deus_drone

Good work on the 900 hours. I decided to make things interesting for myself. On my Regular character I am now only rocking a stab proof vest, hunting pack, all black clothes (yes I have the riders leather jacket) and the Colt Python .357 with a ton of speed loaders!! I have in my back pack my press vest and am looking to gift it to someone in the near future.

today, yesterday, day before that. I will spend anywhere from 15 mins to an hour online.

My Character has been alive since 24th of Jan

I have started going outside as Children are creeping into all games I play. I hate parents too. next time you see a child in the street. Kick it in the gusts and cause some internal bleeding. I am meaning the 10yr olds to 14yr olds. 15yr olds punch in the throat and anything up the age of 18 just shoot to kill. Yes I have no children nor do I care for them. If you cannot remember the MSN gaming zone, I hate your generation.

I hate Children, If you are reading this and you are under the age of 18 Go Die, don't care how, just do it. If I KOS, I stand over their Corpse and I say "Sorry dude it was you or me" 12yr olds rant because Daddy beats them and they need an outlet.

The waiting for features and content between patches is what kills me, sadly I am playing several early access games!! I am a sucker for punishment and disappointment.

Must have thought this was the WarZ Zing!

Your wish list scares me

Yeah just had a run around Stary and Novy, the lag/desync seems to be gone but the server refresh time is like 1min. I guess that is the price we pay from now on which I am happy with.

I can no longer see any servers online. I am gonna trouble shoot the issue as a local fault at my end but will keep you up to date EDIT: right when I posted this I alt tabbed back in and there they are LOLOLOLOL

If only it was as simple as that.

All too true. My bad luck that two of my early access games in one week got broken due to patches LOL sucks to be me, I am about to venture outside. Wish me luck.

damn I just jumped in 3 times over the last day and a bit since the patch and every time it results in doors not opening after 5mins, then 3/4 zombies being right on top of me (like a desync) and me running for my life not knowing why zombies are bending space time (I don't ask questions, they are dead so whom am I to question if they can also teleport) She's pretty bad at the moment.

bet it will be 1 rock

yeah I am confident enough to say the sounds are not locally around me within 1km so there must be a bug that is causing the distance to become greater. it is no big issue, just something for the dev's to eventually look into.

Hahahaha me too, it is hilarious once you realise what is making the sound though. Makes you think twice about shooting one....

They Bend space and time, don't mess with the rabbits. They also growl at you Be warned of the Ware-Rabbit.

I hope you guys like, and pass it around the community as I hope it gets more people into DayZ and looting towns they are yet to travel to.

Just another note (yes double post) if you watch past 35 seconds you get to see the intro I made.

I stock up on Water then Think what the masses have just done, I.E. go for all the major towns. So it then run to a back water town in the middle of no where and Zing I survive.

Hi, Without being mean I think you are out of luck and this might not be the game for you. They are developing this game with one map and this map will be being developed and added to over a long period of time (years, not exaggerating) So I would suck it up and learn to love it as I promise the game play gets better the more you learn. If you find that you are getting frustrated and annoyed because you are dying this is a good thing and just power through it as you are learning about the game and how it works. Yes the Map is massive but I can go from east to west in around 30mins running at full speed when my character has eaten and drunk plenty. If you give up you merely are depriving yourself of the ability to learn something new. If you want a smaller map they will not be catering to you for many years and even then it most likely wont happen. I mean this with all sincerity, power through the frustrating times and learn from it and this will make you a master of this game eventually.

OK The Bleeding works like this. When you start (new Character) your character is starving and thirsty. If you are hit in this period it is 50/50 if you will bleed. When you eat and drink to the point where you are deemed healthy that percentage drops drastically (I duno how much by) I have tested this very thoroughly just running around doing some PVE and generally messing around. So when you are healthy it is very difficult to make you bleed by a zombie. A bullet however is a different story.

That was really well done!

battle eye will just do what they did last time. They will let them use their hacks. they think its fine why battle eye collects information. then battle eye mass bans, hackers/scripters aint the sharpest tools in the shed, herp derp I gotta hack because I am too stupid to figure out this game. Games are hard so I make it easy. Then we'll get 1million and 1 threads asking why they were banned, they weren't cheating 'cry cry cry' then all will be good in the world again.

I am on the Experimental and looks like I got a wipe or /unknown death.