same people returning to the server were starting to team up and work together rather than a slaughter fest. Help or not we had side channel enabled and I think people were able to utilize it for teaming up and making friendly parties. I have yet to see medic's roll in on the server because its way to dangerous at this point. Even though groups are teaming up and it is still better people are adjusting to the new map and will still drop you faster than you can say friendly right now. After giving it some more time and people getting used to the lay out I think we will see more medics and such surface. (my opinion)
  25. Steak and Potatoes

    Silly Question

    Third times a charm run commander and put a check mark over handled
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