CyanidC

Hello there fellow survivors! CyanidC here and i wanted to let you know that i recently started doing DayZ Let's Plays. This is the section for Videos so i thought why not advertise a bit for my new channel and my vids. This is my very first attempt on a let's play so I might not be that good at it, but i can assure you that i'll do everything i can to improve. Feedback is very much wanted and if you even like what i do, PLEASE share the vid with your friends and whomever might be interested in seeing it. Now, for all of you who see this as "begging". Well, it kinda is, but i do this for fun and to share whatever crazy crap happens to me with the community, which is really hard to reach, without a little shameless advertising. I gain no wealth out of this except maybe some laughs (and beans), so please, keep the hate-mail at a minimum. ;) I do have a second vid up and material for many more to come. I have no schedule so far, so i'll just keep on uploading as i feel fits. As said, please give me Feedback, Constructive Criticism and if you think i suck major zombie-dick, feel free to tell me that aswell. Have fun and as always, good luck survivors! CyanidC

http://youtu.be/WWZNbCtMk3Y after all that time, finally a new vid.

I was sitting in Castle Zub with some of my friends, we just fixed up a bus and a car, when i see something move across the field down in Mogilevka, i yell "survivor" into skype and one of my friends comes next to me with his rangefinder. I aimed down my AS50 and he said he was 1 kilometer away. i ranged in and followed him, he was running away from zombies. I aimed into his walkpath and shot, about 1 second later i see a bloodfountain comming from his hip and he collapses. +1 murder on my score. All hell broke loose in Skype and we sent one of us to loot that poor bugger, he had NVGs, GPS and all that good shit. I was the hero of the group for that night.

I know that feeling all too well, i think of myself as a coldhearted, lone wolf. But even as that you sometimes have to endure respawn. I respawned at the coast after having some admins hunt me down for being a bandit, I found and AK-74 and 4 clips for it, a British backpack and some medical loot in cherno. As i was making my way towards the firestation and past a couple of bodies (not my kills) i see some bambi with a hatchet running around. No real threat to me, but he had a bigger backpack. I aimed at him and he spotted me. "Friendly! Please don't shoot!" comes through the voice chat. It was at that moment when i felt something in me die. The bloodlust was gone. There i am in the middle of a field next to the firestation with that bambi and his hatchet. His backpack might have been full of neat loot that i surely could've used, but i just couldn't kill him. I turned around and ran away, climbed up on a small roof, watched him loot the firestation and run off into the distance.

Agreed, i got my skin after spawning in Elektro and killing the same guy 3 times. First when he tried to loot the Firestation and then 2 more times while he was trying to recover his corpse from the first death. (I was not camping, i was making my way out of Elektro and he had the bad luck to always run into me after spawning, he always was armed with some sort of weapon aswell. I'm calling it self defence :P)

I'm a bandit and so far i've always been able to turn the table and become the hunter rather than the prey, but 2 days ago i was just restocking after a respawn on a server. I got hunted down by the admins each time i respawned, they used hacks to get me, teleporting all over the map and circling the skies with a helicopter that isn't even in the mod. To all Bandits, stay away from DE 383. The mods there think they are a higher authority.

I've had this problem since 1.7.6.1, but only on some servers. to fix it i usually just pick a server with a high population, since logic dictates that where's people playing, shit is working just fine. It's not a problem that any of us could solve, it's a serverside problem that only admins and hosts can fix.

I was filming for my Let's play when 2 hackers teleport behind me and kill me, cought it on camera. As i respawn, still recording, i start making my way towards Komarovo when suddenly the sky goes black and seconds later a flash of light followed by the rumble of a shockwave, my in-combat timer triggered, even though noone was around me for miles. The chat went crazy with Death-messages and i am just standing there in the middle of nowhere, confused and scared of what just happened. The icing on the Hacker cake would be the fact that International Hotel buildings started spawning in around Komarovo, tilted and at weird angles. I will post the video of it here in this Thread as soon as it is uploaded. I will link it with the embedded timecode where it gets weird. I usually would post something like this in my own thread where i have a pile of weird stories but this one beats them all...

How close were you?

Ironsights are the cautious and patient man's friend. I always use them if i spot some prey, but before aiming down i always make sure that noone else is around and spending more than a few seconds sighted down is usually the way to get yourself killed. Use your Ironsight like you use your trigger, in short bursts with checking your surrounding in between.

Yeah, the game has reached a new low in my opinion, i loved all the new fixes and additions with the last patch but it seems like just as the game get's better, hackers find a new way of ruining fun once an for all.

