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Nice story. Love the interesting things that can happen in DayZ. Personally, as soon as the firing started I'd have hopped into the drivers seat and made a break for it in the car. You'd almost certainly get wasted but at least they'd have to put a few holes in their car. Hehe, me too! Ordinarily I'd just shoot the first guy I laid eyes on and go down in a blaze of glory but now I'm thinking I'd probably comply just to see what happens.

If you have time to use a calculator like that you've clearly done something right and so are probably quite a good sniper. IMO.

Mk.48 G17 All the gear please but if I could only pick one from that list I'd take the NVG's. I suppose a Bison in the backpack would be handy for when I need to despatch zombies on the quiet.

No, it's not a game suited to all people. I have a few friends I play games like L4D with but I have not bothered recommending DayZ to them. Many simply don't have the patience

Hmm, as far as trolls go it's not bad. We're on to page 2 already so it has a modicum of skill but there's still some fundamental flaws that many amateur trolls often exhibit. I'd give it a 4/10 as far as trolling attempts go.

Shoulda jumped out and found another server as soon as he got teleported the first time. Just hanging around in the same server waiting for the hackers to fuck with you is asking for trouble.

Hmmm, thus far: Best: Cruising the streets of Chernarus with my pals in our little car that we'd worked hard to fix. Worst: Having the above car taken off us by hackers about 10 minutes after we got it running.

I'm a DayZ girly. No idea if it stays people's trigger finger but my current character is over 2 weeks old now (playing every other night or so) and I haven't been shot at.... Playing as a geezer previously I have been ventilated on a regular basis.

We seemed to be charmed when it comes to GPS's. Our happy little band of three have found 5 or 6 in the last couple of weeks. Shame the other two keep dying and losing them. What we cannot seem to find is NVG's or rangefinders.

I play it as a survival game. I don't mind a bit of PvP but I don't particularly care for the instant KoS attitude that pervades all of DayZdom. I'd have much more fun if there were more friendly interactions but then I don't really expect everyone to do what I think is fun so I don't like to complain too much.

Had most of the guns in the game and (nearly) all of the equipment but have still yet to find any NVG's or rangefinders.

I've found a couple but can never be arsed lugging them around so I just set them in the woods somewhere and leave them. Do they survive server resets?

I say Day Zed but frequently lapse into Day Zee after watching too many vids.

Sounds like a pretty clever and effective system to me. Good effort.

Why would you go to Berezino from Bor with a broken leg? Surely Cherno is closer?