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Conkykillz
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Everything posted by Conkykillz
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If you are Unarmed and New to this game than the Op poses a threat to you, Zhrooms you are at the Top of the 10 most laughed at idiotic, No Skilled, Bandit Wannabe, Douche bag, Show Pony "look at me", Wanker, Self Deluded, Duping, Server Hoping, and Alt f4 specialist. But apart from all that you seem like a nice naa total fuckwit who thinks there shit don't stink :emptycan:
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Well Excuse me the game is no where near as "Boring" as this post, please refrain from whinging as no one gives a shit
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Don't forget the good old trusty light dispersion unit always comes in handy blinded many a bandit
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Just make sure you don't tie them to your bumper Will there be tins of Pal and what happens if i eat the Pal instead of :beans:
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Lots of vehicles, what to do?
Conkykillz replied to Welch (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
See it's that easy i will take the red one third from the left do you take :beans: -
Lots of vehicles, what to do?
Conkykillz replied to Welch (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dayz Caryard just beside the firestation in Electro you sound like you could sell cars B) -
Head to Electro with a Lee Enfield get in the middle of town and ring the dinner bell and try and survive if the Zombies don't kill you everyone else will have a crack good luck
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Climb a tree idea, for hiding, scouting and sniping
Conkykillz replied to decoman's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Grieving tool for so called wannabe "Bandits" who camp up on a hill and shoot everyone sorry no thanks. I am all for pvp but i don't rate Snipers :emptycan: -
Wow thats um.... change the channel Marge
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You get that terrible feeling...
Conkykillz replied to zak757's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Drop my :beans: and hide :D -
Thinking of getting DayZ, need help
Conkykillz replied to tals975's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Don't buy it you have a life enjoy the outdoors wish i could go outside damn you Dayz -
stuck in ocean. please help
Conkykillz replied to illuminati.doffy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Try and hit respawn it is disabled but if you are quick enough you can hit it. Move your cursor to the right of respawn and soon as you hit esc hit enter it may take a few times but you got nothing to lose hope this helps :beans: -
Hunting Game for food is too easy
Conkykillz replied to renegade9x's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We have already got Rabits now thats hunting when you are about to pass out blurry vision two full clips later ahh a steak now wheres my matches damn :lol: -
Sounds like someone needs a hug come here come on i won't bite there, there everything will be alright fuck it group hug come everybody give this poor sole a hug :rolleyes:
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I too generaly don't kill fresh spawns unless they don't listen when i tell them too back up and keep away from me. I don't trust anyone any sudden moves and BAM bandage and painkillers thankyou i will on the other hand do onto others what they have done too me if you kill me for a thrill i will try and return the favor fresh spawn or not "The old broken leg in the middle of nowhere trick" Also snipers love hunting snipers that will test you if they are any good
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FUCK Yeah Ballz out mofo's
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Just Enjoy the moment cause it wont last long :D remember never get attached "my precious"
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Day 100... What's the longest you've survived?
Conkykillz replied to McK315's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
More like you haven't played since June come on people we want proof screen shot at least i find it very hard to believe with the hacking and everthig else that someone could survive that long unless you lay there and your friend brings you supplies :emptycan: -
How about a Hatchet in the back for everthing :D
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If you put three together you could Choke a Sturgeon :D
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well that was fun while it lasted
Conkykillz replied to That1neguy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Whaa Whaa Whaa Blah Blah Blah Fucking Germ STFU & GTFO you disgust all of us with your whiny weak logic and pathetic excuses "it was fun while it Lasted" It still is for the rest of us True Survivors who don't need to script to Kill GOOD RIDDANCE to you Crappy Little Script Kid -
No it is just a myth i too found a radio but Alas no mysterious signal much to my dismay ran around climbed the tower nothing zero zilch :(
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Advise the too turn their Brightness down :P
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Why do you like being a bandit?
Conkykillz replied to Colten (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Flashlights simple you can't just have one once you start you just can't stop need more Flashlights i want YOURS i will trade a hatchet in the back for your flashlight :D
