PwnCaiks101

I think on our server we have some hackers on,the admin is my friend and i dont think he knows how to get the GUID to report them, Names:Ascension/Bwnage/Rotton/Liberate are the possible hackers Proof: A previous spot we spotted them at had a spawn of 4 civilian clothing/1 ghille suit Really high status guns were found on them we shot them all out of their GAZ Patrol Coyote backpacks on all of them Possibilitys : They may have found a ammo box on a server but im not sure about how they got the GAZ Since ammo crates dont spawn in backpacks i suggest thats why they have low status backpacks and why theres 4 civilian suits and only 1 left over ghillie. Guessing the script they have spawned in 5 of everything and one of the guns,i seen crates carry numerous numbers of weapons. Post your statements below please. How does our admin get their GUID We j

I think on our server we have some hackers on,the admin is my friend and i dont think he knows how to get the GUID to report them, Names:Ascension/Bwnage/Rotton/Liberate are the possible hackers Proof: A previous spot we spotted them at had a spawn of 4 civilian clothing/1 ghille suit Really high status guns were found on them we shot them all out of their GAZ Patrol Coyote backpacks on all of them Possibilitys : They may have found a ammo box on a server but im not sure about how they got the GAZ Since ammo crates dont spawn in backpacks i suggest thats why they have low status backpacks and why theres 4 civilian suits and only 1 left over ghillie. Guessing the script they have spawned in 5 of everything and one of the guns,i seen crates carry numerous numbers of weapons. Post your statements below please. How does our admin get their GUID EDIT EDIT!: THE SAME PEOPLE JUST GOT IN TWO FULLY REPAIRED HELIS AND CAME RIGHT OVER US! GODDAM!

I never was able to get a kill,the shock of a man being this far out and the randomness of me approaching him was well worth 30 seconds it took me to write that, plus i forgot to say he aimed at me i thought i would get injured. And thanks wrath ;D

Lol no im typing this RIGHT after it,i had the dayz fourms open while ingame on my laptop

I still had my adrenline pumping

All i see are the same stories about shooting someone and i think all my stories get deleted :3 So let me tell you MAH STORY. So i was like driving with my clan in a blue stoner van then out of no where a heli pops out of the sky from a enemy clan on the server and it poped our tires and we all jump out one of our members grab the M136 in the back and blows the heli to scrap ;D they had NVG and M4s and stuffs one of them had a M107 and a Mk ;D ;D ;d ; D ;D ;D thanks for da loot newbs 123456789

Show her brah

Horseshit is a known way to get rid of teen zits,ITS L33T BRAH

Thx,give me beans.

Cuz its as cool like my story :3

I spent s0 l0ng 0n this!

Kthx give me beans br0

I was playing DayZ with my clan just got back from a very sucessful long run,and then i go to the lobby to relog,when i press OK it gets stuck there ,mouse,animation everything. I try to relaunch it and i cant seem to launch it , when the 10 or 8 square loading screen is done it says error: The handle is invalid, i restart my PC and rerun it,same thing i try to launch normal Arma2 from sixlauncher then again from steam NOTHING. Just the same error,please give me a reply im on skype with my clan right now

This is the bandit fourms,so im asking im stuck at Pik Kozlova with low ammo for my AKS47 Kobra with low blood,i really need those beans to get me back up and going. PS. Im asking only because everyone knows that only survivors carry beans,like you cant find beans in towns,only on players.

Sounds ingenius

I cant figure out the problem,i have a GT Geforce 430 and only 2 GB of RAM,is the 2 GB of RAM my problem?

Nope,im sure only players carry beans. Why do you think theres so much murder? :3 and im on the mountain with a Kobra with very low ammo,i dont think i can use a M249 or a sniper out of no where :D thanks for the support doh'

August 4th, 2:30 AM me and a couple of friends were on a DayZ server,we were at the NWAF airfield and sucessfuly raided the barracks and find a pair of NVG and 2 M4A1s that we took After leaving the NWAF to head to Zelengorsk to see if the office had any food for us we saw a humvee driving at us at maximum speed on a dirt path and we opened fire with our M4A1s and the driver slumped over dead and the car swerved into a tree being badly damaged. After checking for other survivors we looked in the back of the car to find 3 AS50 with a ton of mags,3 tents,10 sandbags, 4 NVGs and rangerfinders and A Mk16 mod 0 (not sure if i spelt it right ) and on the body of the driver who was unnamed he had a G3 and a weird Takistan woman skin in some package like the ghillie and camo suits,we joked around as we looked in the loot and one of our members wore the ladies suit. After looting Zelengorsk and killing a Takistan NPC that had the same model as the skin we picked up, not because we didt like Takistan ladies,just it scared the shit out of us. Around 3 AM a very large aircraft came above us that looked circular and then we all floated up in the air and we all blacked out some how (like in ACE when carrying too much) and we woke up in the debug fields forcing us to respawn :( Dam aliens

Wait why is this posted here?

So was basicly happened is earlier today i had a AKUS-74Kobra,a backpack full of steaks,4 wire kits and a tent. And i was looking for a place to call camp ,which would be my 9th attempt to make a camp down,well i was behind Pik Kolaza,the very large mountain between the two main port cities. I was ready to make camp that instant,but i wanted to head to the top of the mountain to check my security. And what i come across is a very large camp on top of the mountain. What happened next is that a hacker made me go into the surrendering mode and i was stuck there he then droped his AS50 to hit me a hatchet,and i went flying into heaven. Am i destined to never make a camp. frownyface

Is it a sin to leave your clan mate on a deserted island and then proceed to have you ship sunk so theres no way to save him?

I like this man

So we should make a extension of DayZ,where we remove all the zombies,guns,melee weapons. Besides beans and tin cans,and we can sell that for 15 dollars,to help raise money for the DayZ team (Oh and increase the map size by x4km :D ) But in all serious-ly-ness we need to remove guns from the game,their too overpowered Dont forgot to leave your suggestions :D

Challenge accepted, I thought that was already made on the reddit/4chan fourms

Ok so,lets make this short. I was in the middle of map,i dont know where,just near a village . I had no map on me,stocked with a AKS Kobra and a CZ rifle (My favorite) and a M9 SD,a Coyote backpack and much more. So i see this man called Benson running down the road,i needed his beans so i shot him,and had a small funeral for him on the road. After retreating to the woods,eating i found a dirt path and decided to follow it. Soon after i see a large city atleast half a click away,following the path still,i hear that i aggro'ed a zombie,i turn around thinking hes behind me, yes he is. Only one zombie i shoot him with my M9 SD. Then out of no where a zombie falls down where im facing. I know hes falling because he is in a standing pose and just lands on the ground then MAULS me and in one hit im knocked out lost all my blood and then dead. The second story "Crowbar adventures" is only extra and short because i felt my first one was too dumb,anyway after 3 hours of trying me and my friend meet up in Cherno and we were about to leave with Coyote backpacks,Lee enfield,pistols then we we aggro'ed a few zombies,all in mistake my friend Gyro punched me in the back with a crowbar and instantly i go down,one shot. Not even knocked out. Luckily i spawned right near Cherno