Well ain't that just peachy, now i have something far more dangerous to worry about than hackers and scripters, Hackers with Nukes... Guess i was lucky to die and then whitness it from far away rather than to die in the blast.

the weirdest shit so far.

http://youtu.be/gYCNV3oGORw?t=8m54s here's the Vid

Hello everyone, this is my first post in this forum. I've been playing DayZ for a while but recently i've been encountering stuff that no survivor or bandit should suffer through. I am no saint, that's for sure, i love sitting on rooftops in Cherno and handing out 50.cal aspirin to every living thing i see, if i have any. So many of you might see the comming stories as "instant-karma" or even just right down justice. Bear with me though. Event 1 It was a day like any other, i was sitting on the highest building in Cherno while scoping through my M24 to see, if there was any unlucky prey around, what i didn't know is that i was about to be the prey. The prey of the most lowest lifeform there is in this game. Hackers. I had pretty good gear that i farmed myself throughout many days of just wandering the map, raiding military sites where i find them and just purely being lucky enough to get away with a few aggroed zombies, Even 2 Helicopter crashsites i've found on my way, what are the chances? So i head back to cherno with a newly found M24, tons of ammo, a coyote backpack and some camo-clothing, Rangefinder and NV-goggles. i place myself carefully on the highest building and start to wait like a fisherman, about to get the catch of the day. All of a sudden i get shot in the face. As my screen starts getting blurry and i'm uncuncious on the floor, bleeding out i see 2-3 people teleporting on top of my building, i know they haven't just spawned there because i was carefully checking every 20 seconds. the last thing i hear is them laughing at me while they just vanish into thin air again. Event 1.5 After that very unpleasant experience i changed servers. I spawned in Cherno, lucky me. so the first thing i do is heading for the military tents to see if i can gear up atleast a bit again. I didn't even get this far, before i knew it i was surrounded by people in ghillie-suits, every single one of them with an M107 or AS50 and Coyote backpacks that were probably filled with hacked loot. I get told to go prone and drop my hatchett, i do as, what seems to be their leader, says. He starts rambling on through his voice-scrambler that they're the "Squad from Hell" and that they could give me anything i wanted if i joined them. I refused since Hacking is just something that ruins the game in my opinion, so all i'm looking foreward to are getting a couple of 50.cal aspirins myself, but that moron didn't stop talking. It got to a point where i just told him to stop wasting my time and kill me already, that i was getting sick of his huge ego compensating for his tiny cock. I ended up as Swiss cheese on the floor, but atleast i can hope to have taken the fun out of killing me for them. Event 2 I decided to start up DayZ again and dragged one of my friends with me to Chernarus. We had a pretty normal starting up with finding some shitty weapons first untill we finally found some good stuff like an M4A1 CCO and for him an AKM and some bigger Backpacks, so we decided to hit the airfield, now that all the visual bugs have finally been patched correctly. On our way past Stary, we also look for Helicopter Crashsites, but we found none, someone had found us though. we were on an open field, with now places to hide behind and we always kept an eye out on our surrounding, looking backwards every 30 seconds or so. All of a sudden i hear 2 precise shots, my friend drops, before i could even aim at the guy he stabbed me with 2 bullets aswell. It was, He had no visible backpack and a Bandit-hood-thiny, but him just appearing out of thin air and giving off no more than 4 shots to kill us both before 1 of us even could react made me really suspicious. I also didn't recognize the weapon he was holding as any of the actual In-Game weapons. Event 3 After taking a few weeks break, after the last encounter of the unfunny kind i decided to join the ranks of Survivors and Bandits on Chernarus again. I Spawn in Three Valleys and remember that it was an easy way to Stary Sobor from there, so off i go. shorty before Msta i find a Helicopter Crashsite. In said Crashsite i found a L85A2 AWS and lot's of ammo for it. I felt like a King for having such luck. I group up with some of my friends that recently picked up DayZ again aswell and we head to Cherno to have some fun. Arriving there, the first thing i see after taking point on a rooftop is 2 dudes on a dirtbike, i start shooting at them, drooling over that wonderfull Thermal-Scope the weapon blessed me with, but something seemed odd. I was shooting right at them, my gun zeroed and i could see the blood splattering out from where i hit them, but they didn't seem to die. All of a sudden my 2 friends are being shot by a silenced gun. I thought myself that was impossible for a Silenced gun on that range. So i hid, went prone and kept away from the edge of the roof. Soon after i can hear someone talking to me, right beneath me: "I mean you no harm *snicker* i'll come up and we can team up *chuckle*", Yeeaaahh right i thought myself as i jammed a new magazine into my trusty new favorite weapon. he tried to come up the ladder so i sunk 3 bullets into his skull, he didn't die. He went back down again and tried to smoothtalk me into letting him up. With the words: "I'm going to fucking piss on everything you love you smallcocked hacker!" i started moving away from the ladder, trying to get a better shot at it. He certainly didn't like that. He came up the ladder and i unleashed a spray of 2 full magazines into his Torso and Head, he wasn't even bleeding. He yelled at me, that he was a hacker and that i chose the wrong day to piss him off. I got killed quite instantly. Thus concludes the Lament of a (un)lucky bastard and for those who are too lazy to read my stories: >TL;DR: Hackers are the worst thing ever to happen to this game and each and every single one should die in a fire. For those who read it, i hope you never ever get into the same situations as i did. Best wishes, CyanidC aka 1km PS: Please excuse if i made some grammatical or spelling errors, english is not my first language.

yep, i did ask for it. Event 13 I was filming for my Let's play when 2 hackers teleport behind me and kill me, cought it on camera. As i respawn, still recording, i start making my way towards Komarovo when suddenly the sky goes black and seconds later a flash of light followed by the rumble of a shockwave, my in-combat timer triggered, even though noone was around me for miles. The chat went crazy with Death-messages and i am just standing there in the middle of nowhere, confused and scared of what just happened. The icing on the Hacker cake would be the fact that International Hotel buildings started spawning in around Komarovo, tilted and at weird angles.

I asked for it... really did by saying i haven't seen anything weird in weeks... Event 12 I was in Cherno today, setting up to do some recording when a survivor runs out of the Firestation, i heard shots before so i set myself up on a rooftop and waited. I switched my M16A2 to Burst as i spotted him and gave him 3 bullets to the spine and as he dropped, 3 more to the chest. I then turned away to see if maybe someone else was around and when i turned back (was like 5-10 seconds of me not watching him), he was running away like nothing had happened, no blood-fountains from his body, no death-message in the chat, nothing. Even my Humanity rose instead of falling... i was really, really perplexed. About a minute later there's a Death-message in the chat but i can't be sure that this was my prey. I did some math aswell, a survivor has 12k blood. a shot to the torso with an M16A2 does 3.5k blood damage. The 6 bullets i put through him should've killed him right away... I don't understand this game anymore...

ouch, that must have sucked for you and your friends. I don't know much about how hackers and scripters are doing what they are doing, but i think much of it can be blamed on the shitty anti-cheat they're using with the game. I had a bit more luck lately, haven't seen a hacker in weeks on the DE servers.

AND FINALLY! a new episode!

yeah, shit like that is really frustrating, those people are ruining the game and should all die in a fire.

KARMA, SUCKERS!

Uncle CyanidC has some new Story to tell you kids, sit down and enjoy. Event 11 I had a Bicycle, a Tent and everything else to feel well and good on my way in DayZ, but everything changed when the scripter-nation came! Little joke aside, I spawned in today south of Novy to do some recording for my Let's Play (Link in Signature) and what do i have to deal with as soon as i plan on moving? 2 people teleporting out of nowhere, starting to spam grenades all over the place, i don't know HOW i survived it but i just legged it after shooting one of the scoundrels in the torso 8 times. Now, my Tent is gone, My bike is gone and all i have left is a thirst for vengance. I log onto a different server, still trying to record some footage for my Let's play (you know where) and as soon as i get into Stary, i get shot in the belly by some bandit that i didn't see comming into town. I hid behind a military tent and bandaged, he was stupid enough to come around the corner and look for me, before he even could aim i suck atleast 30 shots into him. If you couldn't tell that i'm angry by the ammount of ammo i pumped into him, well, there you go. He dropped and left the server, but now i had half of Stary's rotting population after me so i ran up the hill, into the trees to lose them. After i did that, i went back into town, looted me some more ammo for my M16A2 and went to his corpse, i nearly JUMPED from happyness when i saw what he had with him. NVG, GPS,Map,Compass,Rangefinder,Coyote Backpack and some other usefull loot. First i thought i had killed a Sciddie, but it didn't make much sense, why would he have only a shitty M1911? Or why wasn't he invincible... Anyways, i took his shit and made my way towards some bushes where i could log out peacefully. For once, Karma worked FOR me in this game. SUCK IT PEOPLE!

New Episode!

Yeah, he also asked me if he should fake some scenes for my let's play for me, i declined and after i turned off the camera i reported him to an Admin.

I am not defending a combat logger, he, by the very definition, was none. My post is also not about defending any of the "loggers" actions, It's about marking OP as a complete imbacile that would more likely shoot himself in the leg than anything else in this game, creating a thread to whine in without even knowing simple facts about the game. And just because he looked into OPs direction, doesn't mean he actually saw him. Do you think someone with an AS50 that just got annoyed by a bizarro-Robin Hood would just leave? Even if he had eyes on this very target? Without fireing a single shot? Then you also believe in the tooth-fairy...