Steak and Potatoes

Not that I have any interest in dogs unless they are going to be queensland heelers with a red bandana around their neck so I may run about the world posing as Mad Max in a GAZ armed with a double barrel. 2. As for the new implemented disease categories I could not be happier to collect every STD+ Virus run into the hospital to get purposely shot and infect every survivor that trys to enter and get antibiotics searches my body and ultimately walks out with some form of blood bourne pathogen. Now for the kicker.. combine idea one with idea two what do you get? A trained dog Ruffles that has rabies and is slowly losing itself. Direct Ruffles to bite assholes and infect them until he has been pushed almost over the edge. Once Ruffles is at his breaking point and no longer listening to all commands give him away to a fresh new spawn and simply imply you are logging off and it would be great if he took care of Ruffles while your gone. Ruffles Magooter will soon disobey all orders and turn on the owner tearing into him breaking the leg. Ruff out of control, the taste of blood coursing throughout will run rabid whilst in cherno until fired upon or natural death. Rip Ruffles...Bio Warfare checked off list

Hide yo Kids Hide yo wife and hide your husbands

He no longer adds words into the photo's

A grown man up your chimeny stuffing your stocking not gay at all

You threw in the life of pi ref sweet jesus..

Hooked on epi's for the rush already

Rape Dungeon is born again

Quaby I picture you as Mr. Homolka from Congo you will be back for the diamonds in the city of zinj. We are watching you.........

Not sure if you were aware but Frankie is an Olympic Hurdler

Once the line has been crossed I trust Jamseon to take the wheel. My rule of thumb might be the default that I presume the slender man is everywhere so I attempt to drive top speed through every location that has a tree within my line of sight. The death metal blarring through my headset removes all sound of fire and explosions and turns it into an active music video for me as I convince myself my hero feels no pain.

It already came out where have you been?

Well I'll throw out one that is server specific. Amongst our server we implemented the genius idea of adding building parts so people could start to build bases in private locations around the server. Rules were simple if you pick up an object you can only walk with it otherwise your character falls to prone to lock it into place scroll, you can unlock and individuals base parts but it is a 30 sec timer per part and you are stuck there. that being said here comes the lipstick.. I'm in electro hospital geared up for a ninja bloodbagging adventure stationed at the lower roof to scout for survivors in need. Someone had placed a hesco in the middle of the road to slow down vehicles passing through I'm assuming for checkpoint type purposes as there were roughly 45 on the server so lots of passer by's. I'm cheking my gear when I hear an akm spewing down the by the church. A survivor barrels out onto the road and he is getting round after round emptied onto the street around him as he pulls the serpent. Excited to get involved on a slam hogging blood bag slap I prepare and move down the ladder. The direct includes survivor screaming "Stop,Stop!" and the bandit in tow yelling "I'm going to wear your ears on my necklace, stop running!" As they approach the road block the kid bunkers down on the otherside as the bandit reloads and starts peppering the hesco. Unaware of the server additions within the last 30 mins the bandit chuckles and starts to move around for the finishing touch. The survivor is stuck unlocking the object in desperation of the 30 second timer as deaths grip is hovering. The survivor unlocks the hesco and stands up. Bandit confused and hungry for blood stops shooting as the wall starts to move in his direction at walking speed. The bandit yells out, "what are you doing? stop that and die already." As he keeps ripping into the wall with rounds he realizes this is not going to work. The survivor says "you wouldn't want to see me when I'm angry." que Hulk reference as he presses on picking up momentum towards the bandit. The bandit gets nervous and makes a break for the market as the survivor starts to spin 360's in the street with a 15 foot wall. He clips the bandit and breaks his leg mid stride. Not sure if I had just stepped into a marvel comic in process I standbye and watch as the bandit is helplessly smashed to death by a wall of misfortune. But it doesnt stop short their as the survivor now has a buddy down the street with another wall and they are in full communication setting up for some tom foolery. The two move his gear to the middle of the street inbetween the two buildings east of the church and drop the walls on both sides. The bandit moves back into town and is clueless as he goes for his akm. The two move in on both sides and pick up both walls again trapping the bandit in a 4 wall funnel. Laughing like school girls, they each take step after step closer and the bandti panics shooting everywhere running from one wall to the next looking for escape. They smash him inbetween the walls again and cant stop laughing. By accident the east survivor steps closer forcing the wall over his buddy taking him out in the process as he screams in agony with his bones broken. I move in for my ninja blood bag when the east survivor sees me and Hulk smashes me between the building and wall. Steak and Potatoes turned to ground beef and mash. After server restart all items were properly adjusted so it did not occur again but I was thanked for the funniest five minutes of their dayz lives.

I knew something was a mist when I saw you scoot over to passenger, I couldnt tell if your were testing the water to see if the rumors were true or you were expecting me to turn a new leaf and drive like Jason Statham in the Transporter. Either way Zelen's drive through whiskey pub was a ball of flames success

Tekillya? You know me sweety when irish eyes are smiling whiskey in me right hand. I picked up me hatchet already however, I was set up by Trizzo he said I'm on bandicam have a GAZ and moves to passenger I'm like feckit im driving I roll driver seat ram it after 3 mins blow out both fronts raid for parts fix and he moves to passenger again....Not sure the outcome I just hightailed it and rammed a sign with red engine and fuel.....Flames/Smoke two dead guys one bandicam. I will divide and conquer: Um wow.-Not as big as it looks On other things you say your going to collect every STD possible?-Axe,Hero,Hard on,STD's issued out to my character faster than a twelve year old kid posting I got a BE ban for no reason after the last update. does that mean your going to be a busy man ingame?-Busier than Chuck Norris on a Total Gym. If you know what i mean?-You bet your sweet panty hose I do?

