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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Why do the Zombies run? ZOMBIES SHOULD NOT RUN AT ALL!!! c.c

    Step into a building they are scared to run inside those. Problem solved. Never ref Warz again
  2. Just add octopi in the ocean for those skal island swims that will scare a few
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    Tomb Raider-like interactions!

    I was drunk forgive me
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    How to make death actually matter more

    Sounds like jail on life mod
  5. Steak and Potatoes

    Random but VERY rare Meteor Showers

    You want to lick it from end to end I know
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    how to become a hero(for begginers)

    *welcomes hero back with hug* Good to have you back on the hero train
  7. Steak and Potatoes

    New server in need of players.

    Got him right on the nose you has my feels skat3
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Random but VERY rare Meteor Showers

  9. Steak and Potatoes

    Random but VERY rare Meteor Showers

    Only if it spawns Kryptonite http://i.imgur.com/HHUSvOR.jpg"]
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    New server in need of players.

    Can I spawn in with 3 as50's and two nvg's?
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Good servers that are rough.

    I have to bean you for genius
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Why bandits are needed in dayz...

    I'm no bandit but I <3 bandits
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    MH60-S ID?

    Just go to armaholics and DL the files for UH60 and grab them from their which ones you want
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Peter Griffin in DayZ

    I know you can the wheels are already spinning for you, throw in a love song for me aswell on the next one
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    This prick places tents on church loot spawns

    Feces will be taken to a whole new level of biological warfare
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    BAN WHY ?!

    No one can help you your GUID is banned. You can contact BE support and see if you can have it lifted other than that you will need a new copy of the game.
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    what brings you to day z ?

    I come back for the axe
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Torture...

    I usually swing with (red light) but lately I've upgraded to (feels good) reverse it up a tad
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    My dude wont warm up?

    When he sports the sailor boy shorts, ready to set sail
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    My dude wont warm up?

    Find another survivor and a tent body warmth always works for me
  21. Steak and Potatoes

    Everybody heads for cherno!

    I tend to live full bush up at pobeda usually by the time I see other players I try to make them scurry off from my plot of land like an old farmer with a double barrel
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Torture...

    Why not just tie people up in the electro supermarket and shoot off a leroy enfield inside run out the back and watch him fend off the zeds
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ strategic encounter breakdown

    Great video I like your style
  24. Steak and Potatoes

    WARNING: DayZ logic thread

    Looks like two lap dances are due
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