tigerww2

(lisp) hey guysh wanna givesh me yoower kewool helikawpter sho i cansh shteal it? lolsh thanksh

looking for a can of beans please help im starving to death pm me we can negotiate i have bandaids too

stfu ho

CHRIST mate yo bumped 8 times in a day

he probably remembered where it was came back and took it :3

i agree with this

ok so like me and my buddies were going to berenzino to get avehicle and we find a scoobyvan its missing one wheel at the gas station, and my 3 of 5 budies go off to go get some wheels so me and my comrade dillon are here at the gas station, i have an 870 and he has a revolver then we hear brmmmmmm vrummm then wouldnt ya know it, a fuckin offroad pickup comes flyin' down the hill and parks in the gas station a ghillie guy with an l85 TWS hops out im like OH SHIT cuz he turned and was about to shoot is i blasted some slugs in his ass and he fell back onto his truck, dead. then i go over to loot the body when BAM a bullet lands next to me im like OH SHIT SNIPER then like 2 seconds later we hear bam from an m107 yeah? so we're thinking 'oh we're fucked man' so we hide behind the gas station and wait for our buddies to come back and help and all of a sudden rounds come flying through the wall of the building just over us, and after a few mins it stops so we think we're in the clear so we go and start looting the truck. for some reason it was full of knives and turns out we killed the server admin then when our back is turned his buddy comes around the building, l85 in hand and cuts us down

so i was running around with me and my comrades Craig, Cody, Dillon, and Nick and the server said in a bit "server going down for matenince" so Cody and Nick logged off the game because they were lagging and me and Craig were messing around and playing with our pistols, shooting zombies and all of a sudden i got banned Admin ban: (No birds allowed))

well I HAD NOT AN AS 50 TWS my sig is a joke

i dont suck

P.O.R.N.

heh heh, sure.

dayz commander - search - check PLAYERS - enter their name - join server

heres the riddle i have two coins, that equal 15 cents and one is not a nickel. waht are they.

i found a pile of PDW SD's in the northern barracks on a pub server, so yeh probably hacked in. golden revolvers dont spawn in legitimately.

damn dude you didnt have to kill him you could just go your seperate ways

damn dude those are balla guns, keep em I say. but yea what aparasprite said, they arent' very logical to have tho

Why is a sub-machine gun, sub? it's a smaller form of a machine gun, firing pistol rounds Why are light machine guns not called rifles? Or are they? they fire rifle rounds at a rate higher than a rifle, there for they are machine guns Is a sniper rifle just an assault rifle with a better scope? no, it fires battle-rifle caliber rounds otherwise it's a scoped assault rifle Is a pwd an ouzi and if so, why isn't it called that? is it a sub-machine gun? Or is different because it's smaller? it classifies as a smg. they didnt call it uzi... idk why lol Why is an 1911 sometimes called a glock and a g17 also called a glock? they're not What's the difference between the shot guns and rifles - OR - are all long guns riles, even if they're shot guns, assault rifles, sniper rifles or other? shotguns fire pellets and slugs, rifles fire rifle bullets. no, but most are. Does anyone know a good, serious website for information on guns? lol no

dick

(sniff) it was a cool September day in Chernogorsk, i was venturing in to get some beans from the local grocerer. i had my M4A1 in my hands, when i heard flies. i came into a building to check out the body, when a guy comes down the stairs with an MK48. i hear him shout "friendly" over side chat i look at him he puts his gun down and i take aim at his head, narrow my eyes and take the shot. hes dead before he can move.

waht is wtb

bad, what if you want to be a stealth bandit or betray your team and blame it on someone else?

my offer: the trading forum

you noob

yeah ill play ill PM you mah skype