MightyLampshade
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Say in chat that the magic bus is picking up passengers
MightyLampshade posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Me and a friend did this. We beeped the horn and passed through several towns, before saying we would meet on a hill outside a town. Guy stood up beside us, I jumped out and shot him in the face. He raged super hard. He cried in chat and my reasoning was "You didn't have a ticket to ride on the magic bus". He raged something shocking. -
I think it should be possible to craft/create wheelchairs for when the moment comes that your friend/partner breaks their legs by running down the stairs. I think two tires and scrap metal should be enough. Then you can wheel them about until you find some morphine, or run into some zombies, in which case you can let them roll down the hill like some Hot Wheels cars.
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Say in chat that the magic bus is picking up passengers
MightyLampshade replied to MightyLampshade's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Of course he had beans. As well as several painkillers as I might add. To be fair, it's hard to trust anyone when you have a fully functional bus on a server. Everyone wants in -.- That guy just got unlucky.. -
Improvement upon wheelchairs for obese people
MightyLampshade posted a topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Hello there. Perhaps you read my previous thread on implementing wheelchairs for our comrades who fell down some stairs or got beaten up by a door. For our obese friends out there, I propose the ELECTRIC wheelchair. This would involve two tires, scrap metal, and some form of battery or tail rotor (don't ask me how it works). Thus, you could create an electric wheelchair, to carry your friend as well as your stuff. The uses of this electric wheelchair are infinite. Perhaps you would use them as a mule. Perhaps as a ride. Maybe even as bait as you let their batteries run out in the middle of Cherno. Who knows. All I know is that the electric wheelchair would be more valuable than the magic bus. -
Okay, I've thought about this for the past 5 minutes. How the hell do I open my tin of beans? I honestly and truely think a tin opener should be implemented. A hunting knife is obviously too messy to open a tin, and I doubt the average Heinz Beans Tin has an opening device that can be operated by your finger (like a tin of cat food). So, I put forward my idea. Tin openers. You kill other players for their tin opener (since you can't open yours). I think this would add a whole new element of play to the game (perhaps even implement a tin opening minigame, or perhaps a tin opener durability. Imagine that, half-way through opening a tin of beans and it breaks. What do you do. Cry? Get eaten? Starve? Who knows.)
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Okay, if you were suffering from severe blood loss, do you think you'd be able to keep a clear enough mind to perform a blood transfusion in reality? More than likely, you'd be delirious, as well as on the verge of passing out. Performing a solo blood transfusion would most likely cause more harm than good.
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How to open my tin of beans
MightyLampshade replied to MightyLampshade's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
But you need to find the knife first. So what will it be. The tin opener or a knife? :o Plus the knife has the risk of creating a high risk sharp object, where you may cut yourself and bleed to death. -
How to open my tin of beans
MightyLampshade replied to MightyLampshade's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
What if your fingers were bitten off by a zed?