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I found a hummer today. I spent a good 2 hours running people over with it. I didnt die so I drove into the woods and logged. I will repeat tomorrow.

But you can put the rocket launcher in your backpack. That way you still have both!

That was awesome. I want to kidnap people. Enslave them, torture them. Eventually they'll end up with Stockholm syndrome. Thanks for sharing!

Me too. But it all started because I have been shot on sight so much. Even killing fresh spawns feels good now.

Just spawned. Heard a chopper overhead. The chopper landed not too far away. I walked over to the landing site. I saw a guy laying prone near the chopper. I thought, "this is cool. My first 5 minutes playing and I am getting a ride in the chop---BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Still there and BRIGHT. Easy to spot from a heli at night with NVG.

Just bumped a barrier (open door of crashed Humvee) at 5 mph ish in my UAZ. All 4 glass, body, all 4 wheels, fuel, and engine need repair. Must just be that the UAZ is made of paper machet?

Since auto repair is patched these things are like operating a vehicle made of fine china. Hit a twig and all 4 tires, fuel tank, body, and glass is damaged. I nearly killed myself hitting a picket fence at 5mph in the UAZ. I know this has been touched on in other threads, but come on man, this is absurd. Toughen these things up by 800%!

Got any bear traps?

I want the satchel instead of the rockets because of the remote detonation capabilities. You can go boom without giving up your location. I want to Bobbie trap something. I haven't used the launcher yet, but judging from the YouTube videos I've watched they are minimally effective against infantry as they are not HE rounds. Anyway, GPS and satchel acquired. Safe and honest transaction from reaper 3.

Name your price. I have rocket launcher with ammo, nvg, as50, svd camo, L85, ghillie, soldier clothing. mk48, m240, m4ccosd. You name it.

Remove ALL weapons and add guitars and castanets. That way we could all just jam together. On a serious note: DON'T remove snipers. That would be stupid. Seriously.

I want to be able to eat in the vehicles again. My kids eat in my cars. I want to be able to fire weapons from vehicles, drive by style.

I'm down for cruise control and airbags.

Not sure, but the spawn points need to be found out! I must have the little bird!