Anemosology

Welcome back to: A Bush-Wookie and His 'Choppah. The part of the show where Chewbacca brags to all his non 1337 wookie colleagues. and so begins the tale...

I can help you out.

I'M OUT OF BEEAAAANSSS!!!! This thread is win.

I'd rather get hackers removed or stand-alone faster than doggies.

I might like to play. Tip: If you're a fresh-spawn, carefully rushing the main towns can be rewarding, especially when you have nothing to lose. Find a Clan to help you out at first. Be borderline unhealthily cautious. Caution never killed anyone in DayZ.

I'd be interested in ye band of sailors, what be the requirements cap'n? Thar be an age requirement among ye lackeys, this much be true, no?

Maybe a strike system for self-defense? Like the game notifying one strike added, and next person killed will result in a second strike, then if the two bodies were looted thoroughly, then at the second kill you get the magic turban.

Wow, you must be the strong silent type I head about! Better steer clear of you cool kids! But seriously, do you find yourself any better runing the time of other people or is this what you feed on? and, why can't you handle an added challenge? Must be easy for you if you're insisting on sounding cool on the internet.

This... This is what seperates boys from men.

While ideally it is good on paper, we don't know if script kiddies will specifically DDOS people just to kill them later, resulting in a sort of bypass of the general ban route. Also people who lag bad, or if server shuts down, there's a few problems with that, sadly.

I can join, I'm a bit more 'trigger-happy' than normal, but I tend to try to show kindness to those willing to accept it. I do have experience in the game, if you mean coastal towns and general things like looting and stuff. I generally run as solo or duo bandit rag-tag team, but I'm not big on being a bully.

Narnia. Bear Grylls kind of manly. 1337-1337-1337.

Any weapon can one shot kill to the head. Any. You should ideally aim to the head in all close to mid encounters. The AKM is the strongest of the AK family, which hits harder than the M4 family. The other AK's (like the Ak74u) hit the same as a silenced M4A1. Always headshot if you think you can take the shot. Headshots are you bestest friend in the PvP world. Source: http://dayzdb.com/database/weapon-comparison

Don't do it like this, hand it to someone who is your friend, or a clan leader who could use it. This will only distress and cause chaos.

Man, That's really sad. I hope you can sort this issue out peacefully and effectively.

of all the survivors you could have come across... You came across the '1337' Qu1ck sc0p3 MLG pro Leeroy Enfield wizard. If he doesn't pay you atleast half I will be dissapoint, 689 is no easy feat.

Arma 3 is going to have feature, it was included in a video in which I think A Scar-H had it's sights changed between Holo, acog, and iron sights. Perhaps it could make it's way to DayZ if it uses that engine?

I finally got to join the server in Chernarus, at first thinking of turning a new leaf and becoming Bean-buddies with a survivor I met... That survivor's blood was tainted all over my axe...

Your best bet is group up with clans or group of people outside of meeting them in-game. Chances are that the beanship formed in the council of Riverdell will last longer than the Bandit-Smeagols that roam the path to Mordor NWAF.

I added a bit of creative flavor. You might aswell fix the OP.

The problem is that mercy is taken as weakness in the DayZ apocalyptic world. The moment you pass over a newbie, letting them go ahead and loot around, is the moment you sign the liability waver that this guy will most likely drive an axe into your back. More often than not people run away the moment something pops up in direct chat. Heck, I said friendly once and the guy ran for the hills like I was holding a 50 cal machinegun to his back. I'll admit I've been a killer, as well as a helper, and helping has no reward in the human eye compared to an extra can of beans. It all boils down to fight or flight, in which the nicest players then become the most obscure tree-men of the forest, simply because the civilization of DayZ has become an angry pack of teenage-tryhards trying to be the Internet lone-wolf. The sad thing it works too in Dayz...

I for one, would not mind the inclusion of a Mac OS version. Sure some people have gripes against Apple, but half the people that own Macs hold well on their own. So I say include them as long as hackers and integrity of the game can still be mantained.

First kill was in Balota airfield, by the tents and barwire 'panic box'. I was clearing the towers from their usual loot, when I go down I see a body in the grass. At first I thought it was a dead body of a soldier, then a zombie, but finally it dawned to me that it really was a player, with a drawn Makarov trained at me. I dashed to my left, dodging a four-bullet barrage from the gun, I take shelter behind a tent, seeing in third-person his movements. After a moment of looking for me and to no avail, he goes up the tower to loot. I then took cover in the entrance near the tower. My heart begins to race a little, I inch closer to get a good look if he's going to come down, suddenly a barrage of bullets graze my head, I shrink into the tent for three minutes in a stand-off. I look more cautiously and behold! He was coming down the ladder! So My rambo Axe-totting blood kicks in and I rush him as he is inconvenienced by the ladder animation. Whack! His chest is bruised badly, and yet has no control of the player. Whack! His legs are snapped like burnt flax and he drops like a sack of potatoes. Whack! The axe falls upon the spine of the downed fellow, and my axe's thirst is quenched. Then my rambo blood dissapates and I loot him and run like a giddy little girl.

Chernarus I believe.

Ah, that's a bummer. I knew I wrote it right the first time. Anyways, thanks for considering.