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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Zombie hugging is long and tiring.

    sometimes, when I know im gonna die I type out men seeking men adds over side channel, I first approach subtly then increase my offers as the hour approaches, No AI needed.
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    (DEFUNCT) A pal and I are looking for two more people.

    Forgot to include must love metal requirement
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    Namalsk Bridge Glitch.. or hacker?!

    Sounds just like a glitch was it the Tara bridge I've been launched off that thing many of times. Edit: It doesnt sound like you were teleport dropped to me
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    Dayz - Episode 1: Saving Private Henrik

    Dayz is unforgiving.
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    DayZ Myths

    But of course.
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    DayZ Myths

    Your kiss is on my list
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    Admins:Friend or Foe?

    Doesnt seem like the right way to treat your players bad name or not he should have talked it out with you guys and notified you of what the consequences would be if he wanted it to be changed.
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    Admins:Friend or Foe?

    Simply telling your mate to change his name would have probably sufficed.
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    DayZ Myths

    Bruised battered I washed ashore in a town called Kamenka. Ran for about 2k up the road and saw a blue hippie van parked on the side of the road with a metallica bumper sticker Hall and Oates dreams come true blasting out the speakers. Confused and weary I staggered closer and saw a tall handsome man exit the driver side and run his fingers through his red wavy curls like a young Julia Roberts from pretty woman with a kiss of sun tint. Who is this man? My eyes began to tear up and I fell to my knees covering my face. The beauty poured onto me like looking Jesus in the eyes after resurrection whilst singing Celine Dion, My heart will go on. He gently lifted my hands from my eyes, his blue plaid shirt reminded me of home made chicken pot pies and his leather vest of a french man in german porn. He whispered softly in my ear go easy young survivor I can be your hero. His presence poured over me as I regained my balance, he seemed to lift me with ease. "Nice moustache Musty man" his words pierced my heart, he knew I was musty. He ladied me into his van like a gentleman and we rode off into the sunset like thelma and louise fresh on the drop top, looking for pubs and tranny zombies. As night approached we pulled over in a town called Staroye and pitched a tent in more than one way. I awoke in the morning to the sound of sweet birds as they were fluttering over my tent like I was snow white. I rolled over in the sleeping bag and felt no one next to me, only a bunched up piece of paper. I unwrapped the paper as my heart sank into my chest, reading its every letter, pulling my breath and softly whispering Hetstaine.
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    How do i make the other expansions to Work

    Launch them through dayz commander make sure you shut down Arma when switching between expansions to avoid errors. I.E. playing cherno wants to switch to namalsk. Close Arma then relaunch through commander namalsk.
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    Hunted By Four Hueys

    This looked bad from the start
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    The switch from console to PC

    Love cant wait ;)
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    arma 2 registration failed ssl connect error

    Yea send me a PM and I will link post the fix for you.
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    The switch from console to PC

    Its what I see everytime you smile
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    The switch from console to PC

    The proof is in the pudding agreed
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    How do i make the other expansions to Work

    Just run it through dayz commander to avoid the expansion issues. Go into your settings after running it once through and set your options to launch via steam should help you.
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    Standalone Zombies a bit OTT?

    I'm looking forward to having more o shite moments like when I first began playing dayz and was unsure of myself entering buildings and moving about the map.
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    The Ghost Ship

    Amazing idea my vote
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    ArmA 2 DayZ - Funniest car ride ever!

    I honestly was expecting something horrible to happen at about 1:03
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    The switch from console to PC

    You wont be disappointed. I switched from console within the last year completely after getting a friends old PC never been happier with arma2/OA/Dayz and the other numerous games I've been playing. Welcome and have fun takes a bit to get used to but ultimately you will be happier I still use my xbox controller to fly in game though ;) works wonders.
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    How do i make the other expansions to Work

    Make sure your running the version that matches the server your trying to get on. Are you getting any error messages? i.e. corrupted data?
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    Halo jump spawn how to?

    Do you want all spawns on the server to come in halo jumping or just fresh? If so do you have a my SQL via your server?
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    team/competitive servers

    Our US server has alot of groups that are 5 or more that hold steady combat. There is also hit lists on our forums that alot of these groups tend to carry out on eachother.
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