nubcake211

Well, today, just a few mins ago, i underwent my first act as a bandit. I was just at berezino and i found a fishing boat, never seen a boat before, so i took it for a spin, slow as hell, but it did the job as a living Camp, so while i was headed up north to my buddies chopper, some dude with a PXB, the fast boat, came and crashed into me out of nowhere, nothing was damaaged though. I saw he had a dmr on his back, so I knew he had good shit on him. The first thing i did then was say friendly, so i got out of my fishing boat saying its broken now, and got to the shore, during that we conversed a little bit, and after some time, while he was typing, i took my M9SD aimed for his head, and shot him/ Took his PXB, his DMR and an AS50 and other little goodies, including a coyote backpack. Needless to say, felt REAL good after that. And after this success, im prolly gonna stay bandit, but not the dirty kind, a real one, one who doesnt feed on the weak Bambis.

Saw this today, had to post it xD http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5506878_460s_v1.jpg

Quite weird you didnt put Kamikaze in there, I mean, I did that to some dude driving a car near nadezinho, and funnily enough i survived :P

Yo, You have to trust me, he had the upper hand with a DMR and the other gun, So If id had gone 1v1, I obviously would have lost, so I took the easier and much more rewarding route :P

I didn't lol, I Felt like a GOD.

Well yea, I know, i was being a dirty bandit, but that was like a test to see if I can succeed, now that im prepared and stuff, ill do everything in my power to stay clean, plus, i saw gear man, it was like calling me, a telling me to come and take it. So I did what I needed to :P

Well ive tried updating it through six launcher, and it doesnt update, but it goes to the same version, which is 1.62....48 and im trying to update......ive tried downloading the patch installation, but it tells me wrong cd key :/ any ideas?

Well me and my buddies gave out 2 vehicles today, a bus, and a Motrocyle, the bus had like 3 jerry cans in it and the motorcyle was bare. But I felt so epic, that I willl be doing more giveaways. I play on the EU 777 server, its private hive, so you know, kinda better than normal server :D GLOAT/SERVER ADVERTISEMENT :D

Just happened to me "Holy shit, its a chopper, giving me a lift........ its not giving me a lift, holy fucking shit ahhhhhhhhhh" *Chopper crashes into me*

Well, I Usually play on a hive, and lately ive felt that i dont really have the need for all the weps i have, so can I like trade with other people, normal people? or is it only i can trade with people on the server i play on? or just people who transfer from other hives? Anyways, if any1 still wants em, I can trade em if you want to join the server i play on :D FN FAL Night vision FN FAL Normal M14 AIM PP Bizon SD All 4 come with ammo :)

"Thanks for the pick up ma......."

Well, this was unexpected :/

I Have a tent I could sell, not really asking for alot :D

I can gives you makarov and like 10 mags :D What can I have in return?

Well, today is the 4th or 5th day in DayZ and today was the first day i was actually playing good, I defended my self and killed some people, Found a fully functioning ATV and picked up my friend. Our goal was to fin decent weapons, so we went to the NWAF, We decided to look in the barrack, and all of a sudden, theres this dude with an AS 50 Thermal(wut) and hes spawning like 50 zombies on us, even though it almost killed us, we scavenged for badages and ended up killing the horde, and right when we thought it was over, he killed just like that, no shooting, i just died. I am Pissed. Anyways, whats your first encounter with hackers?

Lucky Punk! xD Yea I know, I reported him on the server site :D

Whenever i connect to a server, it just shows my a wait sign where im dead and the sand timer thingie isnt moving or showing and progress, it just does that whenever i connect, i cant press anything, not even escape and respawn or anything, it just sits there. Any help?

bump.

Well it the green part never moves, and its just showing the game running behind the hourglass, the blooddrop sign is blinking. I cant press or do anything, just stare at the screen. I even deleted a profile and made a new one, is there anyway to restart, like as in respawn, i did die though before,a dn it showed me the respawn screen i pressed abort and disconnected. Anything more?