Rage VG

Please do not assume the voice of one speaks for all, especially when that voice says something largely disagreeable.

^This. It has gone on sale about 10 times in the past 4 months, going as low as £15.

Speak to BattlEye, we can't help you.

Surprisingly, I've never seen a sheep in person in my life. What about the sick? The elderly? The stupid (And I mean criminally stupid), the unaware, the children? I'm pretty sure that if there was an apocalypse, being overweight beats those things in some way. What's good being thinner if you're bedridden, or too weak to climb a flight of stairs, or have no idea how to unlock a door, or have no idea there's even an apocalypse going on until you're stuck in an office with hundreds of the dead, or if you're just cowering in the corner, hoping your elders aren't actually dead? Sure, being fat isn't a plus, but it's not as big a minus as those things can be. And being drunk is temporary. There's no proof since there hasn't been an actual zombie apocalypse, but I'd assume you'd sober up a little after seeing your friends eating each other, and would probably hold off on drinking again until it's safe. If you get drunk knowing there's an apocalypse going on around you, well, I'd rather class that as "stupid" than "drunk". But none of that is really relevant to the thread, because I wasn't trying to debate whether or not being fat or drunk will hinder you, I was saying that focusing on crappy stereotypes (Like Drunk Russians and Fat Americans) is just going to piss people off and nobody will want to hear the idea at hand.

I guess that's a pretty valid reason. It's personally never occurred to me, but yeah, maybe I'll notice.

You assume I don't think before I post. I really have no idea how a zombie being female has any impact on the game.

I demand that rocket bases the standalone in Wales, or else I'll be angry and accuse him of hating the Welsh, and also hating Welsh Corgis.

I don't get what's so incredible about female zombies. o3o

LET THE READING COMMENCE!

^This. In reality, I wouldn't be able to pick up a gun for the first time and score a headshot, regardless of distance.

I'm neither American nor Russian. I'm just saying that obviously if you base something on a stereotype, the people who are affected won't like it. Can you give me some other reason for New York that isn't "LOL FAT AMERICANS AND THEIR BURGER KING XD"? Because that's not very enticing for me, let alone actual Americans.

It's in Russia because that's where the game takes place. I don't think you should focus on stereotypes (Drunk Russians, Fat Americans) because the respective people would be offended. P.S. I fucking hate you. >:c

If they mean that little to you that you would leave them behind, they're not the type of person you should be teaming up with in the first place. When I say to team up, I mean people equally as competent and trustworthy as you are.

In order: I'd recommend a small team of people you know VERY well. One guy focuses on carrying survival items (food, drink, fire wood, tent, etc), One focuses on mechanical parts (tyres, scrap, etc), and the last one, medical supplies (Mostly Bloodbags and Morphine, a few epipens and a handful of bandages, maybe 2 or 3 painkillers.) If you find any larger backpacks, prioritize the mechanical person, as they take up the most space. Second should be medics. The reason for this is simple: The extra food you can carry because of all the free space will mean you can simply feed them with the food you would've abandoned, whilst increasing your chances of getting a car due to being able to carry parts, decreasing your chances of dying to zombies due to having plenty of medical supplies, and increases your general safety. It also stops you getting bored and lonely. As for tips, Trust nobody who you don't know. That doesn't mean kill them, it simply means don't let them easily kill you. Make sure you crouch around zombies and don't run on concrete, you make a lot of noise. If you're looking for some PvP and get some end-game loot, go North-east to the airfield. Be ready to die. If not, stick towards the middle of the map, closer to the north. Then you can camp out in the forests, head to the coastal cities to loot, or head up north-east if you change your mind. You start with essentially nothing. Head to any decent-sized city and loot what you can. When picking a server, I highly recomment a quiet one if you're going public. If you are gonna go straight for a whitelist server, look for one with good ping, and frequent restarts. I personally use Balota Buddies. Good luck.

You'll have a lot harder time getting help for that, I honestly don't know anyone who uses PlayWithSIX, but if I happen upon one, I'll be sure to ask for you.

Get DayZCommander. Then do this: http://puu.sh/1Sdep Then do this: http://puu.sh/1SdgA Then celebrate.

That last picture just screams "Idiot". Essentially, what they are saying is: "Look, DayZMe has a load of hackers local to the server! You should totally join so we can kill you repeatedly!"

Because it's already obvious how good you are. I haven't played with any Russian-only players, but I freaking love the Russian accent in English.

That's because almost everything you do in DayZ reflects how long it would more or less take in reality. You jump into a game with a load of objectives in mind, and since it wouldn't take longer than you actually doing it, it doesn't feel like a drag.

Yes.

Click the "Edit" button on your first post, then go into the full editor. Presto, you can change the title.

We can't tell you why, nor can we lift it. You need to speak to BattlEye. Just google "BattlEye support", first result.

Just saying, you may want to revise your title. I clicked this expecting you to be asking for hacks. Only a suggestion, perhaps "Can a hacker hide his name?" be more suitable and easier to interpret. It could be just me, so feel free to ignore me, but still, my thoughts.

WHY WON'T YOU PICK ME UP, PICK ME UP, HELECOPTER BABY I'M STUCK HERE ON THE GROUND I WON'T SHOOT YOU DOWN! I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU MORE THAN AMMO OR COOKED STEAK WITHOUT YOU I WOULD BE DEAD SO PICK ME UP, PICK ME UP, HELECOPTER DON'T BREAK MY LEG!