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    Another "I quit because..."

    no.. al I see is another bean eater, crying because they got shot by a sniper in Elektro - what difference is this thread going to make that the other half a million thread's posted by bean eaters complaining about dieing in a PvP Chernarus hot spot that are allready posted in the forums? eh? none.. thats what..
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    Another "I quit because..."

    we'll you'd be wrong.. i've played the game enough to know, it's a cruel and punishing world in Chernarus, you're going to die - i've died more times than I care to remember to sniper bullets , but i've learned to take my death - even those by hackers & the millions of different glitches... do you see me crying? all the OP can do is learn the Dayz mantra "death is inevitable.. don't become attached to your gear."
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    Another "I quit because..."

    I got shot by a sniper in Elektro and came to the forum to cry - thread #42938749238743894792398479
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    Found an Suv....... How is this possible??

    It spawns legitimately on sancturary servers, I know cause we have one on ours..
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    Nice deathmatch you got there

    erm... try looting their corpse? BINGO!!!
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    My new favourite thing..

    wait until you start trying to joyride in Helos!! - must be on an expert server though, doesn't work with 3P on..
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    Nice deathmatch you got there

    "that sure is a purrty back back you got there stranger.." "but, you've got the same backpack on you" *bang bang bang* "I know, but it's not your purrrty backpack" Ya gets me op?..
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    How can you even call this a game?

    02:50 AM... subject displaying early indications of infection. patient presented themselves in highly emotional state, anger, tears, threats.. I believe subject has been infected due to Chernarus exposure.. recommend immediate quarantine.
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    Pro Tips! Post Pro Tips Here!

    In this life prepare for the next, not all are destined to be bean eaters..
  10. This is quite wrong, your character is persistant on the non-hive, when you log out and join back in later, you are exactly where you logged out before with all your kit intact..
  11. and suddenly. you're kicked outta your comfort zone, you realise that you can't sit for hours invisible - to everyone, just maybe someojne is scanning the aera you're camped in with thermal scopes. Oh dear, now what? run & cry to the forums? get some virtual tea & sympathy? This is how this game works, your understanding of what you face deepens. Death is inevitable, don't become attached to your gear, it's all going to end in tears. Learn, respawn.
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    DayZ Screenshots!

    aye, no bother..
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    DayZ Screenshots!

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    DogZ!

    If it's a proof of concept, fine and dandy.. otherwise who the fuck hunts with an Alsatian? give me a wee Jack Russell or a Terrier for rabbits / boars & to maybe alert you of the direction of someone who is close by... Ps... I hope you can drive round with them in Vehicles and they hang their heads out the window!!
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    Hero skin resetting zombie kill count?

    any change of skin reset's debug to 0's - you can see your tally on the scoreboard.
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    Why are the AS50 and M107 in the game?

    Oh dear OP.. no tea and sympathy, only the offer of a tissue to wipe those tears away. I hope whoever looted your body of all your hard earned gear puts it to better use than you did & that you learned a valuable lesson for next time.
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    Nerf the zombies...

    at best all you can say is that a Zombie "probably" wont see you, you're completely miss guided if you think because either of those indicators are at zero you are safe, word to the wise.. you're not. gotta watch for those Z's aggroing in the distance as well, be alert, always ready to sprint..
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    Zombie Master!!

    I died last night (boo hoo) on respawn I decided to mess about in Elektro so I just ran round like mad until i'd a load of zombies chasing me then i'd run round and look for survivours and run around and quickly through any buildings they were camped in / looting.. was really funny hearing them burn through what little ammo they had. It was actually such good fun I reckon you should be able to spawn as a Z and aggro hordes that follow you.. high humanity to those that kill you, points to the zombie master for any kills made by the horde they manage to aggro!!
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    SNIPER AHOLES

    In the fullness of time you will learn the horror of what exactly is hunting "You" in chernarus - you should be afriad going into any major city, the whole aera is hostile, and guess what? they want to kill you. They don't want to make friends with you, shot aggroed zombies chasing you, they wanna shoot you in the leg and laugh as the Z's eat you - when you learn to accept this & develop a buddhist like non-attachment to your kit, you will no longer rage @ death. there are no, none, nada, niet, happy endings in Dayz - from unkillable psycho axe murderes, to people who just teleport you to your death for the hell of it, to thermal imaging weapons used in conjunction with shiper rifles that will kill you from 1.6K away. it's all out there in this game. It is hell. but, also, it has great moments too.
  20. while I didn't actually crawl? I spent a good two or three hours over a couple of different nights, typing "mayday... mayday... request urgent medical assistance, grid ref : *** *** does anyone copy?... over..." endlessly in side chat [ah!! the good ol' dayz of side chat] until eventually someone did come & sort out my broken legs.
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    Noob Questions: Tents!

    you need to pitich the tent, save it & then wait for a server restart before it becomes "safe" enough to store items in..
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    How do you fight against an L85 thermal?

    balls running away from 'em, run straight at them, it's the worlds most uselss cqc gun ever..
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    Ultimate tent loot.

    eh? possible one of the most idiotic responses on the internet eva!. Clearly dealing with a deep thinker here, I best be careful..
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    Ultimate tent loot.

    I have to laugh at people who destroy tents.. did your mammy never read you stories about killing geese that laid golden eggs when you were little?..
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    Packing up tents

    by and large when I find them empty - specially if it's near the coast or just north of the major sourthern citys, I always stick what ever tools, medical supplies, and pistol + ammo I have into it, then select save old camping tent. I then take all my gear back out of it again, so next time the server restarts at least there is something of use in the tent for any fresh spawn that happens upon it.. if anyone has stumbled upon such a tent thanks to my endeavours? you're welcome + if you have lost hi tier shit that you were dupping in such a tent? HA HA..
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