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badpr1m3r

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  1. badpr1m3r

    Burning the pot. And other screens.

    ;) Course not all is fair game just wanted to share.
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    Photo Op Massacre

    Lmao! Great job on that ambush. That was awesome timing.
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    Taken Hostage!

    Damn man lol. What a prick. Somebody posted talking shit about Americans mainly doing things like this. Well this proves their point invalid. I just let a guy go after he got down put his hands behind his head. Told him to count to 20 as I left.
  4. So after a long ass fucking journey to NE airfield I got a Mosin with plenty of rounds along the way found a scope there and a bayonet along the way. Good backpack and some good clothing. Alright time to find some dickheads to shoot, where's the place I personally experienced a massive amount of dickheads? Or as Rocket would say, "Deek heads." Besides Balota, Elektro was the spot. Me and a buddy set up our little sniper hide trying to find somebody worthy of stealing the pants off of. We lay down bamn, I catch a fresh spawn running at the fire house. Disappears. Well shit. 5 minutes go by. Oh shit another dude he's coming out of the fire station. Runs into a bush and disconnects. You can literally sit on a hill and watch these little piss ant's jump servers to get loot. I'm positive their the ones with fully decked out m4's on the "Post your gear thread." Kinda like the case where criminals expose their crimes on Facebook isn't it? Not bashing the game. I love the Alpha. Just some of these players. I dislike 90 percent of this community.
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    Now you see me, Now you don't.

    So I'm the cancer for exposing what I've seen? lol. Yea bud sure thing.
  6. badpr1m3r

    Every survivors looks military

    I could use some assless leather chaps. Or handcuff you and put them on and force feed you if your into that kinda thing.
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    My First DayZ Kill (Standalone)

    One of those douchy kill for youtube video kind of guys. Dude gives you a scope and you shoot him in the back not even the face. So cool on teh forums for teh beanz bro lyke nice one.
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    i hate thes game so mutch

    A dick named Ted.
  9. badpr1m3r

    See in the dark :)

    But, the boogey man comes out from under my bed when my room goes dark.
  10. badpr1m3r

    so, dat night

    Don't be afraid of the dark muscle man.
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    Why is this not in the game yet?

    Because people go find an m4 and some mags, switch servers find an attachment, switch servers find more shit. Before leaving an area. Zero integrity. Player should be LOCKED to a server for a certain amount of time. Each time he picks up loot, locked 30 minutes. Not adding 30 minutes each time, but reset to 30.
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    Broken Legs/Broken Arms/Crippled

    I just broke my leg or legs idk? But It would be nice to craft a splint with some wood sticks, duct tape, and a couple of books perhaps. No luck with finding morphine. Straight Phukt.
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    blood type is pretty stupid

    You stone cold killer you. Sounds like your group of dickheads deserves to bleed out.
  14. badpr1m3r

    Most Memorable Moment Thus Far?

    I ran across a guy. We both were armed with axe's. Waved from a distance met up, he said he was on low blood and had a medkit. So I attempted to help him but collected his blood accidentally so he went unconscious and died basically. I came across another with a Mosin on his back and a pay day mask. Got the drop on him as he came out a building. He surrendered. But didn't speak English. Handcuffs told me I couldn't handcuff due to him having 1 percent health or something of that nature. So I shot him once in the head with an m4. Couldn't chance him having rounds for the Mosin and shooting me in the back later on.
  15. badpr1m3r

    Can you re fill plastic water bottles?

    For refill at a pond make sure with the bottle or canteen in hand you go into first person view. Water Pumps you can do it in 3rd.
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    Anyone have a small team going?

    You can join me, but you must follow direct orders. Refer to me as Lord Commander of the North American sector. Duties for you to full fill regularly will be 1. Open my can's of beans. 2. Refill my water. 3. You only get hand me downs. 4. You will always be bait.
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    How long have you survived?

    Ton's of deaths due to passing out and not understanding the food/drink system correctly. Now I've been alive for just under a full day in game hours. Even survived being sick. Sounds like a infomercial. BUT that's not ALL! Buy with in the next 20 minutes and receive not one, but two Mosin Nagant's and a Pristine Banana!
  18. badpr1m3r

    We Need That Update.

    How in the hell could a flashlight turn into a suppressor. There is no such thing as a silencer. And the only one of those three that actually makes any sense is the Car Oil Filter suppressor.
  19. DO NOT GO TO THIS SERVER. I've played on here for a few weeks now and really named it my favorite. Had a ton of fun etc. Killed one of the "group" members of the owner "Gunter" right, so I kill this chick named "Maniac" shes got a DMR, m9SD, Coyote Pack, GPS, NVG, RangeFinder, M4CCOSD. I'm like hell yea. Dont think anything of it. Legit gear. So I continue on. 3 days later "Today" I'm rolling around with a buddy. We see the chick "Maniac" running in the road. Armed to the teeth. We run her over. Dead. To my amazement she has the EXACT gear as the last time I killed her 3 days ago to the T. So I let my buddy obtain it all since I already have it. And my suspicion is raised. But what ever. What am I going to do shes an Admin here. We continue on in our truck far up the road. At least three towns away in the three valleys to fill up jerry cans for fuel. In the distance we hear an offroad roll up and shut off. We are in high alert. When their little posse rolls up and kills us. Okay, what ever I tell them "Good stuff guys" its a game. Eventually you die. I'm a reasonable guy and its cool. We spawn again about an hour later running up from Elektro there goes two black SUV's which are bullet proof rolling in convoy. Gunter the server owner and his posse roll around in bullet proof SUV's. Spawning in what ever gear they want getting geared up directly after death and if you kill one of their posse, they find your position with admin capabilities and kill you. Its ridiculous, its lame, and it takes the fun out of the game. I do not understand how much fun one could have spawning in shit and rolling around in bullet proof cars killing everyone. Takes the fun out of the game. If your willing to put up with their elitist mentality all this server is, is scripters controlling the scripting to themselves and banning any other "hackers" which in reality is them. IF YOU DECIDE TO JOIN A PRIVATE HIVE. THIS IS NOT THE ONE. SEE FOR YOUR SELVES IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE. Weak ass bitches.
  20. badpr1m3r

    Shooting blanks.

