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Jikfive

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  1. Thanks for giving survivors the ability to spot out douchebag bandits. Been running ops now with my friends and killing bandit skins left and right. If your one of the unfortunate survivors that bought into the KOS mentality and became a bandit out of paranoia then you deserve what you get too. Enjoy being bandits!. Almost to my hero skin :P
  2. Listen to the bandits whine now because they can't shoot people in the back.
  3. Jikfive

    Farting. I want it.

    We eat Franks and Beans all the time right? How about about a side effect of eating franks and beans in your diet will cause you to fart at two random times during the next 120 minutes of play after consuming franks and beans. Watch the hilarity ensue for players sneaking up on bandits/survivors only to be given away by a random fart, or that group of zombies you sneaked by suddenly aggros on you because of your dirty colon. Pasta/Cooked meat will not affect you :D
  4. Jikfive

    Knight Armor

    If he gets knight armor then I demand wizard robes be made available also.
  5. Jikfive

    Knight Armor

    If he gets to have knight armor then I DEMAND that wizard robes be made available too!
  6. - A cannibalism feature added to the game. (Harvest meat off of dead players.) You gain 1400 blood for every piece of meat. - If a player decides becomes a cannibal their blood max should be increased to 14000. - Pain pill/morphine/epi addiction. Whenever you take morphine/pain pills there could be a very slight chance to become addicted. .05% chance (just throwing a figure out there). - When addiction occurs then a meter should be created similar to the food and water meter (however make the meter drain slower than food and water). If you do not get your fix you can take, then you will suffer from pain (not blood loss) until you take more. - For every murder you have, the chance of becoming addicted to morphine/pain pills goes up by .05% whenever you consume them. - Drinking a Mountain dew will eliminate 2% chance of addiction. (silly I know, but they are so dang rare you gotta feel good when you find one!) - Epi pen can also be used to keep up maximum sprint for a short time, even if you are winded. - A rare drop Coleman BBQ for your campsite that you can cook your food on, increasing blood gain by +200 on each item cooked in it, You can even cook beans :D - A rare drop "supply bag" for your campsite. It will generate 2 random items every 24 hours. - Rare wild animals in woods that are hostile to players. - pooping. Nuff said.
  7. Jikfive

    Cannibalism, Drug addiction, and BBQing

    The tiger in the wilderness is TRUE! Unbelievers beware! :D
  8. Jikfive

    Bounty System

    Why even bother with a bounty? Everyone is already hunted in this game anyway.
  9. Lowering ammunition count is not the answer. I believe that this would increase banditry. People would save their ammo to kill others to steal the ammo off of their corpses.
  10. Zombies need to be buffed again. They are so easy to avoid now that they are becoming props and not a threat.
  11. Force players to use the sit down command in order to disconnect properly. If a player Alt+F4, force his body to stay in world for (x) amount of time. This character model will then start emitting scared loud wimpering/crying/praying in the event of a bad disconnect. (maybe even curl up into the fetal position). During this time the player will not be allowed to join another server until the time is up. I like this mechanic because it is my idea :P, and it would emulate how the real player shit his pants, couldn't handle the stress and decided to check out mentally. Question: "But what if my connection drops from the server? What about the players that get disconnected because of something out of their control?" My answer: Its the zombie apocalypse, shit happens, good luck, get over it. "This is not a game, It's art." -Quote by Rocket
  12. The care bears hide their stuff out there because they are afraid to lose it. It needs to be fixed.
  13. LOL @ the little girls threatening to leave. MMMMMM tears. Goodbye, the mod is doing great and the player base is growing. The only reason you are leaving is because you like peeking around corners and seeing above the grass when you go prone. Summer camp is over.
  14. Be more careful then. I usually only crawl when I am near Buildings. But that would force him to require patience and common sense. Much easier to QQ on the forums.
  15. Jikfive

    My Suggestion.

    MOAR T-REX DINOSAURS!
  16. Jikfive

    My Suggestion.

    70% of the food you find should be poisonous and blind you for 4 hours of gametime. The only way to find out is if you eat them.
  17. Jikfive

    I want a Dog.

    Instead of a heartbeat, give me a stray dog that I can find in a field that follows me around and can growl when bandits are in the general vicinity. Make it a regular dog, a companion that trails me. This will encourage grouping up with other friendlies. I don't want some crazy pet attack beast that I have to manage. Note: Dogs hate bandits, so if your humanity is too low thats too bad.
  18. Jikfive

    I rage quit.. I'm so sorry rocket T_T

    If 1 zed is on to you then run out of town, shoot it, and then come back to look for bandages. It takes forever to bleed out you dumb bitch.
  19. Jikfive

    QQ Thread

    "this is gonna end just like World of warcraft..." KEY SENTENCE! This guy just wants the game to hold his hand and spoon feed him. In WOW dying means you get a polite little message that you have died and allows you an option screen on where you wish to spawn with ALL of your gear. Death in this game actually has consequences. Deal with it pussy.
  20. Jikfive

    Thanks Rocket

    Keep up the hard work man.
  21. Jikfive

    Thanks Rocket

    If you like this mod and the work he is doing, bump this.
  22. Jikfive

    BANNED on VN1

    Oh man they caught you dead cold you cheating bitch. GTFO you pussy liar and never come back.
  23. It would be awesome to have large groups of zombies wander together throughout the game world.
  24. Jikfive

    Wandering zombie hordes.

    Cool story bro.
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