Are you still on that 100 bean drive? fuck satchels I want the young survivor to develop a relationship with Ruffles playing fetch with empty cans by the railroad tracks telling him about the last female skin he saw before updates sharing his achievements, failures and future goals. Until he realizes Ruffles is no longer fetching. Ruffles is no longer looking at Jeff with sad puppy eyes. Jeff is no longer Jeff, Jeff is now skrewy looking for 100 beans and talking about satchel charges Ruffles turned on and mauled skrewy causing both loss of life and companion to a broken leg and disease..

You could cause some serious damage in a small amount of time

hahaha alright I'll see you in TS you go under rage on there aswell?

* Currently the surrender key needs to be bound in the first place. In the standalone it should be part of the default controls.-YES * It should be working. Currently in the mod it's half broken (not sure here, haven't been ingame for a while)-HUH? * Full acces to a players inventory, including the weapons he has currently equipped when he is inside the surrender animation. So he can effectively robbed/disarmed.-UNABLE TO SURRENDER WHILST ARMED IT DROPS YOUR ARMS BACK DOWN. * The surrender animation should be activated with one click and diabeld with one click. (no need to spam the key)-I LIKE THIS * Having a quick option for someone in surrender animation "disarm player". Strips him of all weapons and places them around him.-VERY NICE 7/10

Sounds like I missed out I was stuck @work <_< wanted to be there for opening night as I think I might be the only one from AU46 that can get in there with a ping of less than 5,000 but its good to see first night turned out well are you on today/night? Edit: Noticed the edit on yours beans awarded you looked hungry

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA the AU server is the whole shabang I'll be on UK tonight as I have to make a appearence plus video you had a good night on it though rage?

WL is tits if they run it right. It can vastly improve the structure of the server giving a genuine dayz experience without issues. There is a constant influx at least on ours everyday I log in there are at least 8 new players waiting to be whitelisted and eager to jump in and start up the day. Our server is far from camp fire songs as a hero i seem to get blasted by someone new everyday with a smile on their face and I wouldnt have it anyother way adds to the I should have planned that better bank. Hope everything goes well with your home team.

Thats just a post to keep in mind if you really are going through with it and looking for info/thoughts I'd gladly help you in honesty just make sure you take the proper steps.

I know right an unauthorized DayZ book :huh: Copyright infringement is the unauthorized use of works under copyright, infringing the copyright holder's "exclusive rights", such as the right to reproduce, distribute, display or perform the copyrighted work, spread the information contained within copyrighted works, or to make derivative works. It often refers to copying "intellectual property" without written permission from the copyright holder, which is typically a publisher or other business representing or assigned by the work's creator.

Have yet to indulge in its offerings still freezing my balls off in Namalsk hidding under the Tara Bridge like a bum asking people for change on direct chat as they pass through.

No beans for you ever heard of the Donner Party? More of a Namalsk than Chern setting but still. The Donner Party was a group of 87 American pioneers who in 1846 set off from Missouri in a wagon train headed west for California, only to find themselves trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada. The subsequent casualties resulting from starvation, exposure, disease, and trauma were extremely high, and many of the survivors resorted to cannibalism. The wagons left in May 1846. Encouraged to try a new, faster route across Utah and Nevada, they opted to take the Hastings Cutoff proposed by Lansford Hastings, who had never taken the journey with wagons. The Cutoff required the wagons to traverse Utah's Wasatch Mountains and the Great Salt Lake Desert, and slowed the party considerably, leading to the loss of wagons, horses, and cattle. It also forced them to engage in heavy labor by clearing the path ahead of them, and created deep divisions between members of the party. They had planned to be in California by September, but found themselves trapped in the Sierra Nevada by early November. Most of the party took shelter in three cabins that had been constructed two years earlier at Truckee Lake (now Donner Lake), while a smaller group camped several miles away. Food stores quickly ran out, and a group of 15 men and women attempted to reach California on snowshoes in December, but became disoriented in the mountains before succumbing to starvation and cold. Only seven members of the snowshoe party survived, by eating the flesh of their dead companions. Meanwhile, the Mexican American War delayed rescue attempts from California, although family members and authorities in California tried to reach the stranded pioneers but were turned back by harsh weather. The first rescue group reached the remaining members, who were starving and feeble, in February 1847. Weather conditions were so bad that three rescue groups were required to lead the rest to California, the last arriving in March. Most of these survivors also had resorted to cannibalism. Forty-eight members of the Donner Party survived to live in California. Although a minor incident in the record of westward migration in North America, the Donner Party became notorious for the reported claims of cannibalism. Efforts to memorialize the Donner Party were underway within a few years; historians have described the episode as one of the most spectacular tragedies in California history and in the record of western migration. Edit: You bet your tits I'm in for cannabilhannibalism bring on the steaks