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Steak and Potatoes

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  1. Steak and Potatoes

    Worth buy Buy ARMA II: Combined Operations ?

    On sale on steam worth the buy.
  2. Steak and Potatoes

    gear for SA

    Guy mask, axe and boots strip the rest down.
  3. Steak and Potatoes

    Wont run through Playwith 6?

    Which data is corrupted your dayz? That does not help, and is irrelevant to fixing the issue.
  4. Steak and Potatoes

    Please Help!

    Usually that error also has CA_BAF attached are you using arma free?
  5. 6) Cross-posting: Posting a thread in more than one forum is annoying and thus not allowed. Just post it once in the correct place. In addition your are in the wrong forum section
  6. Steak and Potatoes

    Dayz Devine - Whats that? A new Mod!

    Please read the rules 6) Cross-posting: Posting a thread in more than one forum is annoying and thus not allowed. Just post it once in the correct place.
  7. I do not see you listed https://github.com/DayZMod/DayZ/wiki/License-and-permission-to-use
  8. Steak and Potatoes

    Grey screen, disconnect straight after join

    Beat me on the timezone difference.
  9. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ "Vanilla" Servers

    I heart UK410 go on there all the time great server.
  10. Steak and Potatoes

    DayZ Mod - who still plays?

    When I get dayz off from work I am on 24/7 but they are rare.
  11. Steak and Potatoes

    Dayz: Your Favourite moments

    So i'm chilling near Elektro , waltz into a barn and spot a cz550, Fuck me..i have not seen a cz in a barn for donkeys ! Now my mate and i have just hooked the pc up to a 60 inch screen and are basking in the wonderment of it all, scoping around and checking shit out ..looks madly brilliant. Settings pumped. I hand over my char to him , long story short..he spilt a glass of rum on his pc , through the top casing fan and onto his power supply and gtx680..nice work, no pc for him for a few weeks. So anyway he is getting withdrawals and me being a generous sort of dude i give him a run. Straight away he snipes guys in Elektro..he misses a bunch of dudes and then goes down for an Elektro loot run, picks up a double barrell and a mak at the school , grabs some food at the shops then dives into the fire station. Two axe dudes come waltzing past, one in a hero suit and one in standard spawn gear. BOOM! BOOM! i am like dude wtf , why you shooting fool ?? He just instantly pops away..and misses. From under 20 feet. Dude in the hero suit is like..'woah back big fella..slow up there cowboy!' The other axe dude gives chase. cue benny hill music.. I am like stop shooting you fool ! So he legs it headed to the train station, two axe guys in tow, all sprinting down the street. I figure we have enough of a lead that we can type quickly to them and make amends. Not a chance, the closest axe man gets a swing at us so we leg it agin bleeding. Old mate Hero suit ends up being Sausages and Mash, who then takes out the dude axing my char. Lolz were had. To make sure he is dead my mate puts two more shottie shells into his face at .5 feet range. So i ask Sausage if he can show my mate the ropes and take him for a run. We have not been taking note of where are going (my mate and i anyway) as i am explaining to him my keyboard layout, i am an arrow guy not a wasd dude. So we end up near some trees , in a forest, under the sky, Thats the best i can pinpoint it. I ask old Sausage if he can blood me, we blood up. Sausage then tells us he needs to be alone in the bush to die, he is too smashed to go any further and must be left to the woods..to spur him on we put a mak bullet in the side window of the hippie van and he gets a some life in him ' woah woah dudes ! dont shoot the fucking wheels man! ' So he calls it..'Lets head to the nw field ..take me there ..i'm to drunk to drive.' I jump in, i have now kicked my mate off my char and taken over, i notice Sausage's parking skillz.. To be fair, i have killed more cars than a hacker can spawn in standard 5 minute session. Just as i start to head out this dude appears in front of us and starts poppin' rounds at the front windscreen. i am like wtf man ! I head straight for him at about 1.8 kilometres an hour, if he goes to sleep now he is definitely dead ! But alas he avoids my rampaging madness by walking slowly to the side as we throttle past. He gets off a few more shots as i am navigating the trees and slowly picking up some downhill speed, now i told you earlier of my l33t driving ability, this is where i prove that racing blood runs in my veins and my track skillz come to the fore.. I hit the tree full on. At about 7 k's an hour. Possibly slower. My passenger awakes, no doubt surrounded by fire , and saying ' wtf dude ? Whats happenin' man..you trashed the car ! ' I can only assume he passed out as soon as he jumped in and missed the whole shootout deal , waking up only when his face started melting into the dashboard. I have already bailed and watched the shooter appear on my far left skirting through the bushes and heading for us. I keep my distance and run beside him seperated by about 100-150 odd metres. We exchange shots, both of us on the move and flitting from tree to tree. I end up getting behind one tree and observe him, knowing he has lost me as he is looking the wrong way , i start to flank and then get in close enough to nail him, but i only have my Mak, using all my shottie ammo earlier, trying to scare him away with the boomstick sound. I spy him looking around from his tree, if i had anything else but the mak he would be a goner... I waste a couple of mags of Mak at him and forced him to flee , chasing him for about another minute then lost him in a bunch of firs so gave up and legged it back to check out my car parking action. Boss parking.. Thinking old mate might still be hanging around i shed a tear and hide Steaks corpse then leg it for Stary, hearing a chopper in the distance ..but that is a tale for another day..
  12. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick update for 19 November 2013

    Righto good chap #beanAlpherHypetrain All aboard...
  13. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick update for 19 November 2013

    Hence why there is a line through a and ER added to my edit. Unless of course you are troll dicking my face off and I have not understood in which case I shall bean.
  14. Steak and Potatoes

    Grey screen, disconnect straight after join

    What type of Dayz server are you playing mods etc? Are you getting script scan complete messages on these servers? Retail or steam? Is beta patch and versions up to date?
  15. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick update for 19 November 2013

    Edited that for ya and on topic #hypetrain.
  16. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick update for 19 November 2013

    Looks like the same question reworded to me :beans:
  17. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick update for 19 November 2013

    Whilst I do not mind some lists, I personally think that would remove one of the best first time playing elements of DayZ, suprise.
  18. Steak and Potatoes

    Quick update for 19 November 2013

    Safe assumption would be that whilst frolicking your zed can now swing out a limb to sock you vs a zed stopping in the middle of the street to perform a preset animation in order to attack as you run past.
  19. Steak and Potatoes

    Hetstaine in Standalone confirmed

    They told me I was pretty........
  20. Steak and Potatoes

    Help

    Contact a forum moderator.
  21. Please read http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/151755-remember-no-bumping-of-threads-post-if-you-have/
  22. Steak and Potatoes

    Mature (38) Looking for Partners / Groups in EST

    PM sent to you.
  23. Steak and Potatoes

    Jeg mangler nogle at spille dayz med

    Jeg ville være glad for at spille, hvordan er dit engelsk?
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