Jump to content

Forums Announcement

Read-Only Mode for Announcements & Changelogs

Dear Survivors, we'd like to inform you that this forum will transition to read-only mode. From now on, it will serve exclusively as a platform for official announcements and changelogs.

For all community discussions, debates, and engagement, we encourage you to join us on our social media platforms: Discord, Twitter/X, Facebook.

Thank you for being a valued part of our community. We look forward to connecting with you on our other channels!

Stay safe out there,
Your DayZ Team

irl-calibre

Members
  • Content Count

    1455
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by irl-calibre

  1. irl-calibre

    Here's The Deal...

    yeah, 'cause interacting with daft homophobes is fun? right? eh?
  2. irl-calibre

    Struggling to find my Location

    Nah.. definitely not m8, you would see the big ball behind the garages.. they're north of Gvozdno. edit : to SausageKingofChicago
  3. irl-calibre

    Struggling to find my Location

    nah.. think they're north of Gvozdno 084024 ish
  4. irl-calibre

    Suggestion: Insanity

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  5. irl-calibre

    Casuals and DayZ

    more nonchalant than casual tbh.
  6. last patch released on a Friday completely borked the game for me, & yet here's another 5pm Friday patch? why not just leave it until the following Wednesday? so people can at least play over the weekend in case there is a serious problem with build unlike last time.
  7. irl-calibre

    I've heard troubling rumours...(no helis)

    I really hope they're in, I can understand if they aren't, but I hope they are.
  8. no wee white UN UAZ? hear that? that's the sound of my heart breaking.
  9. dunno about "Good" & "Evil" but for sure, at times it's all about being "provocative" other's "reactionary", which ever usually gets the oul blood coursing.
  10. irl-calibre

    Dayz in real life.

    so yeah, this is a megalithic stone circle like the one near Polana near my home the other night, only with heaps of added skyrim!
  11. irl-calibre

    Dayz in real life.

    yeah because no megalithic stone circles look alike? aye dead on m8.. even better with added fus ro dah'ness
  12. I've been alive now for about 150 hours I could write a damn good novel from the material of it a lone and it's still early dayZ geddit? eh.. if you don't like it don't play it, i'm loving it though so..
  13. it's not a game, its a story.
  14. irl-calibre

    Riddeled with cheaters

    Gutless? dry your fucking eyes pal, there was a cheap exploit that has been fixed and this is what you died due to, it's been fixed. http://feedback.dayzgame.com/view.php?id=4774 People have been crying about cheating in multiplayer PC gaming for at least oh I dunno how long have you been playing again? has it stopped? No. but to say Dev's don't give a damn about it is ridiculous.
  15. irl-calibre

    Riddeled with cheaters

    yeah well I've been gaming 30 years or more too and I've nearly 350 hours played in game and hacking is no where nearly as bad as it was in the mod, as the alpha progresses i'd imagine it will get tighter, there is a certain venerability at the minute certain players are exploiting, yeah it's not a great ending when you are killed by such a player but you have to suck it up. instead of throwing a hissy fit.
  16. irl-calibre

    The Unwritten Rules of Dayz

    it's always the victims fault in DayZ.
  17. irl-calibre

    The Unwritten Rules of Dayz

    don't run in buildings. always shoulder a weapon before climbing ladders never log out on a 2nd floor or a steep incline.
  18. irl-calibre

    What does this sign say?

    I think it loosely translates as "gerrrrrrrr orf moi laaaaaaaaaaand"
  19. irl-calibre

    Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year

    man leaves job at end of contract shocker!!
  20. irl-calibre

    Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year

    how quaint that people are so concerned with where people who work in the computer industry reside on the planet. Windows 95 is on the phone, it wants remote desktop back..
  21. irl-calibre

    Your Rage Quit Moments

    once, years ago in the mod over a wee white UAZ i'd spent hours fixing up & a mate stole it. Another of our crew turned up with a Blackhawk & we chased him down and lit him up with m240. He was in TS the whole time saying nothing as it was only a bitta craic for him. I was fecking seething tbh! had to take my dogs for a walk to calm down, where I thought about it and then promptly wised the fuck up, came back and just assassinated him in the lumber yard in Berezino.
  22. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wanna tissue?
  23. Really? I mean REALLY? how can dieing in a video game ruin someones day? ****Throws Whyherro123 a grip***** "Here, catch!!!"
  24. irl-calibre

    Is carrying 2 two-handed weapons considered ok?

    sure, it's grand. you forfeit your fleet of foot perk so the game compensates for it, more so in future when weights and exhaustion are added i'd imagine.. they have also fixed dropping the weapon in hand when you sit down, this is the other problem you've experienced, though I thought you lost the weapon if someone else picked it up before the server reset or you logged in again. it might mysteriously vanish yet..
  25. irl-calibre

    Chernarus Building Inspectors

    no sign of the recession up round Berezino..
×