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BECAUSE HE IS HITTING ON ME WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON

I urge everyone to join the chat. A lot of cool people are hanging there.

Uhh...

First comment I read on there "hai gusy pls red my game sugestions plese make this video game freee i like dayz (the mod)) very much and i dont want to pay for it or i wil pirate this game i like it very much ANYONE in CHERNO??????????????" Ugh...

For those of you who don't know, LAN Party is a part of the NODE YouTube channel where the two channels FreddieW and CorridorDigital get together and play games like Battlefield, Chivalry, Minecraft, GMOD, etc. Anyway, on their latest video, Brandon announced that upon DayZ's standalone release, they're going to do an episode on that. I've only recently found out about LAN Party, and I've already watched all of the episodes because they were so damn good. I'm hoping they have an awesome time with the standalone, but besides from that... Who wants to bet on how long it takes for one of them to break their leg on a door?

I'll see your newds and raise you my newts.

I'd presume the time it took for you to press the buttons and raise your gun is more or less the same time it's going to take for you to press the buttons and flip a switch on your gun.

Yes. Holster your gun.

I'll meet your 5 cans, and I'll give you an additional 5 cans if it's Freddie who breaks it first.

I once shat a Kinder egg whilst filling my water bottle.

No, there is a difference between being strongly in favor of/against something, and being biased towards/against something. Being in favor of/against something merely means that you take all facts and evidence, points and opinions and you have drawn to the conclusion that your choice is the correct one. Being BIASED, however, means that you simply ignore all points and facts that are against your way of thinking, regardless of how valid or important they are to the argument, and massively inflate the importance of your own facts. Thus, your argument contains only what you want to hear, not what we need to hear. A clever person CAN formulate his own opinions when presented with biased trash. A stupid person would pick to listen to biased trash over reasonable points. If I wanted to decide whether to get an Xbox or a PS3, why would I listen to the guy who's yelling "LOL SONY R FAGS XBOX IS DA BESST DUDE" over the person who actually understands the capability of both sides and can provide me with logical factual information? It's be a waste of energy to go "Well, I could just talk to that guy who clearly knows what he's on about, BUT IM SO SMERT IMA LISTEN TO ONE SIDE FROM THIS OTHER GUY AND PRESUME THE REST BECAUSE I R SMERRT" I don't care whether you agree with anything I just said or not, the words "Biased" and "Reliable" are contradictory. If you're biased, what you're saying is one-sided and not reliable. That is a fact.

Then this detracts significantly from your argument. If you're analyzing facts from one side, you're only looking with half of your vision. I'd rather spend my time reading a giant wall of text from someone with reliable points.

Insert insult about you being shitty here.

However, you're neglecting to mention that bandits are at greater risk of being killed themselves, and they usually have the better gear. Yes, there is little you can do to him from 1,000 meters away with a sniper, just like there's nothing HE can do when you're 9,950 meters closer from behind him with a silenced rifle. The risks are there for everyone, so to blame this on bandits is silly. By the way, if you want you post to sound no-so-biased, you should stop referring to them as "Assholes." It's just screaming "They are playing different to me therefore they are mean." You might not mean it (Or maybe you do, iunno), but that's how it appears.

Nobody should get riled at accusations like that over the internet; you in particular as (in my opinion,) you're intellectually on an higher level and really shouldn't be startled at what they can fathom about you. Why, according to people on the internet, I am Hitler³. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, stupid people will accuse you of the dumbest shit (Such as in this case discrimination), and even if they didn't, they probably already assume you do anyway. It's really not worth the frustration you're putting yourself through responding. Also, MOTHER RUSSIA I HAVE MENTIONED RUSSIA IN THIS POST THEREFORE IT IS ON TOPIC. IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU HATE RUSSIA AND PUNCH BABIES.

Heeeey, this is the first time I've ever changed my avatar ¬3¬

People were getting butthurt about it so I had to stop >:c Don't mock me!

Goddamnit. I need to get on DayZ more.

Hi there, I don't see why you claim to have 'no idea why' you're banned, the confess to hacking in the same post. Unfortunately the only way to make up for your gaming sins and be welcomed back to our community is to purchase the game again. If you are SERIOUSLY going to start anew, you must prove it to us. After all, if you're not going to hack again, you won't lose this CD-key, will you?

I've never been a noob. Sure, I've been a newb, but never a noob. At least, not at DayZ.

You've never liked to enjoy the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Then again, the reason we ALL play games in general is because we're bored, eh?

O: I didn't even notice. Put it in the backpack-tent, with the other stuffs. Just don't look at what's in there.

I have a tent on my back. Suck it.

I see nothing out of the ordinary here. The game is meant to be brutal. It'll break your legs and kick dirt on you. You just gotta get up and kick the game's ass.

Killing another player in this game is incomparable to any other game. The feeling that your actions are greatly impacting another player is thrilling, regardless of if it's positive or negative. There is no risk to death in games like CoD. You lose points. In DayZ, you lose EVERYTHING. Some people like that high octane rush. I don't kill players, and I'd hate it if people weren't bandits. On the same side of the coin, if you DON'T want to be killed, why don't you play something else? I'm not accusing you of it, but it's the same principle you're applying to bandits.