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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    A cheater wanted me to cheat?

    Never press F11
  2. Steak and Potatoes

    Best in-game names when killed?

    Your rectum was killed. Quefer Sutherland was killed. Mums hole was killed. and my favorite Hetstaine was killed.
  3. I can draw stick figures if you need any.
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ In A Nutshell

    is this a sneak peak at SA poop?
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    Walled Compounds and using them as a base.

    Castles with drawbridges, moats and alligators is your only real protection.
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    Skilled players to game with. No clan! Team speak req

    Im so lumberjack it required two nn's for you to declare my manness
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    So I dressed up as the female avatar for Halloween...

    Digging the axe.
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Compilation of DayZ adventures

    Agreed, on top of that I am more confused than a school girl in the local serial killers basement
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    No one is playing this anymore??

    0546 hours here
  10. Try to get a direct IP connection through the filters to see if that fixes it... Is there a pass on the server?
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Hetsteak Adventures

    Soon very soon approving your whitelist this fine morning safe passage across the bridge to drunken mayhem
  12. It was a good idea but as the man posted no go
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    This game..

    I will be standing by for that sweet nectar. I am at work till 0645 my time its 0419 now so i will update the database in when I get home for your pleasure.
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    This game..

    No I havent but on a softer note I heard he is good to watch
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Server Admins Need Help On This one

    Bullet eater starts it and adjusts it EDIT:GUID-b63196e02b14129befc0fe0407610e5c
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    Extremely High Ping...

    Check my last edit for your NAT and Firewall settings for your router pm me I'll see if I can fix it for you via text that way we dont tie up a thread. I'm trying to figure out if the issue is on your LAN or ISP then move forward. Cheers
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Extremely High Ping...

    What else do you have connected to the router thats running during this time period? Edit: Is this wireless? both? or are you hardwired and he is not? visa versa, if he is hardwired have you check his cables for any deformities? If he is wireless you can use a WLAN optimizer. In addition what are the firewall and NAT settings on your router you are running?
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Weird Ban

    Looks kind of like a hacked ban message, did you try to rejoin the server recently?
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Once you get the standalone

    He called the shit poop?
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Please post a Haiku about a DayZ experience.

    Our hippie van screams! Off road to avoid its choke. Het yells tree! tis a plume, smoke!
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    LOST!!!

    The truth of that I wear like a badge of honor.
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Reason behind your username?

    Because Steak and Potatoes is the only thing lumberjacks eat.
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    LOST!!!

    Godspeed young survivor..
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    LOST!!!

    The server you are playing on might have map markers turned off so when you exit map mode it does not tell the distance to your desired location its common on some servers since your in AUS i'll throw my server your way AU46 whitelisted private hive come on down map markers included. EDIT:Necron if map markers are excluded from the server your playing locate the nearest paved road and follow it to a town and locate the blue signs on the outskirts. The identify the area to your map on location and work with it from there.
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