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As if every single stupid jerk somethinggayandawful member duping NVGs and other highend look wasn't enough, now they're laughing about hacking. Pretty sure we know who to blame for all of Rocket's problems. Thread is here: (The jerk is called "Slamscooty" He is a raging dick head.) http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2886637&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=258

In case anyone hasn't been reading the thread on SA, "wuat" here is "Slamscooty" there. I.E. - someone that nuked Cherno repeatedly and destroyed hundreds, if not thousands, of hours of work for people that did nothing other than dare to try to enjoy a game fairly. I never got hit myself, cause I've been too busy prepping for some things, but my little brother did get hit in one of the attacks, and ended up pretty upset. Then again, if you read further back in that thread, SA goons think making kids cry is just fine and dandy, like liquor and candy. It's just how they roll. (Fucking retarded.) Rocket - please ban wuat as soon as possible. He deserves nothing less. He may not be Hitler himself, but he's just as bad as Goebbles.

It was probably some damn LLJK goon thinking he was funny.

I didn't compare anyone to Hitler himself. That would be silly. I compared goons not police stating their ranks to Germans saluting Hitler. See the difference, you banned LLJK moron?!? And before someone brings it up as they have in the past - using exploits in a game is wrong. I don't give a shit if you pass the information on to the developers. You're cheating . Cheating yourself, others, and the community at large. Besides, it's a well known fact that the LLJK goons are still duping constantly, and others are still nuking servers. And even if you were trying to justify your outright horrendous stupidity by letting developers know what you're doing so that the exploits can be patched - it's still wrong to keep doing it. You'd be the Dayz equivalent of Vichy French. Well, Pepe Le Pew, sure I was cheating like a dickhead non stop and my actions resulted in the loss of thousands of hours of people's hard earned beans and fun, but now that it's been patched out, we're cool right? Fucking wrong! You will be lined up against the wall. If my time in ROTC has taught me anything at all, it's respect for the rules. That, and the FACT that my enemies deserve NO QUARTER. Just like a fucking no good bum. I will always remember, but I will never forget.

Laugh it up, cunts. Your time against the wall will come. And the hardcore legit Dayz community will laugh and laugh.

And for the record, I prefer playing night servers, and I don't have NVGs. I like that I have to pop flares, knowing that I'm a damn beacon for anyone watching. Increases my paranoia ten fold. Like the time I went to court high as shit.

Amazing evidence you got there.

I pooped in Mt. Dew can once. Now it tastes like piss and smells like shit.

Uhh' date=' what the fuck? Did you just say statistics can't be applied to things that are percentile based? Do you realize how incredibly retarded that is? AGAIN FUCKING NO. DO THE MOTHERFUCKING MATH YOURSELF. 1000 trials = 1 - (0.9989^1000) = 0.66733039 = 66.7% 66.7% is not greater than 100% you stupid cunt. Please just fucking stop. See, CrossShade? See what you've done by being dumb? He blew a fuse.

Do the Dew! Then do the most inane topic ever! YOU A WINNAR!

Thanks for starting a thread to tell us you're not butt hurt. Methinks you protest too much.

Pretty sure most of the hackers are straight. Hope that helps.

Oh?

No. You guys clicked "hide body" by accident.

You clicked "hide body" by accident.

Gonna get kicked off that server so damn fast. I only hope I can hide the body before the kick/ban.

Sometimes it's a bigfoot farting. That's when I say "Oh No, FUCK THAT NOISE" and log out for the day.

Can I be your first (openly) gay team member?

Well, if you want to know what I think.... A bloo bloo bloo bloo.

Gay people can survive the apocalypse too you know. Or pedos from Reddit.

Piss's what?

Sweet S.T.A.L.K.E.R. / DayZ slash fic, dude.

Apology accepted, I guess. Next time just kill all the goons.

Lol. Hitting buttons is hard.