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irl-calibre

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  1. irl-calibre

    DogZ!

    yeah.. gotta love the quote from the very first video.. "My German Shepherd 'Copper' loves hunting for rabbits in our wood every day. He never finds any.." lol.. no one hunts with alsatians beause thay are not a fucking hunting dog you dick.. they are a guard dog..
  2. meh.. at least it's pretty easy to get back to your corpse in Elektro and pick up your precious gear.. i's a real pain in the hole when it happens when you're way up north miles away.. clouds and silver linings & all t hat jazz.
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    AS50 or SVD camo

    OMG.. the worst gun eva!! for cqc and that is what you use?.. lawl..
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    SVD Camo - Worth it?

    crashed helo ammo box's & camps. by far my fav rifle in game so far..
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    There is still hope.

    how did he kill the guy in the back of his car who had stolen the noob cannon at the start of t he video? i've stopped giving people rides case i'm sick of having my shit stolen outta my car... not that it really matters at the minute as they're borked! all you hear is the door opening and the guy is thrown out of the car?
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    SERVERS THAT SAVE TENTS CONTENT

    in my experience you can save content once, at the initial save. If you come back to the same tent ater the server has restarted and try to add more content & re-save the content is lost on next restart, occasionally none of the content is saved at all.. its all pretty hit and miss..
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    What's your humanity?

    about 4200, but i'm seriously thinking of murdering some bean eaters rather than run round in a hideous plaid fucking shirt, the Shemagh seems much more appealing tbf..
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    Another "I quit because..."

    no.. al I see is another bean eater, crying because they got shot by a sniper in Elektro - what difference is this thread going to make that the other half a million thread's posted by bean eaters complaining about dieing in a PvP Chernarus hot spot that are allready posted in the forums? eh? none.. thats what..
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    Another "I quit because..."

    we'll you'd be wrong.. i've played the game enough to know, it's a cruel and punishing world in Chernarus, you're going to die - i've died more times than I care to remember to sniper bullets , but i've learned to take my death - even those by hackers & the millions of different glitches... do you see me crying? all the OP can do is learn the Dayz mantra "death is inevitable.. don't become attached to your gear."
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    Another "I quit because..."

    I got shot by a sniper in Elektro and came to the forum to cry - thread #42938749238743894792398479
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    Found an Suv....... How is this possible??

    It spawns legitimately on sancturary servers, I know cause we have one on ours..
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    Nice deathmatch you got there

    erm... try looting their corpse? BINGO!!!
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    My new favourite thing..

    wait until you start trying to joyride in Helos!! - must be on an expert server though, doesn't work with 3P on..
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    Nice deathmatch you got there

    "that sure is a purrty back back you got there stranger.." "but, you've got the same backpack on you" *bang bang bang* "I know, but it's not your purrrty backpack" Ya gets me op?..
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    How can you even call this a game?

    02:50 AM... subject displaying early indications of infection. patient presented themselves in highly emotional state, anger, tears, threats.. I believe subject has been infected due to Chernarus exposure.. recommend immediate quarantine.
  16. irl-calibre

    Pro Tips! Post Pro Tips Here!

    In this life prepare for the next, not all are destined to be bean eaters..
  17. This is quite wrong, your character is persistant on the non-hive, when you log out and join back in later, you are exactly where you logged out before with all your kit intact..
  18. and suddenly. you're kicked outta your comfort zone, you realise that you can't sit for hours invisible - to everyone, just maybe someojne is scanning the aera you're camped in with thermal scopes. Oh dear, now what? run & cry to the forums? get some virtual tea & sympathy? This is how this game works, your understanding of what you face deepens. Death is inevitable, don't become attached to your gear, it's all going to end in tears. Learn, respawn.
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    DayZ Screenshots!

    aye, no bother..
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    DayZ Screenshots!

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    DogZ!

    If it's a proof of concept, fine and dandy.. otherwise who the fuck hunts with an Alsatian? give me a wee Jack Russell or a Terrier for rabbits / boars & to maybe alert you of the direction of someone who is close by... Ps... I hope you can drive round with them in Vehicles and they hang their heads out the window!!
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