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  1. So many servers have bogus info in the host name, it makes finding a suitable server a royal PITA. Just tried joining 4 servers, all had 1.7.1 / Beta 93825 in the host name, but were either running 1.7.0 or an older Beta. Come on people, get with the program and come on in for the big win - please keep your server name up to date!
  2. l mandrake

    The geared players are not screwed.

    He means SD ammo isn't rare if you're an exploiting pussy and just reconnect to keep your mags full....
  3. l mandrake

    If I were rocket...

    :idea: These ranting trolls directing personal abuse at Rocket....they're too delusional to be for real....thinking they are more likely to be buttsore script kiddies trying to take revenge for getting banhammered. :idea:
  4. @OP: You seem like a very nice person. I'd like to know you socially.
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    Big crap 1.71.

    Dolan pls
  6. Dear Tardling, If you're going to camp Krasnostav airfield and snipe survivors, two pieces of advice: 1. Try to actually hit your victim with your scoped CZ rifle, instead of missing a static target and alerting him to your presence. 2. When your would-be victim shoots back and hits you with his AKM, don't disconnect, hop to another server, heal, move 300 metres away, then hop back and shoot him in the back like a cheating coward. Have a nice day, cretin.
  7. l mandrake

    @ the cheating sniper on FR4

    That's not whining. That's calling a c*nt a c*nt. There is a difference.
  8. So in 1.7.1 I guess replacement Zeds still spawn in too quickly? That's a real pain, it makes impossible to clear an area....
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    My Issues with the 1.7.1 Changes

    Quality :cool:
  10. l mandrake

    Raw meat

    What if there aren't any animals nearby? What if we imagined the meat was wrapped in something when in rucksacks to conceal the smell? What if meat could be BOTH food OR zombie bait depending on players' decisions? What if you had anything useful at all to contribute to this suggestion? My my, life is so full of 'what if's' :)
  11. l mandrake

    DO NOT POST YOUR GLOBAL BAN APPEALS

    yeah' date=' how mature. [/quote']
  12. l mandrake

    Raw meat

    +1 nice idea! Also: zombies could aggro each other to get it.
  13. Proposal: Spending time in proximity to a campfire with 1 or more other players creates a slow increase in blood and humanity levels. Meat cooked in this manner gives 1600 blood instead of 800. Rationale: Fire gazing is a psychological phenomenon common among adult male humans in primitive cultures. After a war party had returned to camp, the men would often spend hours sitting together staring at the fire in silence - the warmth and hypnotic effect of the flames allowing the conscious mind to 'spin down' and giving the subconscious time to process the traumatic events of the day, purging battle-stress and blood-guilt (aka Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). This shared experience also brought the tribesmen closer together, allowing them to support each other without speaking or physical contact, but simply by being there. Due to the enormous mental strain of surviving in a zombie apocalypse, I see no reason why DayZ shouldn't reflect the profound mental health benefits of fire gazing with other players. This would also give a nudge to team play and co-operation without being moralising or overly prescriptive. Coherent and constructive criticism only please - the rest will be ignored.
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    Being banned.

    Exactly - I have zero respect for these crocodile tear threads asking for 'forgiveness', they're just a psychopathic display of self-pity. The only cheats I respect are the ones who STFU (i.e. don't post at all), go and buy a new copy of the game, make a donation to charity while they're at it, and never touch cheats again. I hope such people exist, but truth be told, I'm sceptical.
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    EU21 pillory

    :heart: What a wonderful thread :heart:
  16. l mandrake

    DO NOT POST YOUR GLOBAL BAN APPEALS

    Kids, here's the man you need to speak to, he's nao a personal hero of mine :)
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    Being banned.

    Yup, whether it be behind the anonymity of a computer screen or out in the 'real world', we are who we are, there's just no hiding it I'm afraid kids.
  18. l mandrake

    HELP ME PLZ

    BE Script 16 kick seems to be a problem with the latest beta...will no doubt be remedied very soon.
  19. l mandrake

    Why did I make a global ban! Pls Help

    Player BATTLEYE is on a KILLSTREAK
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