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Everything posted by Steak and Potatoes
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A cheater wanted me to cheat?
Steak and Potatoes replied to mitor's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Never press F11 -
Best in-game names when killed?
Steak and Potatoes replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Your rectum was killed. Quefer Sutherland was killed. Mums hole was killed. and my favorite Hetstaine was killed. -
WIN $50,- in this Artwork Contest - Ends 08/12/2012 - Hosted by DayzHorror.com
Steak and Potatoes replied to smKes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I can draw stick figures if you need any. -
is this a sneak peak at SA poop?
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Walled Compounds and using them as a base.
Steak and Potatoes replied to CptMugwash's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Castles with drawbridges, moats and alligators is your only real protection. -
Skilled players to game with. No clan! Team speak req
Steak and Potatoes replied to Jonesy K's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Im so lumberjack it required two nn's for you to declare my manness -
So I dressed up as the female avatar for Halloween...
Steak and Potatoes replied to "Lost" Alice's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Digging the axe. -
Agreed, on top of that I am more confused than a school girl in the local serial killers basement
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No one is playing this anymore??
Steak and Potatoes replied to alyxm's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
0546 hours here -
Skilled players to game with. No clan! Team speak req
Steak and Potatoes replied to Jonesy K's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
My danish delight -
I try to join my clan's server and it put's me in a different server PLEASE HELP!
Steak and Potatoes replied to bwc28's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Try to get a direct IP connection through the filters to see if that fixes it... Is there a pass on the server? -
Soon very soon approving your whitelist this fine morning safe passage across the bridge to drunken mayhem
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the zeds should have skins of dead survivors/snipers/bandits/heros
Steak and Potatoes replied to tigerww2's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
It was a good idea but as the man posted no go -
I will be standing by for that sweet nectar. I am at work till 0645 my time its 0419 now so i will update the database in when I get home for your pleasure.
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No I havent but on a softer note I heard he is good to watch
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Server Admins Need Help On This one
Steak and Potatoes replied to MissBehave's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Bullet eater starts it and adjusts it EDIT:GUID-b63196e02b14129befc0fe0407610e5c -
Extremely High Ping...
Steak and Potatoes replied to Wolverine22's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Check my last edit for your NAT and Firewall settings for your router pm me I'll see if I can fix it for you via text that way we dont tie up a thread. I'm trying to figure out if the issue is on your LAN or ISP then move forward. Cheers -
Extremely High Ping...
Steak and Potatoes replied to Wolverine22's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What else do you have connected to the router thats running during this time period? Edit: Is this wireless? both? or are you hardwired and he is not? visa versa, if he is hardwired have you check his cables for any deformities? If he is wireless you can use a WLAN optimizer. In addition what are the firewall and NAT settings on your router you are running? -
Looks kind of like a hacked ban message, did you try to rejoin the server recently?
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Once you get the standalone
Steak and Potatoes replied to zenorc123's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
He called the shit poop? -
Please post a Haiku about a DayZ experience.
Steak and Potatoes replied to Jikfive's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Our hippie van screams! Off road to avoid its choke. Het yells tree! tis a plume, smoke! -
The truth of that I wear like a badge of honor.
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Because Steak and Potatoes is the only thing lumberjacks eat.
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Godspeed young survivor..
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The server you are playing on might have map markers turned off so when you exit map mode it does not tell the distance to your desired location its common on some servers since your in AUS i'll throw my server your way AU46 whitelisted private hive come on down map markers included. EDIT:Necron if map markers are excluded from the server your playing locate the nearest paved road and follow it to a town and locate the blue signs on the outskirts. The identify the area to your map on location and work with it from there.