Steak and Potatoes

Alot of meat to this heres how I go about it.

No devs should not play WarZ. They should be strapped to chairs and watch Mad Max on repeat until we start to see muscle cars, football pads and Tina Turner characters emerge in chernarus

What? drawbridges, goblets, alligators and moats dont do it for you? at the least you can truly say a lubed up castle that could be held and have the possibilty of not being over taken unless by air or a secret passage would make for fun times.

Chernogorsk Red: ingredients- scrap metal, chemlight fluid, flashlight batteries, wood pile, painkillers, morphine, empty a jerry can dump ingredients break an empty whiskey bottle for funnel light it with a road flare and let the jerry fill puff puff pass

9:59 of pure heaven

Let me start by posting this

It would be nice in terms of what swiss army said only addition if you have a hunting knife you can go up to a bush in the terrain of your choice and cut off branches the same way you harvest wood with the hatchet. Once you've obtained a selected number of inventory of that enviornment you can add them to your suit providing you with foliage of the current area you are in as a survivor.

The best part is not being aclimated and walking 40 miles a day just to get shot at then return fire into the hills move another 40 then put up some hescos.

Never doubt the reverse pyschology throw out a (yldneirf) confusion buys time.

Just hand it over to me I'll fix it for you might take a day or two to give it back.

Not for it I'd rather suffer in silence than have a group of 4 ass hats spawn in next to me.

Should have tracked him and slam hogged blood in his ass Ninja Blood Bag style

Ninja Bloodbagger Inventory: Must only contain distractors, ie chemlights, flares,tin cans, smoke..no weapons.. Only other items needed are bandages and of course bloodbags. Ninja Bloodbagger Mission Profile: Enter hotzones and bloodbag combatants without being detected. A cold Cherno afternoon finds me waiting for a sidekick to log on. HetPuppet is on the desk beside me, looking up with dead eyes. Needing to blow of some time quicker than a hooker in a backstreet i decide to make some magic happen, ninja bloodbagging. Server pop is 44, should be plenty of possibilities, blood would be hitting the streets like dishawater in a seedy cafe, i load up on tin cans and flares in the shops and beat feet towards the hospital. Tin can sam out the windows and finish loading my hero with blood and bandages. Look out the busted glass windows , slap feet pavement side and prone out behind the church, crossing myself twice i mutter a small prayer. 'Lord of Chernarus, give me the strength to bloodbag the teabaggers, for they know not what they do' A leroy Enfield breaks the silence and direct erupts in confusion and panic..' Friendly! Friendly! ' more shots blow out , this time inside the church. I wait and and hear that two are going to group up near outside the power station then move towards the market. I head East flanking outside of town and spy two bandits , AK's gripped, thrusting forward into the shops, aggro on their tail. Go time ! Up and sprinting down the hill i make it to the back door unobserved, sidle in and peek into the front of the shops , two bandidos are smashing down the zeds cramming the doorway, a small pile built up at their feet. Over direct i hear them bragging who has the most zed kills, neither of them checking their six. I roll out the rear and ninja a flare at the entrance then step back inside, crouch up behind them. They are laughing in direct now..' We got a noob inbound, probably coming from the school going by the flare..come get some nooby ' I make it to the one near the deli counter with the rancid ham and and start slam hogging blood in his ass . His mate then turns and squeals like a preteen girl at a One Direction concert..' EEEEEEE DANNNNY SHIIIIIIT! BEHIND YOU AAAHHHHHHHHHH! ' He starts vomiting rounds all over the wall above me and nails his buddy in the neck..Danny DeVito was killed.. waste of a bag. I sprint out the back, One Direction fan in tow screaming..' you killed dannnnnnny! i' gonna light you up man !! ' I don't bother to tell him he pissed bullets into DeVito and keep running, the ninja bloodbagger's only true way is complete silence. He is poppin' shots all around me and i dive behind a house. He is now getting hit by zeds , blood waterfalling out his forehead, i ally oop around the house and get in behind him..breaking my ninja code i yell ' BLOODBAG !! ' and start slamming that sweetness into his veins. He immediately screams and turns and starts spraying me mid bag, knocked out cold i fall to the ground. He puts two more into my body and prattles on high pitched, unintelligble panicky words i can't make out. The ninja bloodbagger lies dead, another corpse to add to the many. Video montage coming this week in gallery.....

Videos almost done just need 2 more

Green=Good anywhere else after that consume some meats and get that bad boy back up

Your the dilophosaurus

Where we going with this?

Thats why I dont team up with people under the age 11

The idea was simple the longer you've been alive the longer the beard that way you could tell a seasoned barrel chested veteran walking around through cherno and be like that mofo is a bad ass also in addition would be worn clothing from extended survival

I posted this suggestion a while back hit or miss most chicks didnt like the thought of having hair on da face

Can we have owls deliver mail to all the hackers? they are kinda of like wizards in hogwarts

So you killed people?

Good thing you highlighted STEAK otherwise I would have lost my cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9rIyE9V-BQ&feature=related FF to 4:05 hope it goes down like this

Not if we hire sniper overwatch from the feathermen to secure the location and maintain it during the hatchet hoedown! :thumbsup: :beans: