Steak and Potatoes

Had you make it HD hecker tell me where the muffinz are?

Yes that will be the trollie. Thats shit you cant see the text as I renamed myself DERPY_HUUUUOVES and ran down from the hill yelling my hooooooves

I've never been shot by anyone in game because my Hero's blinding good looks.

Can i submit more than one vote please.

I read your post three times, on the third try I began to feel like I'd rather drink a gallon of bleach and walk out into oncoming traffic.

Made me think of this didnt read the rest.

What if your friends go full penis and smash you for you empty cans?

I thought they only handed those out on thanksgiving.

I just go on maps and feed my zed vendetta killing any zed in town, patch up every player then return to the woods for hours.

I thought it would look more like operations The Feathermen conduct but good video.

Sent you both a PM

The only leveling system allowed should be increased beard length the longer you survive. The longer the beard the more stamina/badassness you aquire.

Well allow orange trees so you can pick up old oranges off the ground, add bread in to the super markets and make your own biotics without needing a hospital raid agapenurse: You can make non-pharmaceutical grade penicillin at home for experimental purposes if you have the following: slice of bread or orange peel, 750 ml flask, 1L graduated cylinder, clean milk bottles. The bread or peel should be allowed to grow a blue-green mold. Cut the bread or peel into small pieces and place in the flask. The flask should be kept for 5 days at 70 degrees in the dark. You will need several additional chemicals to make the media. The media is to be poured into the milk bottles. The mold spores are added to the media and allowed to rest for 7 days at 70 degrees. The liquid portion is the penicillin.You can find more information indepth but its self sufficient.

If your the michael I am thinking of to my knowledge there was up to five complaints of you combat logging and no the update does not take away alt+F4 however I have never delt with you so not sure as to what your case is but I'm willing to hear anyone out within reason. Dont recall hearing you cheat just combat logging either way come into TS and this can be worked out.

If you slip off a building I hope you land on your back to break the fall.

controllers remind me of rc cars, rc cars remind me of childhood, childhood reminds me of losing my virginity backstage at an ice skating show to twelve men with figure skates on...dont lose your virginity backstage at an ice skating show to twelve men with figure skates on.

Joyride them off the docks into the ocean

This is how I curb my lonesome

He aint kidding

When you walk up to a timed satchel no matter how long its been sitting there once you see it the timer counts down from 5 seconds and you zoom into first person when you try to diffuse it you have constant zooming in and out each time a second expires.

I've forgotten how to play sober vehicles never crash and I'm alive to long uninteresting

I know your missing your Musty

Hahahahaha this is true just looked at it my bad havent slept in 27 hrs

You were probably just banned from his server have you tried logging into any other servers to see if the message pops up Global Ban # if you get one of those in every other server you did something you shouldnt have. If its just that server then your kicked from his as it will read Battleye Admin Ban message.