    Elektro. Here I am in the school house, moving around carefully looting out the entire structure. An un-armed fresh spawn comes running in with out noticing me. I am armed with an AKM and a revolver. I hear him scavenging the rooms upstairs above me. With a shit load of zombies he lured on his way in. As I walk up the stairs there he stands staring at me like, "Oh shit." He starts to say something over direct chat, before he finishes his first word I already unloaded 5 round into his face and he collapses and dies. I move out of the school house since I've already cleared and obtained anything of any importance. I feel like I should get the fuck out of dodge and make a break for the forest, but I desperately need food and decide to raid the grocery store anyway. Soon as I can see the building I notice zombies chasing a bandit out the front door. I open fire striking him in his back with at least 3 rounds to no avail. He disappears around the corner. I chase after, I turn the corner and catch his back foot as he enters the back of the grocery. I run in, tons of zombies inside, it doesn't matter I want to finish my kill. He runs into the front un-aware that I am close behind. I see the blood squirting out from three spots on his back and shoulder. As I come behind the counter and raise my sights. I fire striking him as he runs in panic around the store. Pumping round after round into this guy hes basically a blood sprinkler yet he wont fucking go down. He manages to draw a magnum and blow out my knee cap right before he collapses on the floor. By this time there's 10 plus zombies on me while I'm crawling out the back of the grocery. I'm bleeding bad and my leg is broken. I start shooting my way out slowly as I crawl, killing 11 zombies. I see a small time window to bandage and take a some morphine so I do, healing my leg to function. I hear him still in the front area reloading. The lucky fuck survived. I must have blanks in this fuckin AKM magazine. I'm pissed. Never mind that I'm in no shape to finish him off or get the food I need. Its time to get the fuck out. I make a dash out the back door. As soon as I leave the building I hear a pistol popping and see rounds striking the metal fence in front of me, no time to shoot back my hearts pounding and my guy is screaming everything is a blur. I panic sprint through the gun fire, he runs out of ammo and I hear him reloading as I disappear into the night. I made it. Barely alive and about to die, but I am still alive. I decide to make it into the forest. As I approach the side of the hill I see a man running up it with a weapon. I think to myself, "Fuck." Its the only hope I have for survival at this point. I have to kill some one who has the essentials I need to survive. I catch his name, what fuckin luck. "Medic something" all I cared about was the irony of my situation and his name began with Medic. I'm going for the kill. I must have passed out from blood loss three times while stalking him to the top of the hill. To my surprise he is not alone. A bandit is crouched scanning the city with a rifle I cannot make out due to the blur, which is due to my low blood level. I take aim and fire hitting him in the neck. He falls I pump some more rounds into him while hes passed out on the ground, and move left to fire on the medic. I hit him in the chest he collapses not dead. The first guy wakes up and pops a shot off but misses, I take aim and light his ass up like a christmas tree. He dies. I start looting his corpse grabbing a DMR 4 mags, NVG's, Range Finder, Coyote Backpack loaded with meat, an m4 cco SD 4 mags, m9sd with 2 mags blood bags, gps, etc. I finish and look up my guy is about to pass out the medic wakes up and just runs for dear life blood spurting all over. I do the same. I dash like a mad man, more like the Grinch on Christmas, excited about the goodies I've obtained. I make it 600 meters out decide to cook the meat and gain some blood back. I continue to push north, an hour later I find some game worth shooting. I take out the cow, gut it, cook the meat, and restore back to 12000 blood. End of day 1. I've found a good private hive I'm sticking with.
  21. badpr1m3r

    Shooting blanks.

    Look there he goes again, last word. Give it a rest man its the internet. Why are you crying. I don't care how tall you are. If your not fat then don't be offended its as simple as that. Now fuck off.
  22. badpr1m3r

    Shooting blanks.

    Lol, here we go. Just quit posting on here dude. A joke was returned. You were obviously offended. So its done. But no you have to keep writing about this and that. Needed the last word. Just get the fuck out of my thread man. And yes I accomplished everything I have in life by being 200 ib's and 14 years old. I am clearly what I say, is that your rational? I think you kicked into fat boy mode and just compared the "smells like it tastes" to "you are what you insult with. Makes no sense. Atta boy, sonny.
  23. badpr1m3r

    Shooting blanks.

    I post a little short story of what I experienced in this game and I get fired upon by little wanna be trolls. Of course I'm going to fire back. You little shit heads need a day time hobby rather than surfing a forum online finding things to nit pick about. And I love how random idiots jump in and toss in two cents. Its like an internet jumping, one guy always has the balls to charge in and strike. The rest just take pot shots here and there while jumping backwards. All I see is a bunch of needle dick cowards, starting shit over the internet from their cave they dwell. Keep living in your shells kids.
  24. badpr1m3r

    Shooting blanks.

    Thats right.
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