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Conkykillz

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  1. Conkykillz

    I would like to appeal my golbal bann please

    Wait for Standalone and DON'T let you Brother,sister,cousin,next door neighbour, some random guy,any one named lewis, use your Computer
  2. Conkykillz

    How do I start a game?

    Dayzcommander will solve all your problems just download official link
  3. Conkykillz

    NAPKINHEAD is a tw*t

    Drinking and Posting don't mix
  4. Pinch myself irl, then take a shit in game
  5. I think that they should add an elusive "rhinoceros" so that we could hunt and kill the fucking thing, then we could use it's head as a trophy and wear it around till the next person kills you for the Rhino head. One only per server and he who has the Head is Da Man
  6. Conkykillz

    IM A BIRD

    Actually it does matter cause some birds can't fly, Can you fly?
  7. Conkykillz

    IM A BIRD

    What sort of Bird?
  8. Conkykillz

    Trouble playing DayZ on another computer.

    Sorry see Battleye nothing we can do here
  9. Conkykillz

    Not sure if I'm smart or stupid.

    Nope no self bloodbagging just use search and you will see it has been discussed to death
  10. Conkykillz

    Combat Logging

    Death Logging is Rampant and out of control as well, Really Really pisses me off and i think you are LAME if you do it !!! To the Victor goes the Spoils
  11. Conkykillz

    Side Chat Blues

    What are the most annoying Questions that piss you off on sidechat? #5. Can i get a lift #4. Are there any Friendlies #3. Any one want to team up #2. When does the server restart Drum Roll #1. Is anyone in "Cherno,Electro,Balota" These questions make my eyes bleed please add your favorites to the list Ohh and Death Rants you got too love them
  12. Just one thing you forgot is "Patience" don't just run in, otherwise BAM thirty min walk for nothing
  13. Conkykillz

    [Stand Alone] What do you want in standalone?

    Hi to SteaknPotatos over @ Balota Buddies.
  14. Sucked in you Hacking peice of Shit Good Riddence lolololol :D
  15. Cool story, now where was i that's right enjoying the game sorry but you will not be missed <_< Have you tried Warz
  16. Well obviously you were not downloading Porn were you Naughty Little boy you
  17. Conkykillz

    Exremaly unlikely shot in game

    WTF? is Exremaly
  18. Conkykillz

    This JUST happened

    Why Log ? Embrace the Hate, This is why i only play PvP they can scream all they want
  19. G17 straight to backpack, you would not be telling this tale of woe
  20. Conkykillz

    Why are people so hostile???

    Bad English and shit phrases = DEATH You did a good deed today sir
  21. Conkykillz

    Is it still possible to play as a female?

    Just put on a dress and a wig and away you go girlfriend ;)
  22. Conkykillz

    Banned For No Reason In My First Game

    Rage much, by the way you carried on i would say your mum bought you this game :emptycan:
  23. Conkykillz

    SA:Dancing

    Yes please explain more :huh: I would more likely shoot you in the frigging head if i saw you dancing
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